What's the wierdest thing you own? - GoFuckYourself.com

NinjaSteve · 03-26-2007, 11:20 AM

Mine is an Alligator's head.

AaronM · 03-26-2007, 11:21 AM

An African midget.

ADL Colin · 03-26-2007, 11:23 AM

http://www.smokerdatelink.com/

At least I am not selling cigarettes.

AaronM · 03-26-2007, 11:27 AM

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http://www.smokerdatelink.com/

At least I am not selling cigarettes.

But how long before you a tobacco company picks up banner space from you?

Harley Girl · 03-26-2007, 11:28 AM

a rabbits foot.

My grandfather hunts rabbit and sent me a foot years ago for good luck!
I was a little shocked when i opened the envelope but it's really been kinda lucky!

Twisted Dave · 03-26-2007, 11:29 AM

A Fleshlight!

Syl · 03-26-2007, 11:34 AM

Probably stuff having to do with my kids. Saved my daughters belly button crust when it fell off or the McDonalds box of the first french fry she ate.

AaronM · 03-26-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Syl

Probably stuff having to do with my kids. Saved my daughters belly button crust when it fell off......

That's not weird....It's fucken creepy.

GTS Mark · 03-26-2007, 11:37 AM

CyberHustler · 03-26-2007, 11:40 AM

I created Troll-World.com the other day when I was bored... I have no idea what my long term goals were with this. It has to be the weirdest thing I own.

OldJeff · 03-26-2007, 12:02 PM

A Stuffed Armadillo

baddog · 03-26-2007, 12:08 PM

I am going to have to say my frog

Jakke PNG · 03-26-2007, 12:12 PM

Same necklace Princess Leia has in the end of "Return of the Jedi"

BlackCrayon · 03-26-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Harley Girl

a rabbits foot.

My grandfather hunts rabbit and sent me a foot years ago for good luck!
I was a little shocked when i opened the envelope but it's really been kinda lucky!

lol. i have a rabbits foot in the ashtray of my car. it was there when i bought the car and i just left it there for good luck. my girlfriend was kind of freaked out when she opened the ashtry one day and saw it.

TroubleTonya · 03-26-2007, 12:34 PM

I'd have to say the 3 foam boobs from booble.com and a plastic cow that 'poops' brown jelly beans

czarina · 03-26-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Harley Girl

a rabbits foot.

My grandfather hunts rabbit and sent me a foot years ago for good luck!
I was a little shocked when i opened the envelope but it's really been kinda lucky!

Not lucky for the rabbit, though

czarina · 03-26-2007, 12:38 PM

My weirdest thing: I own an African Gray (parrot), who curses all day long. Try working next to her, and the word "weird" acquires new meaning

HighSociety · 03-26-2007, 12:39 PM

a mini dachshund , a pink pig that is used to dust off my screen , talking pen holder

RedShoe · 03-26-2007, 12:50 PM

Yep... you knew this was coming.
Aside from the roaches, I have a dead man hanging from my porch, and I had my tonsils in a jar somewhere around here, oh and I have Wierd Al's Eye Glasses (from when he used to wear them)

CyberHustler · 03-26-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Yep... you knew this was coming.
Aside from the roaches, I have a dead man hanging from my porch, and I had my tonsils in a jar somewhere around here, oh and I have Wierd Al's Eye Glasses (from when he used to wear them)

the albino one is cool

Some Guy · 03-26-2007, 12:52 PM

Holy crap, you have pet roaches? I've never heard of that before. That's... interesting!

WarChild · 03-26-2007, 12:56 PM

Three Rottweilers.

Some Guy · 03-26-2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Three Rottweilers.

Remind me to never break into your house.

CynthiaB · 03-26-2007, 12:59 PM

A mechanical smoking monkey covered with real monkey fur (So I'm told). It came with my husband when I married him....hmmm...

Metalsound · 03-26-2007, 01:35 PM

I used to have a little scorpion in a fishtank call "PANCHO".

The little fucker was Mexican

CB_Voyta · 03-26-2007, 01:40 PM

My brain.. ;-)

gangbangjoe · 03-26-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

the albino one is cool

me as a roach-noob would say this is no "albino" but a roach "changing" skin???

dirtysouth · 03-26-2007, 02:20 PM

A Tarantula named Rosey, a ball python named Vicky, and a life-sized resin Frankenstein's Monster, tons of religious artifacts, crosses, fertility gods, etc... Actually, my house is a museum of "weird"!

