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Old 04-05-2007, 03:24 AM   #1
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I saw some girl buying a douche at the drug store yesterday

She was pretty cute and sorta hiding it behind her back, which given that I was gonna stare at her ass the whole time I was waiting in line was probably a shitty tactic. I bet her vagina smells like roses today.
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:49 AM   #2
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:48 AM   #3
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Was that the only thing she was buying? Would kinda make me wonder if a girl had to make an emergency trip to the drugstore to buy a douche.
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:50 AM   #4
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Did she get a large hefty Douchebag to go with it?
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:23 AM   #5
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douching really isn't good for you.
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:24 AM   #6
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haha..should have said something


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Old 04-05-2007, 09:31 AM   #7
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Did she get a large hefty Douchebag to go with it?
Apparently not since he's here talking about the incident.










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Old 04-05-2007, 05:46 PM   #8
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douching really isn't good for you.

Yeah it isn't. I do not know why women still do it.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:50 PM   #9
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Yeah it isn't. I do not know why women still do it.
Probably for the same reason why they smoke, wear high heeled and pointy shoes, shoot poison into their foreheads, and get "accidently" pregnant.

But I am just guessing here.
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:08 PM   #10
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:11 PM   #11
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Probably for the same reason why they smoke, wear high heeled and pointy shoes, shoot poison into their foreheads, and get "accidently" pregnant.

But I am just guessing here.
LOL!
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:43 PM   #12
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:45 PM   #13
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:45 PM   #14
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Yeah it isn't. I do not know why women still do it.
Just a guess but probably so they don't smell like a 5 day old tuna melt.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:52 PM   #15
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Just a guess but probably so they don't smell like a 5 day old tuna melt.
There are other ways to fix that then a douche. Doctors do not recommend douching.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:54 PM   #16
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Probably for the same reason why they smoke, wear high heeled and pointy shoes, shoot poison into their foreheads, and get "accidently" pregnant.

But I am just guessing here.

Well I don't smoke, wear pointy shoes, or shoot poison in my forehead. I also did not get pregnant. So I am guessing you are just being funny with that posting.
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:05 PM   #17
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:07 PM   #18
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Yeah it isn't. I do not know why women still do it.
Yeah you should just do a HeadStand and use Listerine
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:07 PM   #19
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Well I don't smoke, wear pointy shoes, or shoot poison in my forehead. I also did not get pregnant. So I am guessing you are just being funny with that posting.
This is the best method for hygiene down there, although those shoes are pretty pointy.


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This is the best method for hygiene down there, although those shoes are pretty pointy.


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Old 04-06-2007, 03:08 PM   #21
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There are other ways to fix that then a douche. Doctors do not recommend douching.
A Garden Hose would Work
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:09 PM   #22
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aww..cute.. a feminist getting touchy.. like you dont see that every day.. damn it suck to be a feminist..




Anybody got any idea why feminism is positive and chauvinism is negative? aren't they supposed to be opposites? =)
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Probably for the same reason why they smoke, wear high heeled and pointy shoes, shoot poison into their foreheads, and get "accidently" pregnant.

But I am just guessing here.
Shit you know my exgirlfriend ....
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:12 PM   #24
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Anybody got any idea why feminism is positive and chauvinism is negative? aren't they supposed to be opposites? =)
Who said Chauvinism is Negative......
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Old 04-08-2007, 06:02 PM   #26
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LOL I didn't pick out the shoes. The photographer did. Personally those shoes look great in pictures, but are a pain in the ass to wear.
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Old 04-08-2007, 06:09 PM   #27
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