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  • Michaelious
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 6720

    #1

    Saddest boy/geek ever!!!

    Teenager Dumped By Chat-Room Girlfriend
    CYBERSPACE -- Joey Passmore is alone. The 14-year-old Internet enthusiast recently lost his cyber-girlfriend and computer soulmate, LUV_U2, and he's not sure how to deal with the confusing new emotions that have begun to stir inside him.

    "I don't understand," moped Joey. "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites. "

    Joey, 14, never met LUV_U2 in Real Life?. They met online almost two months ago, but were committed to each other after only a few short chat sessions over a two-week period.

    "Something clicked right from the start," said Joey. "I admit, I found her choice of avatar sexually attractive, but there's more to her than just that. I would show up in the #lookN4love chatroom on Undernet, and we would share the time together, while we did homework, watched 'Mad About You' repeats, and played PopCap games over the Net."

    "I thought we had something special," continued Joey. "I would send her e-cards, and links to special poems that were written for people like us. I even photoshopped our avatars together on a Martian landscape--way romantic. But then that one evening, she came into the IRC channel and was really quiet. I knew something was wrong."

    Joey has been unable to talk about his break-up with family members and even considered selling his computer, and joining the school volleyball team, just to get away from the pain. At fourteen, break-ups are awkward to deal with. This was Joey's first romance and he believes his few friends at school would only laugh at him if he mentioned it to any of them.

    "Those guys at school would only want to know how far I got, like did she send pictures of her tits, or something like that," said an angry Joey. "They wouldn't understand it was so much more than that."

    His only source of closure has been a couple of Internet love forums that he has bookmarked on his web browser.

    "I posted a message on a message board for heartbroken individuals who were recently dumped," said Joey, sobbing quietly, "but the only response was from some joker who asked how I knew it wasn't a man I was dating. How cruel can you get?"

    "We were at that stage in our relationship where we were almost ready to exchange ICQ numbers, a huge leap in commitment," said Joey, wiping his nose. "Someday I had hoped we could swap actual snail-mail addresses, maybe even a photo, and then, who knows after that? I guess she got scared. I don't understand."

    Joey isn't sure he can trust cyberwomen anymore, and is afraid to reveal his true self online to another. He may find escape by interacting only with girls he knows from school, church, and his neighbourhood. But that would mean meeting them and Joey isn't ready for social encounters yet.

    "I may never be able to cyberdate again," cried Joey. "I've been hurt once, and now I may never be able to use that same alias. "

    Joey almost deleted the chat logs he had with LUV_U2 in a fit of anger. "I was hurt, and I wanted to hurt. But now, those lines of text are the only thing I have left to cherish," said Joey. "The smilicons we shared were special, but now I may never smilicon again."

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  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    you mean it's not normal that you have a cyber girlfriend?
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • Angelo22
      Writer
      • Feb 2007
      • 3123

      #3
      Hahahahah
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      • Violetta
        Affiliate
        • Jul 2004
        • 28735

        #4
        haha... "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites"
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        • kirupai
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 894

          #5
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          • Michaelious
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 6720

            #6
            Not exacty the most romantic comment is it lol

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            • Pumba
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 1094

              #7
              Poor boy...He was so rpmantic, now he is going to become cyber girlhater.

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              • fallenmuffin
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 8170

                #8
                lol classic

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                • Michaelious
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6720

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pumba
                  Poor boy...He was so rpmantic, now he is going to become cyber girlhater.
                  Well there are sex chat websites for that too lol

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                  • Zuss
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1187

                    #10
                    I've had 2 cyber girlfriends so far and no real girlfriend. That makes me sad.
                    I like cookies.

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                    • J. Falcon
                      www.AdultCopywriters.com
                      • May 2006
                      • 31645

                      #11
                      hahahahaha that cant be true
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                      • Wilbo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 2082

                        #12
                        I'll bet she was out cyber-slutting around long before she dumped him. I think it's for the best.

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          Wait till he finds out that experiencing the 'Big O' isn't a reference to binary code.

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                          • Michaelious
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6720

                            #14
                            The felt he was moving too fast... he had broadband, she only had dial up.

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                            • dakota1358
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2114

                              #15
                              Just a little too weird
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