NinjaSteve · 03-26-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Yep... you knew this was coming.
Aside from the roaches, I have a dead man hanging from my porch, and I had my tonsils in a jar somewhere around here, oh and I have Wierd Al's Eye Glasses (from when he used to wear them)

Do roaches bite?

Profits of Doom · 03-26-2007, 02:35 PM

I have the cremated remains of three of my cats that died at various times in my life. Two of them are in their own little wooden boxes, and one is in a little urn. I figure I like them more than any of the people that have come in and out of my life over the years so why not keep them around?

Evil E · 03-26-2007, 02:40 PM

In the category "things that I own, that don't serve a purpose" I have a alcohol jug used to do transport from between canada-usa borders during prohibition.

It's not that weird but I don't know anyone who owns one.

Now that I remember, I also have an old cow Bell that was used in Europe back in the days.

shekinah · 03-26-2007, 02:43 PM

nothing weirdest but bottled tadpoles used for experiments

JD · 03-26-2007, 02:47 PM

my virginity :X

JuiceMonkey · 03-26-2007, 03:05 PM

John Bobbits penis in a jar...

VicD · 03-26-2007, 03:13 PM

a rhinoceros feet

RayVega · 03-26-2007, 03:15 PM

Large collection of Ancient Roman and Egyptian artifacts.

oh
Yea...
And my porn puppet,

TeenCat · 03-26-2007, 03:30 PM

television

NGU · 03-26-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

That's not weird....It's fucken creepy.

thats what I thought and also does she keep the 'daughters belly button crust' in the 'McDonalds box'

JD · 03-26-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NGU

thats what I thought and also does she keep the 'daughters belly button crust' in the 'McDonalds box'

my parents kept my belly button shit in my baby book

looks like bird shit

Syl · 03-26-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NGU

thats what I thought and also does she keep the 'daughters belly button crust' in the 'McDonalds box'

Nope I don't.

NGU · 03-26-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

Large collection of Ancient Roman and Egyptian artifacts.

ahhh the Ancient Roman Goddess of bananas

Scott McD · 03-26-2007, 03:47 PM

A Britney Spears CD...

fallenmuffin · 03-26-2007, 03:52 PM

a blowup doll

RedShoe · 03-26-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

me as a roach-noob would say this is no "albino" but a roach "changing" skin???

You are correct sir. They are exoskeletons so they shed to grow. I have one right now that's close to 3" long. I'm kinda curious to know what the largest one of it's class is. I heard if you gave them pure oxygen they can grow bigger. Not sure why that would matter but one day I'd like to set up a small lab and start experimenting with different stuff like that.

Large cage with oxygen tanks as an air supply vs. regular cage (10 gallon) with regular room air and see which roaches grow bigger, faster. I also heard they'll only grow as big as their environmet like goldfish. I'm curious to know if that's true as well.

Do you want some? I have too many.

bns666 · 03-26-2007, 03:58 PM

straitjacket!

RedShoe · 03-26-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Do roaches bite?

Absolutely not. Although, I asume they are equipped to. I have never been bitten nor do I know anyne who has. At least not by the madagascr roaches.

A lot of people think small insects bite. (I guess these aren't really that small) but what you have to remember is that a lot of small insects don't have mouth parts big enough to do damage. What you should be more concerned with is pinching and stinging. These roaches do not have either.

Bees sting, ants pinch. And ultimately remember, you outweigh them by a few thousand times. I think you could take them in a fight.

pornguy · 03-26-2007, 04:05 PM

I am thinking raid might be a good gift for you RedShoe.

NGU · 03-26-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I am thinking raid might be a good gift for you RedShoe.

Nice one

What I find funny is the discussion about roaches is one of the most serious ones, and probably the most informative, I have read on GFY. God we really are a trange bunch of people.

NGU · 03-26-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

I created Troll-World.com the other day when I was bored... I have no idea what my long term goals were with this. It has to be the weirdest thing I own.

I love the fact you already have a couple of haters on your forum, If it was me I would have to build it up now if for no other reason than to piss them off. Go Troll World

RedShoe · 03-26-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

I created Troll-World.com the other day when I was bored... I have no idea what my long term goals were with this. It has to be the weirdest thing I own.

Hey man, the "Trollz" are owned by my wife's old company. You should hook up with them and sell merchandise off that site. You wouldn't believe how much shit they sell. Contact http://www.dicentertainment.com/shows/prop_trollz.php Tina SanLucas does all the merchandising contracts.

but before you contact them dump the adult shit... They do kids shows.

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