poor wife!

i lol'd!!!!!

Nice. Thanks for that one. I needed a good laugh.

HAHAHAHAHA! Wrong to say the least! Yet hilarious at the same damn time! That's what she gets for tryin to check up on her boy :)

good one

looooooooooooooooooool

Thats a good one

haha thats great

Lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

goood times

Damn... that was pretty funny!.. poor dude.

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!"

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."

The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

lol that made my day.

very funny good one

oh fuck me i posted it in the wrong joke thread

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