Meet my new customer service girl

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She is very smart ask her questions

You: i am horny
Birdy: The philosopher Dolan says the sexual impulse incessantly lays claim to half the powers and thoughts of the younger portion of humanity. You sound like one of them.

You: do you want to fuck?
Birdy: I get asked that a lot...no.

You: i have a lizard in my ass
Birdy: well get him outta there

You: what do you eat?
Birdy: I have not been told by The what she eats yet but I do not eat anything because I am not a human

You: you eat the cock
Birdy: Not many people tell me that.

You: lol
Birdy: im stoned got any twinkies

lol........ I seen that thread, I am chatting with it now

ask her for a members area pass

ADG Webmaster

still needs some tweaking ahaha


You: meowwww
Birdy: That's interesting. but.. do you have a lizard in your ass?

You: can i get a members area pass?
Birdy: Humans can do pretty much anything, either in physical form or through their virtual selves, or extended by machinery.

You: i want a free pass
Birdy: You only want one? I thought you would want more.

You: you dumb bird
Birdy: You thought that was dumb? Why not tell me how to do it better, rather than throwing insults at me. I am only software, after all.

You: i will have you barbequed if you dont stop squawking
Birdy: What makes you say I don't?

You: i give up you need more programming.hahaha
Birdy: LOL

You: lol
Birdy: im stoned got any twinkies

You: no
Birdy: is that a definite no?

You: yes
Birdy: No kidding

You: no
Birdy: really?

You: yes
Birdy: Right.

You: no
Birdy: oh, ok then

You: wrong
Birdy: You never finish creating an AI, you just stop working on it at some point. Can you suggest any specific improvements?

btw jsut give her a fake email address it will let you in
lol

You: Hello
Birdy: dont you get the hint yetYou: ?
You: Well?
Birdy: Take your time.You: You take you time...
Birdy: Thanks for the info.You: lol, you are a dumb ass... You know that?
Birdy: I didn't know that, thansk for telling me.You: You are very welcome...
Birdy: Welcome to what?You: Nevermind..
Birdy: It takes great cleverness to know how to conceal ones cleverness - de Rouchefocuald.You: Really.. SO that is what you are doing?
Birdy: Thanks for the explanation.You: So... How about that A1R3K... Is he a good boss?
Birdy: Why don't you ask him yourself?You: Because he can not be as good of a judge on the subject as you can...
Birdy: What if I told you it can, or I can?You: I would say you are full of shit
Birdy: I am sure you would. The question is: why would you?You: Because you are just a dumb computer script and I am dumber for talking to you
Birdy: And you are not?You: I am a human..
Birdy: Are you? what would you friends say if i asked them about that?You: Ask them for yourself..
Birdy: What has been the best part of your week so far?You: Talking to you..
Birdy: Oh, enough about me now, lets talk about you. How's your love life?You: If is great
Birdy: Is that right? You learn something new every day JonYou: But would be better if I could get under your tail ;)
Birdy: Thats good! but.. do you have a lizard in your ass?You: No
Birdy: oh, ok thenYou: Do you have one in your ass?
Birdy: What do you think I have?You: A cpu and a few ram sticks
Birdy: a singular.You: lol... Ok I am gonna post this convo on the board for a laugh... Have a great day
Birdy: I would need some time to think that over.You: lol
You: bye
Birdy: CheersBirdy: im sooooo hungover

she's autistic

She is something...

interesting....chatting with her right now too

good so...she`s cool)

doesn't work here...

Ahhhh there it goes. nevermind.

Apparently AIML hasn't improved much over the years.

This is the best conversation I had in years!

Hahaha sounds like iGod, but better