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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    Nigerian scammer OWNED! (hilarious)

    Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in months.

    Take your time to read this report, you will piss yourself: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm


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    • grumpy
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      • Jan 2002
      • 9870
      #2
      Long read but great find
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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
          • 28301
          #3
          Yeah took me about an hour to read it all but it's pure entertainment.

          Mad props to the guy (scam baiter).

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            • dynastoned
              mmm yeah!
              • Feb 2005
              • 5061
              #4


              idiot

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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32235
                  #5
                  I've seen similar case where scambatier use company name from series only fools and horses(he used name Del Troter)I think it's on same site.

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                    • KingK7
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 6372
                      #6
                      "As most of the alleged offences took place in Spain, this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition, and will be headed by Spanish detective, Juan Trique Ponee, he's quite butch."



                      aaaahahahahaha

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                        • Brad Mitchell
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 9813
                          #7
                          Wow, great read!!!

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                            • dakota1358
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2114
                              #8
                              yeah long read and sitting thru the video but funny
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                                • hezochiah
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 807
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by KingK7
                                  "this will be primarily a Spanish inquisition"
                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGOl-jfUK0

                                  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735
                                      #10
                                      it give me great pleasure to discover you, since this had being my unending quest. sir, i do request your sponsorship in my artistic career. (What "career"? You're going to be dead in a few weeks man!) i own an art studio here in nigeria, and would be glad should your count me worthy of your donation

                                      thanks

                                      ony Obo.
                                      haha... this is good.
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                                        • Lykos
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 31032
                                          #11
                                          what a looseR

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                                            • Violetta
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 28735
                                              #12
                                              Also, I must apologise; I was unaware that national currency of Nigeria is the Indian Rupee as is clearly demonstrated in the advertisement for the Nokia monyle phone. What a dumbass I am turning out to be. I hope you will forgive my ignorance?
                                              muhahahahaha... FUCKING owned!!!!!!
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                                                • natas
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                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 3377
                                                  #13
                                                  great find and funny as hell

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                                                    • Pimpin_J
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                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 3637
                                                      #14
                                                      Bahaha.. atleast the scammer had some work done lol

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                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 18041
                                                          #15
                                                          Holy hell... that is INVOLVED.
                                                          The parrot sketch is pure gold.

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                                                            • notabook
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                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 9748
                                                              #16
                                                              ROFL... the only thing that could have made it better is if it were Good Friday.

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                                                                • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 3157
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Damn he put a lot of time into that. Funny as hell though. Great find!
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                                                                    • GITZINGER
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                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 929
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Holy Fuck!! LMAO!! "Juan Trique Ponee" ba ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
                                                                      Long read but totally worth it!!
                                                                      Your momma was a ho!!!

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                                                                        • NinjaSteve
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                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 11089
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Can you just quote some funny stuff here?
                                                                          ...

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                                                                            • glad2beme
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                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                              • 214
                                                                              #20
                                                                              thats some funny shit man! thanks for sharing!
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                                                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 11913
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  that was funny. hahaha... the squirrel made a nest in it.

                                                                                  takes a long time to read through them and follow the story but its worth it. i read this the other day and thought it was pretty funny just because he kept pushing so far http://www.419eater.com/html/tommy_mark.htm - puppy meat imports

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                                                                                    • lazycash
                                                                                      Troll Patrol
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 15214
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Ony Obo did not attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference and needs to improve his scamming skills if he wants to get paid out in the future.
                                                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                      Its crazy..."

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                                                                                        • Deej
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                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 24386
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Way too deep...

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                                                                                            • Homer
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 6780
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I almost read it all

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                                                                                                • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                                  A freakin' legend!
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 18975
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
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                                                                                                    • martinsc
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                      • 27047
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      damn.... i read all of it... all three pages... i am in pain... i haven't laughed that much for quite some time...
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                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I used to spend hours reading that site, hilarious shit.

