a Valentine for Osama Bin Laden !!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Crasy Bitch · 03-23-2007, 09:58 AM

This is cute :

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day."Since Valentine's Day is for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a valentine?"Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No,
I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says."Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
shock."Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit.And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride."Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I
know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could shoot the fucker."

Voodoo · 03-23-2007, 09:59 AM

Crasy isn't a word.

Crasy Bitch · 03-23-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

Crasy isn't a word.

I know

i'm french! give me a break ...

Voodoo · 03-23-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crasy Bitch

I know

i'm french! give me a break ...

Crasy Bitch · 03-23-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

thanks ...

cocaine007 · 03-23-2007, 10:29 AM

LOL crazy shit!

03-23-2007, 09:58 AM	#1
Crasy Bitch Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 598	a Valentine for Osama Bin Laden !!! This is cute : Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day."Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says."Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock."Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride."Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the fucker." __________________ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

03-23-2007, 09:59 AM	#2
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	Crasy isn't a word.

03-23-2007, 10:29 AM	#6
cocaine007 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: downtown Posts: 44	LOL crazy shit!