President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church
outside Washington as
part of his campaign to restore his poll standings. Bush's campaign
manager made a visit to
the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity
because of the
president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Katrina,
wiretapping and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your
sermon you'd say the
President is a saint."
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The
Church is in desperate
need of funds and I will agree to do it." Bush showed up for the sermon
and the Bishop began:
"I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President.
"George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took
the tragedy of
September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.
He lied about weapons
of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the
deaths of tens of
thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.
He appointed cronies
to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and
destruction during
Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends
so that we now have
more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and poor,
than we've had since
the Depression. He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant
from a secret court
would have been a mere administrative detail, had his henchmen lie to
Congress about it, then
claimed he is above the law. With the help of the CIA, he has instituted
torture in secret
prisons all over the world. He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-
inducing political party
since Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering
national debt of 7.6
trillion, gas prices are up 85%, and vital research into global warming
and stem cells is
stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from some religious kooks.
He is the worst
example of a true Christian I've ever known.
"But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George W. Bush is a saint."
outside Washington as
part of his campaign to restore his poll standings. Bush's campaign
manager made a visit to
the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity
because of the
president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Katrina,
wiretapping and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your
sermon you'd say the
President is a saint."
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The
Church is in desperate
need of funds and I will agree to do it." Bush showed up for the sermon
and the Bishop began:
"I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President.
"George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took
the tragedy of
September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.
He lied about weapons
of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the
deaths of tens of
thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.
He appointed cronies
to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and
destruction during
Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends
so that we now have
more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and poor,
than we've had since
the Depression. He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant
from a secret court
would have been a mere administrative detail, had his henchmen lie to
Congress about it, then
claimed he is above the law. With the help of the CIA, he has instituted
torture in secret
prisons all over the world. He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-
inducing political party
since Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering
national debt of 7.6
trillion, gas prices are up 85%, and vital research into global warming
and stem cells is
stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from some religious kooks.
He is the worst
example of a true Christian I've ever known.
"But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George W. Bush is a saint."
yeah right! 
~Accepting design works~ 
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