Stun gun
*zzzappp*

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
thats great shit

I'm afraid to ask, but how do you know so much about this? Hehe, its made of glass. Where can I buy sodium peroxide (or what household material is made from that stuff)? This doesn't sound like a bad idea, especially if its in pellet form, kids will grab it right away and try to figure out what the hell it is. Will it actually iritate their skin right away or does it take time? I'd rather they play with it and rub it all over themselves first and then the pain kicks in.

Let me know, good idea.

WG

Actually, it was the other tenants here who told me about them originally. I've been in this office about 6 weeks and I never noticed them during my working hours, but I've moved to earlier hours and I just started noticing the brats. So if the other tenants are complaining about them and they've been here for over a year, chances are they'll keep coming back.

So far my car alarm idea to scare them has been working and seems to be good since I got lots of other business owners looking at them as they run away when my car starts screaming. Not bad, but they don't learn still.

Either way, they're small so if I really wanted to, I could catch them when I run after them, but what then? I can't really hit them or yell at them? I need ideas!!

WG

This is basic high school chemistry, it's all about applying the concepts. This was meant as a joke, but if you are serious.

Soap contains SODIUM HYDROXIDE but in low concentration. You can get some on ebay if you want, 2 lbs for $10. Try later, they are doing maintenance right now.

It takes a little time to work since it reacts with the moisture of the skin, it's basically corrosive. Please don't take it too far, it's a dangerous chemical and you don't want to cause permanent damage.

When working with it, make sure your gloves are dry. If it reacts with water the fumes might irritate the eyes and cause coughing or make the stomach hurt a little.

If you are bored, take a 1.5 L plastic bottle and fill it with warm or cold water and add a lot of aluminum (pieces of aluminum foil work good) then carefully pour some of this stuff in and avoid inhaling the fumes (so do it outside). The warmer the water you put in the faster the reaction will be, since the water is being split, the bottle will become hotter and may bend but not break. Once you hear gas coming out of the bottle, put a little flame (match size is enough) over the opening (stay 1m away or at least do not look into the bottle) and you will hear a boom and see a nice fireball above the bottle, a hydrogen explosion.

be safe. http://www.jtbaker.com/msds/s4034.htm

Maybe its a little too extreme. I want to scare them, not destroy my office :-)

WG

Fuck just put some anthrax particles on the windows.

Without killing me either :-)

WG

Heh...hide in a tree with a paintball gun :thumbsup

Don't want to kill them but you do want to traumatize them?

Put a large videoscreen outside and play one of Martha Stewart's programs on it. They will run away like there is no tomorrow!

is that you on the pics?

http://www.wired2000.com/Vegas/101-0130_IMG.JPG
http://www.wired2000.com/Vegas/101-0134_IMG.JPG

I don't think you'll have any particular problem to scare the kids. Of course not all kids are afraid of Dracula.

Whatever you do, don't threaten them. My neighbour did that and he ended up in jail. He told them he was going to hit them with a hammer. Now he has a criminal record. I swear some little bastard kids these days need a good beating.

just call the cops... doint do anything else because u may end up with a criminal record.

tie their dicks together :thumbsup

Get the landlord to hire a security guard.

call the cops or get a security guard with some mase or somethign

Stun gun I said!

Cops or security guard.

Everytime the come by - call the cops. Trust me, people have called the cops for much, much, much less.

They will probably see the cops coming down the street 10 minutes after they run away and might get scared off. All it takes is one of them afraid of getting in trouble.

Anything else and you risk getting yourself in trouble or wasting your time.

I would have suggested the ignore thing, but apparently they have been around for a while.

Or you could always try taking some pictures with a flash camera. If they are close enough for you to get a good look and take a picture of, the flash may scare them into thinking you have their picture.

None of this will work against the truly demented, but hopefully they will wuss out.

You lay a chemical trap and they will put you UNDER the jail. Threaten them and its a cell. Call the cops everytime you see them. You may even be able to get them to set someone up in the offices there when they can spare someone. Start a log as to the times etc that you see them and see if there is any pattern that the cops can work with as well.

Otherwise, explain to the landlord that you want to paint the skylight. Most leases allow for minor alterations without penalties as long as it doesn't make the unit unrentable down the road. Just get it in writing that he-she doesn't have a problem with it.

You might want to get the other tenents together and save some money for a painter. You can't paint the glass with just any paint and probably don't want to deal with it yourself anyhow. :winkwink:

Or another idea... HOW are they getting UP there to start with? Can that be fixed so they can't even access the roof anymore?!

Has anyone suggested raping them yet?