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minusonebit · 03-21-2007, 12:13 AM

Gee, now why do I get the impression that the lawyers made out better on this one than I did?

donkevlar · 03-21-2007, 12:14 AM

Ha ha better cash that baby before August 19 or you don't get shit!

The Walrus · 03-21-2007, 12:15 AM

Holy cow! Time to hire an investment banker!

Have fun in the candy bar isle and don't spend it all in one place.

Doctor Dre · 03-21-2007, 12:46 AM

And the lawyers prolly got 50 bucks for your ass.

lazycash · 03-21-2007, 12:49 AM

Probably cost more to print it.

WWC · 03-21-2007, 12:49 AM

hahaha....thats funnny, it cost more to mail it to you...just dont spend it all in one place....

mikeyddddd · 03-21-2007, 12:58 AM

V_RocKs · 03-21-2007, 02:27 AM

Nice.... more than some people got....

I got a bill for about $3500.

BlueDesignStudios · 03-21-2007, 02:46 AM

wow.. congrats on your win!

cranki · 03-21-2007, 02:58 AM

omg, what was the case all about?

BrettJ · 03-21-2007, 03:15 AM

at 39 cent stamps ... more than half of their settlement costs are going to postage?

Scootermuze · 03-21-2007, 03:59 AM

Reminds me of my mother's side of the family all getting letters saying they were heirs to an estate from some relative they didn't even know.. They all started thinking big bucks were on the way... They all got like $17.. Became a big laugh for awhile...

okdesign · 03-21-2007, 04:11 AM

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minusonebit · 03-21-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki

omg, what was the case all about?

They sold lubricants in deceptive packaging, basically.

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://www.lubricantsettlement.com

A lawsuit ("the Litigation") has been certified to proceed as a class action against Exxon Mobil Corporation ("ExxonMobil") on behalf of all persons and entities who purchased any of the Lubricant Products within the United States, its Territories, and its Possessions between April 1, 2002, and May 23, 2005, excluding persons and entities who purchased any of the Lubricant Products during this period pursuant to a Lubricants Distributor Agreement (the "Class"). The complaint in the Litigation alleges that ExxonMobil marketed, advertised, and sold the Lubricant Products as higher performance products and charged purchasers more for them as compared to products with identical formulations it marketed, advertised, and sold under a different brand name ("Different Brand Products") without informing purchasers that the Lubricant Products and Different Brand Products were identical in material respects.

BoyAlley · 03-21-2007, 01:04 PM

96ukssob · 03-21-2007, 01:15 PM

damn that sucks

JamesK2 · 03-21-2007, 01:20 PM

Go buy your Ice cream already!

Peaches · 03-21-2007, 01:24 PM

It's like that with every class action suit I've ever been attached to. They're SUCH ripoffs and only make the attorneys money. I've been tempted to start opting out of them - if they don't have any clients, then they won't get a check

(unfortunately, I'd probably be the only one who opted out ;) )

Pinacolada · 03-21-2007, 03:04 PM

They payed the paper more...

pornguy · 03-21-2007, 03:12 PM

Thats normal. they walked with about 300 million each, and you got .70

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	It's like that with every class action suit I've ever been attached to. They're SUCH ripoffs and only make the attorneys money. I've been tempted to start opting out of them - if they don't have any clients, then they won't get a check (unfortunately, I'd probably be the only one who opted out ;) )

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