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  • AaronM
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    • Oct 2001
    • 46923
    #1

    I'm afraid to jerk off to online porn now.

    My new laptop has a built in webcam and it seems to always be staring at me.

    How do I know that it isn't secretly sending video of me out to the Interweb?

    Paranoid you say? I think not.

    I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds.
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    • Nismo
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      • May 2002
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        • jact
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          • Sep 2002
          • 9134
          #3
          I can't afford a new laptop, but my paranoia is telling me there's little webcams all over my house broadcasting my every ass scratching to the interweb
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            • luv$
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              • Dec 2004
              • 6158
              #4
              hahaha - i recently picked one up too - it helps to vidchat since a lot of gestures and facial expressions aren't conveyed in IM and it helps with communication.

              But that fucker is turned around when I'm not using it haha, i feel the SAME way about it
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                • Twisted Dave
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 3635
                  #5
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  My new laptop has a built in webcam and it seems to always be staring at me.

                  How do I know that it isn't secretly sending video of me out to the Interweb?

                  Paranoid you say? I think not.

                  I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds.
                  Just set up a site and make some profit from being a cam guy! :P


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                    • jact
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 9134
                      #6
                      Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                      Just set up a site and make some profit from being a cam guy! :P
                      Not even I would pay to watch Aaron, and I think he's a sexy manbeast.
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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46923
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jact
                          I can't afford a new laptop, but my paranoia is telling me there's little webcams all over my house broadcasting my every ass scratching to the interweb
                          Neither can I. I'm dead ass broke.

                          My Grandma bought the new puter for me.

                          As for your camera situation.....They are there. I helped Treasure install them.

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                            • Wizzo
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                              • Nov 2000
                              • 15224
                              #8
                              I told you that little .exe program I sent you wouldn't effect your cam....
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46923
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by jact
                                  Not even I would pay to watch Aaron.
                                  Liar.

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                                    • jact
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 9134
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      Neither can I. I'm dead ass broke.

                                      My Grandma bought the new puter for me.

                                      As for your camera situation.....They are there. I helped Treasure install them.
                                      Your grandma's a sweet lady, do you think she'd buy me one too? I've always wanted a laptop!!! Never could quite afford one though.

                                      Oh, so my paranoia was right?
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                                        • RawAlex
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 9465
                                          #11
                                          a little piece of electrical tape can solve the issue.

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                                            • jact
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 9134
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                              Liar.
                                              I'd walk a thousand miles, but I wouldn't pay to see it.
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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46923
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by luv$
                                                  hahaha - i recently picked one up too - it helps to vidchat since a lot of gestures and facial expressions aren't conveyed in IM and it helps with communication.

                                                  But that fucker is turned around when I'm not using it haha, i feel the SAME way about it

                                                  Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to cut down on people surfing porn.

                                                  We (the porn industry) should sue all computer manufacturers who install webcams into their computers.

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                                                    • Loryn
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 12853
                                                      #14
                                                      Everytime a web cam is around I always turn it away. For some stupid reason the lens feels like eyes watching me.

                                                      The puter is watching you!


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                                                        • luv$
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 6158
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to cut down on people surfing porn.

                                                          We (the porn industry) should sue all computer manufacturers who install webcams into their computers.
                                                          Hey, if you know a good attorney for paranoid adult webmasters give me the number lol
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                                                            • jact
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 9134
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to cut down on people surfing porn.

                                                              We (the porn industry) should sue all computer manufacturers who install webcams into their computers.
                                                              Think they'd work pro bono? I'm kinda poor
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                                                                • StuartD
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 29903
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • Loryn
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 12853
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                      My new laptop has a built in webcam and it seems to always be staring at me.

                                                                      How do I know that it isn't secretly sending video of me out to the Interweb?

                                                                      Paranoid you say? I think not.

                                                                      I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds.
                                                                      Holy shit, now that I think about it, that was you on youtube.com cuppin' your farts and pickin? your nose in front of a camera.
                                                                      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~



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                                                                        • LadyMischief
                                                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 18135
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Neither can I. I'm dead ass broke.

                                                                          My Grandma bought the new puter for me.

                                                                          As for your camera situation.....They are there. I helped Treasure install them.
                                                                          HEY! That was supposed to be OUR LITTLE SECRET! Now how am I going to convince him to walk around the house naked after his showers and stuff. I hope you have a new model or a new revenue stream to replace it... on the other hand, he was always a bit of an exhibitionist...

