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pussyluver · 04-14-2007, 06:38 AM

Baddog riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.

Baddog pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."

Baddog thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

martinsc · 04-14-2007, 06:39 AM

pussyluver · 04-14-2007, 12:18 PM

bump a lame joke once

DatingGold · 04-14-2007, 12:35 PM

haha so so

shekinah · 04-14-2007, 12:38 PM

hahaha... couldn't grant wish for women eh!

baddog · 04-14-2007, 12:38 PM

oldie but a goodie

Alex · 04-14-2007, 12:40 PM

Thats one of the oldest jokes ever.

Violetta · 04-14-2007, 12:41 PM

old one, but adding baddog to it really did the trick! lol

notabook · 04-14-2007, 02:37 PM

I came for the joke, stayed for the baddog.

RedShoe · 04-14-2007, 02:42 PM

Here's a food for thought. DISPROVE that Baddog ACTUALLY IS GOD.

baddog · 04-14-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Here's a food for thought. DISPROVE that Baddog ACTUALLY IS GOD.

shhhhh

DeadFidel · 04-14-2007, 10:23 PM

So Baddog a Nun a Rabbi and a midget are siting in a bar...

notabook · 04-14-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

So Baddog a Nun a Rabbi and a midget are siting in a bar...

Sounds like the start of one helluva porn flick.

jact · 04-14-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Here's a food for thought. DISPROVE that Baddog ACTUALLY IS GOD.

I heard they went to prep school together.

04-14-2007, 06:38 AM	#1
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Lame Baddog Joke Baddog riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. Baddog pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." Baddog thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

04-14-2007, 06:39 AM	#2
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04-14-2007, 12:40 PM	#7
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Thats one of the oldest jokes ever. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

04-14-2007, 12:18 PM	#3
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	bump a lame joke once

04-14-2007, 12:38 PM	#6
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	oldie but a goodie

04-14-2007, 12:41 PM	#8
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	old one, but adding baddog to it really did the trick! lol __________________ M&A Queen

04-14-2007, 02:37 PM	#9
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04-14-2007, 02:42 PM	#10
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Here's a food for thought. DISPROVE that Baddog ACTUALLY IS GOD. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

04-14-2007, 10:23 PM	#12
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	So Baddog a Nun a Rabbi and a midget are siting in a bar...