Some php help please.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:07 PM

I know that if I want to include a file on a page I put the line...

Code:

<? @include("http://www.domain.com/file.html"); ?>

But what if I want the file to change with each refresh of the page what to I put...?

Thanks in advance for any help you give

Beaver Bob · 03-25-2007, 09:18 PM

one quick way you could do that is create an array of all your links, and then generate a random number between 0 and the number of links - 1 and use that number.

so like this if you had 3

Code:

<?php 
$url[0] = 'http://www.fuck.you/fuckoff.html';
$url[1] = 'http://www.suckmyballs.com';
$url[2] = 'http://www.lickmynuts.com';

$fuckingNumber = strval(rand()%3);

include($url[$fuckingNumber]);
?>

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

one quick way you could do that is create an array of all your links, and then generate a random number between 0 and the number of links - 1 and use that number.

so like this if you had 3

Code:

<?php 
$url[0] = 'http://www.fuck.you/fuckoff.html';
$url[1] = 'http://www.suckmyballs.com';
$url[2] = 'http://www.lickmynuts.com';

$fuckingNumber = strval(rand()%3);

include($url[$fuckingNumber]);
?>

Thanks... But would I put replace "fuckingnumber" with the number of files there are?

Cyrano · 03-25-2007, 09:30 PM

No. 1234

Beaver Bob · 03-25-2007, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Thanks... But would I put replace "fuckingnumber" with the number of files there are?

you would replace the 3 with the number of files you have.

Napolean · 03-25-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Thanks... But would I put replace "fuckingnumber" with the number of files there are?

Code:

<?php
$url[] = 'http://www.test1.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test2.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test3.com';

$x= strval(rand()%count($url));

include($url[$x]);
?>

simpler version of the example above, only modification needed is to add more url's as you need them.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:40 PM

OK, I have tried to lines of code... Neither are working for me...

First one is located at http://www.freepornation.com/test/index.php

Code:

<? $sl = rand(1,5);include ('1.htm'.$sl.'2.htm'.$sl.'3.htm'.$sl.'4.htm'.$sl.'5.htm'); ?>

Second one is located here http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php

Code:

<?php 
$url[0] = '1.htm';
$url[1] = '2.htm';
$url[2] = '3.htm';
$url[3] = '4.htm';
$url[4] = '5.htm';

$no. 01234 = strval(rand()%5);

include($url[$no. 01234]);
?>

As you can see neither work

Napolean · 03-25-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

OK, I have tried to lines of code... Neither are working for me...

First one is located at http://www.freepornation.com/test/index.php

Code:

<? $sl = rand(1,5);include ('1.htm'.$sl.'2.htm'.$sl.'3.htm'.$sl.'4.htm'.$sl.'5.htm'); ?>

Second one is located here http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php

Code:

<?php 
$url[0] = '1.htm';
$url[1] = '2.htm';
$url[2] = '3.htm';
$url[3] = '4.htm';
$url[4] = '5.htm';

$no. 01234 = strval(rand()&#37;5);

include($url[$no. 01234]);
?>

As you can see neither work

change "$no. 01234" to simply "$no"

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean

Code:

<?php
$url[] = 'http://www.test1.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test2.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test3.com';

$x= strval(rand()%count($url));

include($url[$x]);
?>

simpler version of the example above, only modification needed is to add more url's as you need them.

Worked perfect...

http://www.freepornation.com/test/index3.php

Thank you very much

Dvae · 03-25-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

OK, I have tried to lines of code... Neither are working for me...

First one is located at http://www.freepornation.com/test/index.php

Code:

<? $sl = rand(1,5);include ('1.htm'.$sl.'2.htm'.$sl.'3.htm'.$sl.'4.htm'.$sl.'5.htm'); ?>

Second one is located here http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php

Code:

<?php 
$url[0] = '1.htm';
$url[1] = '2.htm';
$url[2] = '3.htm';
$url[3] = '4.htm';
$url[4] = '5.htm';

$no. 01234 = strval(rand()%5);

include($url[$no. 01234]);
?>

As you can see neither work

You should take the time to learn the basics of PHP.

Napolean · 03-25-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Worked perfect...

http://www.freepornation.com/test/index3.php

Thank you very much

Cool

Beaver Bob · 03-25-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean

Code:

<?php
$url[] = 'http://www.test1.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test2.com';
$url[] = 'http://www.test3.com';

$x= strval(rand()%count($url));

include($url[$x]);
?>

simpler version of the example above, only modification needed is to add more url's as you need them.

nice modification man

i shoulda thought of that but I was jus tryin to get him a quick basic idea.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean

change "$no. 01234" to simply "$no"

And so did that....

http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php

Thanks

Now which one is better to use....

I plan on haveing several groups on one php page if that makes a difference

sarettah · 03-25-2007, 09:48 PM

Damn, I didn't get to play

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

nice modification man

i shoulda thought of that but I was jus tryin to get him a quick basic idea.

I thank you too

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

You should take the time to learn the basics of PHP.

You are more then correct and it is in my plans, but managing the designers, clients and working on this new program I hardly have time for anything at all

Beaver Bob · 03-25-2007, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

And so did that....

http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php

Thanks

Now which one is better to use....

I plan on haveing several groups on one php page if that makes a difference

his is better because it counts the number of elements in the array for you. but both will do the job.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Damn, I didn't get to play

I am sure there will be a next time... I am a total newb at alot of things and I am not scared to ask for help

Sly · 03-25-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

You are more then correct and it is in my plans, but managing the designers, clients and working on this new program I hardly have time for anything at all

For starters, you can't have a space in variable names.

Beaver Bob · 03-25-2007, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I thank you too

no prob. one of the very basic things about PHP is you can't have spaces in your variable names or periods and certain other special characters that are used as operators.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaver Bob

his is better because it counts the number of elements in the array for you. but both will do the job.

Thanks Bob... I will play around with them both and see which ends up working best for my application

Kaylum · 03-25-2007, 10:04 PM

way to go jon, work the php!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-25-2007, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylum

way to go jon, work the php!

Thanks Kaylum, I am trying

Domain Distribution · 03-26-2007, 09:20 AM

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03-25-2007, 09:07 PM	#1
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	Some php help please.... I know that if I want to include a file on a page I put the line... Code: <? @include("http://www.domain.com/file.html"); ?> But what if I want the file to change with each refresh of the page what to I put...? Thanks in advance for any help you give

03-25-2007, 09:18 PM	#2
Beaver Bob Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,099	one quick way you could do that is create an array of all your links, and then generate a random number between 0 and the number of links - 1 and use that number. so like this if you had 3 Code: <?php $url[0] = 'http://www.fuck.you/fuckoff.html'; $url[1] = 'http://www.suckmyballs.com'; $url[2] = 'http://www.lickmynuts.com'; $fuckingNumber = strval(rand()%3); include($url[$fuckingNumber]); ?> __________________ Spunky Dollars \| Need Content? Paysite Owners: Protect Your Members Area with Strongbox 361-574-229

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	OK, I have tried to lines of code... Neither are working for me... First one is located at http://www.freepornation.com/test/index.php Code: <? $sl = rand(1,5);include ('1.htm'.$sl.'2.htm'.$sl.'3.htm'.$sl.'4.htm'.$sl.'5.htm'); ?> Second one is located here http://www.freepornation.com/test/index2.php Code: <?php $url[0] = '1.htm'; $url[1] = '2.htm'; $url[2] = '3.htm'; $url[3] = '4.htm'; $url[4] = '5.htm'; $no. 01234 = strval(rand()%5); include($url[$no. 01234]); ?> As you can see neither work

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