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Evil E · 04-17-2007, 05:02 PM

Just wondering, I just saw it today for the first time.

They won't process

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04-17-2007, 05:02 PM	#1
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	Do you use google checkout? Just wondering, I just saw it today for the first time. They won't process Pornography and other sexually suggestive materials (including literature, imagery and other media); escort or prostitution services Alcohol Alcohol or alcoholic beverages such as beer, liquor, wine, or champagne Body parts Organs or other body parts Bulk marketing tools Email lists, software, or other products enabling unsolicited email messages (spam) Cable descramblers and black boxes Devices intended to obtain cable and satellite signals for free Child pornography Pornographic materials involving minors Copyright unlocking devices Mod chips or other devices designed to circumvent copyright protection Copyrighted media Unauthorized copies of books, music, movies, and other licensed or protected materials Copyrighted software Unauthorized copies of software, video games and other licensed or protected materials, including OEM or bundled software Counterfeit and unauthorized goods Replicas or imitations of designer goods; items without a celebrity endorsement that would normally require such an association; fake autographs, counterfeit stamps, and other potentially unauthorized goods Drugs and drug paraphernalia Illegal drugs and drug accessories, including herbal drugs such as salvia and magic mushrooms Drug test circumvention aids Drug cleansing shakes, urine test additives, and related items Endangered species Plants, animals or other organisms (including product derivatives) in danger of extinction Financial products, services, and stored value Investment consulting, stock brokerage, manual cash disbursements, money orders, traveler's checks, and stored value cards Fund solicitations Donation solicitations from parties without a valid 501(c)(3) tax exempt status clearly displayed to the public. (Political fundraising is generally permitted.) Gaming/gambling Lottery tickets, sports bets, memberships/ enrollment in online gambling sites, and related content Government IDs or documents Fake IDs, passports, diplomas, and noble titles Hacking and cracking materials Manuals, how-to guides, information, or equipment enabling illegal access to software, servers, websites, or other protected property Illegal goods Materials, products, or information promoting illegal goods or enabling illegal acts You are solely and completely responsible for verifying that all items you sell are authentic and legal. Miracle cures Unsubstantiated cures, remedies or other items marketed as quick health fixes Offensive goods Literature, products or other materials that: * Defame or slander any person or groups of people based on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, or other factors * Encourage or incite violent acts * Promote intolerance or hatred Offensive goods, crime Crime scene photos or items, such as personal belongings, associated with criminals Precious metals Bulk sales of rare, scarce, or valuable metals Prescription drugs or pharmacies Drugs or other products requiring a prescription by a licensed medical practitioner or any online pharmacies Pyrotechnic devices and hazardous materials Fireworks and related goods; toxic, flammable, and radioactive materials and substances Regulated goods Air bags; batteries containing mercury; Freon or similar substances/refrigerants; chemical/industrial solvents; government uniforms; car titles; license plates; police badges and law enforcement equipment; lock-picking devices; medical devices; pesticides; postage meters; recalled items; slot machines; surveillance equipment; goods regulated by government or other agency specifications Securities Stocks, bonds, or related financial products Travel packages and offers Tours (including hotel, flight, and car reservations), travel clubs, and timeshare properties Tobacco and cigarettes Cigarettes, cigars, chewing tobacco, and related products Traffic devices Radar detectors/jammers, license plate covers, traffic signal changers, and related products Weapons Firearms, ammunition, knives, brass knuckles, gun parts, and other armaments Wholesale currency Discounted currencies or currency exchanges __________________ A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.