Keith Richards says - 'I snorted my father' - GoFuckYourself.com

twinvisible · 04-03-2007, 07:32 PM

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
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"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

$5 submissions · 04-03-2007, 07:33 PM

I wonder if he did it on Father's Day...

Spunky · 04-03-2007, 07:41 PM

Somehow that doesn't surprise me

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-03-2007, 08:09 PM

errrrr, what if he happen to snort the part of the ashes that made up his fathers penis? does that make him gay?

mattz · 04-03-2007, 08:11 PM

wow thats pretty fucked up

LittleSassy · 04-03-2007, 08:13 PM

that's kinda disturbing

04-03-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by twinvisible

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
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"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Didn't he fall out of a tree and hit his head? Sounds like it may have caused some lingering damage.

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 04-03-2007, 09:24 PM

Ha ha thats super funny to me... he is one of the Stones, so its casual.

sweetcuties · 04-03-2007, 09:35 PM

Read it on yahoo... funny shit

StickyGreen · 04-03-2007, 09:43 PM

wtf is wrong with that fool...

04-03-2007, 07:32 PM	#1
twinvisible Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 376	Keith Richards says - 'I snorted my father' Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. ADVERTISEMENT "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying. "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky. "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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