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calibra · 04-17-2007, 11:24 PM

Not sure if it's been posted. Anyway:

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".

I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch". I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy

g$$$ · 04-17-2007, 11:25 PM

heard this one b4....but stilll funnee

perfectodollars-gabrio · 04-17-2007, 11:53 PM

ahah i got this one in mp3

Marie · 04-18-2007, 12:17 AM

Wasn't "can I 'ave my food on the bitch(/beach)" involved in this as well?

okdesign · 04-18-2007, 01:20 AM

old but good!

gtp · 04-18-2007, 08:41 AM

Malta isn't in Italy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malta
It is an independent parliamentary republic

ffblueocean · 04-18-2007, 08:49 AM

good for a giggle!

Ace_luffy · 04-18-2007, 08:50 AM

nice,

RawAlex · 04-18-2007, 08:53 AM

I kicked the cradle over laughing at that one.

Ssv · 04-18-2007, 09:02 AM

funny

shoeaholicanon · 04-18-2007, 11:12 AM

never heard it. it was humorous.

Pumba · 04-18-2007, 11:23 AM

Heard mp3, funny

Metalsound · 04-18-2007, 11:43 AM

Good one never heared it before

04-17-2007, 11:24 PM	#1
calibra Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,357	Italians speak English :) Not sure if it's been posted. Anyway: One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch." So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch". I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy __________________ GetCyberCash.com

04-18-2007, 12:17 AM	#4
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04-17-2007, 11:25 PM	#2
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04-17-2007, 11:53 PM	#3
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04-18-2007, 08:41 AM	#6
gtp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 152	Malta isn't in Italy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malta It is an independent parliamentary republic

04-18-2007, 08:53 AM	#9
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	I kicked the cradle over laughing at that one.

04-18-2007, 09:02 AM	#10
Ssv Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 402	funny

04-18-2007, 11:12 AM	#11
shoeaholicanon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,003	never heard it. it was humorous.

04-18-2007, 11:23 AM	#12
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04-18-2007, 11:43 AM	#13
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