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Boobs 04-16-2007 01:01 PM

this thread is hilarious :1orglaugh

zibril 04-16-2007 01:04 PM

Good luck man...

rowan 04-16-2007 01:10 PM

So what ended up happening?

After Shock Media 04-16-2007 01:39 PM

This thread is fantastic.

Dear gawd how did I miss it all morning.

Congrats on getting a girl who is willing to do anal, to bad its the last time.

Sorry I am tearing up. I am assuming she is wondering around pantyless all worried while you periodically check the absolute worst place possible for any advice regardings ones ass.

PS when you finally do take her to the doctors and they get out the rubber grabbers and retrieve it. Please oh please save the xray, scan it and post it.

bdld 04-16-2007 01:59 PM

stick another dildo in with some super-glue on the end of it, the other one will come right out.

GatorB 04-16-2007 02:05 PM

Get a gerbil tie a string around it's tail insert it into her ass and let him get it out

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...4_image_16.jpg

Michaelious 04-16-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 12260951)
this thread is useless without pics...

Genius:thumbsup

lulu36 04-16-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12262739)
Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc.

DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on.

Good luck :thumbsup

the voice of experience!

ffblueocean 04-16-2007 03:06 PM

bumping to find out what happened...good luck!

tranza 04-16-2007 03:09 PM

Tell her to take a shit.

evildick 04-16-2007 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12263144)
Get a gerbil tie a string around it's tail insert it into her ass and let him get it out

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...4_image_16.jpg

Lemmywinks!!!

Mr Pheer 04-16-2007 03:17 PM

some taco bell should do the trick

camcruise 04-16-2007 03:22 PM

My sister is a nurse. She sees this kind of thing all the time in the ER.
I just talked to her.
She said that you should go to the ER at once.
She said that the deeper it gets the harder it will be to get it out.
Dont evrn think about it just go.!!:Oh crap :Oh crap

Karupted Charles 04-16-2007 03:26 PM

Call fatal attraction I think she knows a thing or two about this lol.

tASSy 04-16-2007 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 12262739)
Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon").

Good luck :thumbsup

also known as "the poop chute" to medical professionals everywhere, hahaha.


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