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Brown Bear · 08-16-2002, 03:38 AM

I was thinking that guys with huge cumshots must be a result of evolution, because if you think about it, a guy who shoots a big load of cum in a girl has a much higher chance of getting her pregnant than if he just shot a small load 'o cum, and as a result of this, guys who shoot big cum shots are more likely to have their genes passed on to further generations. Therefore, I conclude that Peter North is one highly evolved dude.

Erik Estrada · 08-16-2002, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
I was thinking that guys with huge cumshots must be a result of evolution, because if you think about it, a guy who shoots a big load of cum in a girl has a much higher chance of getting her pregnant than if he just shot a small load 'o cum, and as a result of this, guys who shoot big cum shots are more likely to have their genes passed on to further generations. Therefore, I conclude that Peter North is one highly evolved dude.

I think that Evolutionary Theory is a brilliant advancement over Creationism. Steven Jay Gould is one of my most admired authors. However, Evolutionary Theory has one tragic flaw, and that is that dipshits like you, as well as people a lot less dumb than you are have access to it, or whichever parts they think they can grasp, and are prone to making ridiculous conclusions based on their imbecilic understanding of evolution, and even apply it to their own lives.

I think that the elephant is much more evolved than you, despite your little theory having nothing to do with this conclusion.

Brown Bear · 08-16-2002, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by Erik Estrada

I think that Evolutionary Theory is a brilliant advancement over Creationism. Steven Jay Gould is one of my most admired authors. However, Evolutionary Theory has one tragic flaw, and that is that dipshits like you, as well as people a lot less dumb than you are have access to it, or whichever parts they think they can grasp, and are prone to making ridiculous conclusions based on their imbecilic understanding of evolution, and even apply it to their own lives.

I think that the elephant is much more evolved than you, despite your little theory having nothing to do with this conclusion.

I like my theory better.

Joe Sixpack · 08-16-2002, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by Erik Estrada

I think that Evolutionary Theory is a brilliant advancement over Creationism. Steven Jay Gould is one of my most admired authors. However, Evolutionary Theory has one tragic flaw, and that is that dipshits like you, as well as people a lot less dumb than you are have access to it, or whichever parts they think they can grasp, and are prone to making ridiculous conclusions based on their imbecilic understanding of evolution, and even apply it to their own lives.

I think that the elephant is much more evolved than you, despite your little theory having nothing to do with this conclusion.

LOL! It's true that science in the hands of an idiot is a dangerous thing... how else can you explain "scientific" Creationism?

08-16-2002, 03:38 AM	#1
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