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04-04-2007, 11:21 PM
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It made me smile.
Not sure if it's been posted before, but I like it
 Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies ! No lobster No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No gumbo No jambalaya No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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04-05-2007, 01:15 AM
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do you drive a calibra?
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04-05-2007, 01:16 AM
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too cool for highschool
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We should just nuke them.
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04-05-2007, 02:33 AM
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Interesting things
 thanks for the heads up,i didn`t knew all this things.
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04-05-2007, 02:46 AM
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cool
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04-05-2007, 02:48 AM
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too many words
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04-05-2007, 03:59 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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No tv? yeah, okay
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04-05-2007, 04:48 AM
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You're an idiot.. but thanks for posting.
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04-05-2007, 10:56 PM
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Quote:
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04-05-2007, 10:58 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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No jesus...LOL
Why is that on the list?
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04-05-2007, 10:58 PM
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Muslims believe in Jesus lol.
edit: God damn you LiveDose
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