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martinsc · 04-07-2007, 10:21 AM

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

RayBonga · 04-07-2007, 10:30 AM

Some good advice right there

az_bobby · 04-07-2007, 10:36 AM

seriously just peed on my phone laughing

martinsc · 04-07-2007, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by az_bobby

seriously just peed on my phone laughing

did you moan?

Big_Red · 04-07-2007, 09:42 PM

omg lol...

p1mpdogg · 04-07-2007, 10:10 PM

true story?

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p1mpdogg · 04-07-2007, 10:10 PM

true story?

^^^ pretending to be Tassy with the fat assy

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-07-2007, 10:12 PM

lol......

04-07-2007, 10:21 AM	#1
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	today's lesson in problem solving An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. __________________ Make Money

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04-07-2007, 10:10 PM	#6
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04-07-2007, 10:10 PM	#7
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04-07-2007, 10:30 AM	#2
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Some good advice right there

04-07-2007, 10:36 AM	#3
az_bobby Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: phoenix Posts: 108	seriously just peed on my phone laughing

04-07-2007, 10:12 PM	#8
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