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                                                                                                            • jakethedog
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                              • 2497
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Bravo !! excellent ..EXCELLENT work !!!
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                                                                                                                • Biggy
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 1595
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Last week I saw on Dateline with Chris Hansen - "To Catch An ID Thief" where they took it one step further. It revolved around credit card fraud. The goods were shipped to people in the US. These people had fallen in love with people they met online (the nigerian scammers). From there, the US people would ship it to South Africa I believe, where someone else would receive the packages. From there they were shipped to Bellini, the country right next to Nigeria (its a better disguise as more people realize how much scam originates out of Nigeria). They tracked a few packages, each package had a special tracking device for them. At one point, the package was picked up right from a shipping dock where all packages go thru when it enters the country. They went and spoke to the postal inspector - and mysteriously, the package re-emerged there all beat up and repackaged.

                                                                                                                  They then took over the emails of one of the US guys who was doing the shipping from the US. In the love letters, he said he was interested in helping her with her new business so they arranged a place to meet up. (Btw, the pictures of the girls were generic porn pictures). Chris Hansen poses as the guy, its all recorded, their in Bellini. A "barrister" comes in with a girl who doesn't look like her. They go through the whole process, its very entertaining. It goes from one business proposition to another, to another. He catches the guy in all the lies, brings out the camera crews, etc. He couldn't have him arrested, but it was quite entertaining. I highly recommend searching for it on YouTube.

                                                                                                                  On a side note, a few years ago, i believe Russian scammers were using Melissa's photos saying they needed money to move over to the US. We were contacted, quite a few people were scammed, in some cases, up to a few thousand dollars. These scams are quite widespread.

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                                                                                                                    • tASSy
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 8229
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      419eater rocks my world. if i had more time i'd bait these fools all day too.

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                                                                                                                        • Snake Doctor
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                          • 13449
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          This was absolutely hilarious and the fucken guy deserved it.
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                                                                                                                            • Jamie
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 2517
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              long read but pretty good
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                                                                                                                                • maalox
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Awesome read,it kept me very entertained!
                                                                                                                                  Thanks for sharing
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                                                                                                                                    • D_Unit
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 388
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      OMG.....Ok, I almost pissed myself with the photo of the dead squirrel:
                                                                                                                                      http://www.419eater.com/images/bigman10.jpg
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                                                                                                                                        • Martina Warren
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 1206
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          That was way too funny! Thanks for the link
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                                                                                                                                            • woj
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              good shit
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                                                                                                                                                • spideriux
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 17227
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  bhahahaa :D
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                                                                                                                                                    • pornguy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Sounds like he is doing the work that needs to be done.
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                                                                                                                                                        • jasminexxx
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 13816
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          thanks for the link , the guy deserved it .
                                                                                                                                                          Can't wait to see the next update of this story

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                                                                                                                                                            • g$$$
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              excellent story..best read i've read in a while...
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                                                                                                                                                                • D
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 7412
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  /bookmarked

                                                                                                                                                                  Nice one!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • PunkRockXXX
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 486
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      i love it

                                                                                                                                                                      scammers all should die

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 32195
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          That's hilarious. I read an LA Times story about 419 scam operations in Nigeria. Very interesting read--just a bunch of kids hanging around the computer waiting for a reply. http://tinyurl.com/2xlora

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                                                                                                                                                                            • crockett
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                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 76818
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              lol I've only read up to the video part, but that shit is funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Jarmusch
                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12479
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  The video shooting expenses really cracked me up - $800 for two raincoats, $1000 in transportation, $500 to ship a dvd disc - seriously, wtf! rofl
                                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by Jarmusch; 04-06-2007, 04:09 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • suesheboy
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5211
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      best read in years
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • spacedog
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 14149
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          I stopped reading at the end of the page about animal sex videos & donkey sex

                                                                                                                                                                                          That's some funny shit.. I can't believe the dumbass scammer fell for it..

                                                                                                                                                                                          especially when the squirrel had a case of stuffmyfatguzwivwud

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Supz
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 11057
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              true or not, that is a fucking riot!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • KrisKross
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5025
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is is absolutely hilarious.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • FezBucks
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      lol. fuckin aweseme
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