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                                                                            • vvq
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 2732
                                                                              #20
                                                                              tape a piece of paper over it.

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46923
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                  Holy shit, now that I think about it, that was you on youtube.com cuppin' your farts and pickin? your nose in front of a camera.
                                                                                  You saw that video huh?

                                                                                  Yeah, that was me but it was recorded with my consent.

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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46923
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                                      HEY! That was supposed to be OUR LITTLE SECRET! Now how am I going to convince him to walk around the house naked after his showers and stuff. I hope you have a new model or a new revenue stream to replace it... on the other hand, he was always a bit of an exhibitionist...

                                                                                      He was already on to us. Besides, you never know when I'm joking and when I'm not. Just tell him I'm fucking with him and that I made it up.

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                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 28735
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          spread you asshole 1 inch from the cam, and those who are looking will NEVER return lol. Though noone are looking, so you should be safe.
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                                                                                            • shoeaholicanon
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                                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                                              • 1003
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              hmmmm i think that is paranoia. they cannot do that.

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                                                                                                • Angelo22
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                  • 3123
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Just place a piece of cloth over it, no?
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                                                                                                    • StuartD
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by shoeaholicanon
                                                                                                      hmmmm i think that is paranoia. they cannot do that.
                                                                                                      Really? Never heard of a program called Sub7 before, have ya?
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                                                                                                        • LadyMischief
                                                                                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                          • 18135
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                          He was already on to us. Besides, you never know when I'm joking and when I'm not. Just tell him I'm fucking with him and that I made it up.
                                                                                                          I bet you it wouldn't matter as long as he gets some cuddle time soon.. he might even jump it up to two shows a day for ya.

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                                                                                                            • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                              • 13826
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              uninstall sound and webcam driver before you start jerking (reboot), and reinstall (and reboot)... and when you got sick and tired of jerking/(un)installing/rebooting then find a girl
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                                                                                                                • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                  • 51532
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  a little paranoid are you

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                                                                                                                    • JD
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 22651
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i like money.

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                                                                                                                        • Vendzilla
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                          • 23200
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                                                          Everytime a web cam is around I always turn it away. For some stupid reason the lens feels like eyes watching me.

                                                                                                                          The puter is watching you!


                                                                                                                          Thats just your neighbors
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                                                                                                                          think about that

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                                                                                                                            • warlock5
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                              • 2808
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                                                              Really? Never heard of a program called Sub7 before, have ya?
                                                                                                                              Back oriface could do cam captures too, couldn't it?

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                                                                                                                                • AmeliaG
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 10663
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'm going to add my new AaronM moantone to my cell, to complement my AaronM wallpaper.
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                                                                                                                                    • JD
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 22651
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by warlock5
                                                                                                                                      Back oriface could do cam captures too, couldn't it?

                                                                                                                                      haha holyshit backoriface yeah it could. I liked prompting people

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                                                                                                                                        • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                • VicD
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 13245
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  hahahaha i have the same feeling

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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 29
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Don't worry nobody can see you little weiner for your fat ass stomach lol

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                                                                                                                                                        • tASSy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 8229
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jact
                                                                                                                                                          I can't afford a new laptop, but my paranoia is telling me there's little webcams all over my house broadcasting my every ass scratching to the interweb
                                                                                                                                                          you're right.

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                                                                                                                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                                                              I can understand how that woul freak you out
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                                                                                                                                                                            • TG Rebecca
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                              I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds.
                                                                                                                                                                              HAHA that made me laugh.

                                                                                                                                                                              i'd be paranoid too!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Turboface
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9976
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • emthree
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 10816
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Wouldent be overly difficult to setup a trojan to stream the content online.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • calibra
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                          My new laptop has a built in webcam and it seems to always be staring at me.

                                                                                                                                                                                          How do I know that it isn't secretly sending video of me out to the Interweb?

                                                                                                                                                                                          Paranoid you say? I think not.

                                                                                                                                                                                          I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Holy shit, dude, what kind of sounds do you make when jerk off?!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 46923
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by calibra
                                                                                                                                                                                              Holy shit, dude, what kind of sounds do you make when jerk off?!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Fap
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12094
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm going to add my new AaronM moantone to my cell, to complement my AaronM wallpaper.

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