Tell the truth... have you ever accidentally hit your own face with your own load? - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 04-19-2007, 09:16 AM

Tell the truth... have you ever accidentally hit your own face with your own load?

I was rubbing one off a bit ago, normal sitting in the chair looking at online porn, and when I came, it shot up and the first streamer hit my right on my cheek!!! The second shot hit right under my chin!!!

I'm usually a dribbler, but god damn, if it wasn't for the fact that it hit my own face, this would have been an incredible load.

Ever happen to you?

gornyhuy · 04-19-2007, 09:17 AM

Not on accident. hehehe.

DWB · 04-19-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Not on accident. hehehe.

Angelo22 · 04-19-2007, 09:26 AM

No... never happened...

CaptainHowdy · 04-19-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Not on accident. hehehe.

ROFL

!!

Nicky · 04-19-2007, 09:31 AM

nope, but it has been close

Forest · 04-19-2007, 09:33 AM

i had a close call a few weeks agpo with a chick giveing me a bj

fucker shot right over my head

Sosa · 04-19-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Not on accident. hehehe.

LOL now that was a good one

DirtyDanza · 04-19-2007, 09:45 AM

many times

DWB · 04-19-2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

i had a close call a few weeks agpo with a chick giveing me a bj

fucker shot right over my head

OVER your head?

JenniDahling · 04-19-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Not on accident. hehehe.

That's MY question... who has done it on purpose? Then tasted it out of "curiousity"

Semi-Retired-Dave · 04-19-2007, 10:50 AM

That's a little TMI...
Question is, what site was it?

Gregory Black · 04-19-2007, 10:51 AM

I usually just aim it out my window. Neighbors think it is bird crap.

shekinah · 04-19-2007, 10:55 AM

Never!

schneemann · 04-19-2007, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

That's MY question... who has done it on purpose? Then tasted it out of "curiousity"

Anyone who says they haven't is a fucking liar.

gornyhuy · 04-19-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

That's MY question... who has done it on purpose? Then tasted it out of "curiousity"

Wouldn't you like to know... and imagine the contorted positioning it takes to pull that off... ;)

Danny B · 04-19-2007, 01:13 PM

I'm watching a soccer game with some mates as I'm writing this down.

One of them told me, like 10 minutes ago, that he shot himself in the head with his own load a couple of days ago.

Talking about coincidence!

(and before ya'll start yellin: I don't know why he mentioned it because with him mentioning that, he's now our source for entertainment.

The score: AZ NAC 5-0

dissipate · 04-19-2007, 01:52 PM

Atleast twice a day...er..uh.... i mean...

Forest · 04-19-2007, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

OVER your head?

Yeah LOL it actually amazed me as I hadnt shot a load like that in years

Thought i had gotten to old

Guess i still got it in me

[ Nate ] · 04-19-2007, 02:05 PM

The best is when you lay on your back, bend yourself over, and try to shoot the stream right in your own mouth...thats great....lol. Just kidding....or am I ....

punker barbie · 04-19-2007, 02:08 PM

best thread of the day!

DWB · 04-19-2007, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ]

The best is when you lay on your back, bend yourself over, and try to shoot the stream right in your own mouth...thats great....lol. Just kidding....or am I ....

Yea, that's pretty rad. Though I can totally tell if I have been eating bad cause my jizz smells and tastes sour.

Ohhh... Did I say that out loud?

Aussie Rebel · 04-19-2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregory Black

I usually just aim it out my window. Neighbors think it is bird crap.

Big Red Machine · 04-19-2007, 06:48 PM

I was at a Rub n Tug once and I had to Dodge my Load it shot over my shoulder..(I was laying down)....lol

Spunky · 04-19-2007, 06:52 PM

Did you lap it up like a hungry whore?

MaDalton · 04-19-2007, 06:52 PM

i just say one word: Socks

k0nr4d · 04-19-2007, 10:00 PM

I've done it. Banging a chick with her on top, pull out, and it actually got on my lip and chin. Thank god my mouth was closed

GAMEFINEST · 04-19-2007, 10:05 PM

thats a negative

tony286 · 04-19-2007, 10:06 PM

a few times by mistake the worst is when it misses your head and causes a wet spot on the pillow.

k0nr4d · 04-19-2007, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

a few times by mistake the worst is when it misses your head and causes a wet spot on the pillow.

werd, it'll wipe off your face wiht a towel but a pillow you have to wash and dry

Bitchboy · 04-19-2007, 10:10 PM

my old roommate our desks were right next to one another and every night when he looked at porn his cum would DRENCH his face and chest.

8ball · 04-19-2007, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schneemann

Anyone who says they haven't is a fucking liar.

I actually never did, and not saying it's a bad thing, just never was interesting in trying it

HouseHead · 04-19-2007, 10:29 PM

I hope you didnt taste it DWB... Oh and No I havnt, does my Girls Face, Ect Count?

dig0 · 04-20-2007, 12:20 AM

biskoppen · 04-20-2007, 02:40 AM

I don't masturbate...

Thats just sick!

VicD · 04-20-2007, 03:01 AM

Yep, it happened a few times

Sarah_Jayne · 04-20-2007, 03:42 AM

I would have to be very talented for that to happen.

Humpy Leftnut · 04-20-2007, 03:45 AM

I have yet to be able to shoot past my belly button, I have weak flow.

bannerspot · 04-20-2007, 03:52 AM

i have accidently hit your face with my own load :0

DWB · 04-20-2007, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt

I hope you didnt taste it DWB... Oh and No I havnt, does my Girls Face, Ect Count?

Come on... every guy in here has at least ONCE, smelled it or took one taste just to see what it was like. Don't get all shy on me now.

Pumba · 04-20-2007, 09:26 AM

Nope man

Jman · 04-20-2007, 09:30 AM

posted before, yup I gave myself my own facial ;-)

I shoot a hard load, the spludge travels far LOLOLOL

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Tell the truth... have you ever accidentally hit your own face with your own load? Tell the truth... have you ever accidentally hit your own face with your own load? I was rubbing one off a bit ago, normal sitting in the chair looking at online porn, and when I came, it shot up and the first streamer hit my right on my cheek!!! The second shot hit right under my chin!!! I'm usually a dribbler, but god damn, if it wasn't for the fact that it hit my own face, this would have been an incredible load. Ever happen to you?

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