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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Fuggin A: granny shoots penis

    MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down -- and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down, and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police nvestigator Evan Delp.

    Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was car-jacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

    Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
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  • GFED
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8121

    #2
    HAhahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHahahhahah!!!! GO GRAAAAANNYYY!!!!!!
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    • Cheshire
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 5738

      #3
      I want to bake her some peanut brittle


      just a little bit naughty

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      • GFED
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 8121

        #4
        Fuck yeah, that's the best article I've read in a while.

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        And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW
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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          Go Grandma

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          • tree
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 1601

            #6
            grannys are sexy!
            mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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            • HomeGrown
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              • May 2002
              • 345

              #7
              LOL, thats what those fags get :P
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              • .:Frog:.
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                • Jul 2002
                • 2123

                #8
                HAHAHAAHAH that granny is a real character.
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                • Fletch XXX
                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 60840

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HomeGrown
                  LOL, thats what those fags get :P
                  Ouch.

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                  • Gary
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 6110

                    #10
                    Nice!!

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                    • SykkBoy2
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 19969

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tree
                      grannys are sexy!
                      mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
                      especially grannies packing heat..........
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                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Granny has a message for all would-be rapists.....

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                        • Jakke PNG
                          ex-TeenGodFather
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 20306

                          #13
                          Go granny, go, go!
                          besides, what goes around, comes around..
                          I think those fuckers get the feel of raping, up close and personal.
                          ha ha..
                          ..and I'm off.

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