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Old 04-17-2007, 12:54 PM   #1
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My penis gets wet when I shit
... and I am tired of it!
My penis is too long and hits the water when I take a shit and if I stick my dick on the outside when I shit I tinkle, and thats not good for the floor.

Does anyone know of a place that sells really deep toilet bowls?
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:55 PM   #2
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You're no Juicy.
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:56 PM   #3
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You're no Juicy.
Are you like my virtual stalker or something? Wanna make sexy time?
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:06 PM   #4
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stick it up your ass =)
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:08 PM   #5
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hold it with your mouth
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:08 PM   #6
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:08 PM   #7
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stick it up your ass =)
Thanks for the tip. You must have had experience with this technique.
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:09 PM   #8
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hold it with your mouth
That always gets me excited.
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:10 PM   #9
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Are you like my virtual stalker or something? Wanna make sexy time?
No, my mom would get angry. I'm not allowed to have friends over.
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:14 PM   #10
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Thanks for the tip. You must have had experience with this technique.
Youre welcome mate,
Oh, i've never tried it myself, i just read it on the president's blog, and thought you might do as he does
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:21 PM   #11
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Put a chair above toilet bowl and make hole on it. You will be higher and above the toilet bowl.
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:25 PM   #12
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tie it down to your neck before you shit....
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:26 PM   #13
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:27 PM   #14
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My advice is call a plumber fast. Your toilet is on the verge of overflowing....
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:33 PM   #15
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:14 PM   #16
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:28 PM   #17
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:36 PM   #18
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At least its only getting a little wet, immagine if it was dragging the bottom of the bowl.

(LOL the old joke redone about the two guys on the bridge. One says that it sure is a long way down and the other replies and the water is deep too.)
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:38 PM   #19
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That's gross.. hold it with one hand
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