Bithches Dont Know Bout Sparta!!
To say that you'd have to be living under a rock to not know about all the hype surrounding 300 would be an enormous understatement. The movie's hype has taken on absolutely absurd proportions, to the extent that it just had to be documented on WTFsrsly...
On forums you find posts about crazy 300-related stories such as this one by SmithX on the IGN boards:
"Well i found out someone i know is in alot of trouble today, he was drunk in a club and there was a girl dancing by some stairs so he went up to her........................ Kicked her down the stairs shouting this is SPARTA"
or this one from an anonymous poster commenting on a blog:
"We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start and it turns out they were going to see that Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two just exclaims like there's nobody there "This is the wrong fucking movie!". I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked but about 80% of the theater started to cheer as I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it."
I would PAY to see this shit LIVE!
http://www.wtfsrsly.com/sparta.php Check the photochops as well, funny stuff
On forums you find posts about crazy 300-related stories such as this one by SmithX on the IGN boards:
"Well i found out someone i know is in alot of trouble today, he was drunk in a club and there was a girl dancing by some stairs so he went up to her........................ Kicked her down the stairs shouting this is SPARTA"
or this one from an anonymous poster commenting on a blog:
"We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start and it turns out they were going to see that Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two just exclaims like there's nobody there "This is the wrong fucking movie!". I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked but about 80% of the theater started to cheer as I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it."
I would PAY to see this shit LIVE!
http://www.wtfsrsly.com/sparta.php Check the photochops as well, funny stuff
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