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B O B · 03-08-2007, 02:12 PM

This year there is a hot new twist to the most talked about event at ThePhoenixForum. LightspeedCash has just sexxxed up the Dodgeball tournament to include teams consisting ONLY of hotties!

Join us on Saturday, March 31st, while up to 16 smoking hot girls, in four teams of four babes, face off while battling it out in a phallic gripping and tossing of large rubber balls?first team naked is the loser, yet winner for us all?

HEY SPONSORS: That?s right?get Industry-wide exposure for your company by sponsoring a team of four beauties, or step up to the plate and BYOBB (Bring Your Own Ballin? Babes).

If you are a solo girl and want the exposure, then get yourself a team, or join one of ours.

www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball1.wmv
www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball2.wmv

Sponsors: Your girls will wear your logos (while they have clothes on), and you can hang your banner at the courts.

The winning team will get $1000 in cash!

Don?t forget to meet us at the first Late-Night Happy Hour sponsored by LightspeedCash on Thursday, March 29th for jocularity and webmaster fraternization. There will be plenty of games to play for some kick ass prizes! Come see your friends and business associates while Lightspeed picks up the tab.

email me for more information or be one of only FOUR sponsors allowed
[email protected]

Pete-KT · 03-08-2007, 02:14 PM

This is gonna be another FUN time

TheLegacy · 03-08-2007, 02:14 PM

holy crap. what a sweet ass opportunity. cant wait to see this event !!

seeric · 03-08-2007, 02:15 PM

YES! YES! YES!

I love MCing this tournament.

SCOOTER · 03-08-2007, 02:15 PM

Sound Fun .........hahaha

ronaldo · 03-08-2007, 02:20 PM

Obviously the eye candy is a positive thing, but I think you'll find by leaving out the male populous, the event won't be as popular.

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 02:22 PM

WHO WANTS BE PART OF TEAM J D LLLLLLLLLLLLl

woohohohohohoho

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 02:23 PM

Team JDL is now acccepting applications

I will be the coach

B O B · 03-08-2007, 02:24 PM

Juicy, better hurry,
two teams left...

JFK · 03-08-2007, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob

Juicy, better hurry,
two teams left...

I like this "jocularity" word Bob

seeric · 03-08-2007, 02:31 PM

hahahaha

"we need more balls on the left side. I know thats an ironic thing to say at a webmaster convention"

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 02:34 PM

I am very close to getting a team i need 4 chicks yo

B O B · 03-08-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am very close to getting a team i need 4 chicks yo

craigslist
or get yerself some solo babes...

I am getting girls for you as well, if need be...

punker barbie · 03-08-2007, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob

This year there is a hot new twist to the most talked about event at ThePhoenixForum. LightspeedCash has just sexxxed up the Dodgeball tournament to include teams consisting ONLY of hotties!

Join us on Saturday, March 31st, while up to 16 smoking hot girls, in four teams of four babes, face off while battling it out in a phallic gripping and tossing of large rubber balls?first team naked is the loser, yet winner for us all?

HEY SPONSORS: That?s right?get Industry-wide exposure for your company by sponsoring a team of four beauties, or step up to the plate and BYOBB (Bring Your Own Ballin? Babes).

If you are a solo girl and want the exposure, then get yourself a team, or join one of ours.

www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball1.wmv
www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball2.wmv

Sponsors: Your girls will wear your logos (while they have clothes on), and you can hang your banner at the courts.

The winning team will get $1000 in cash!

Don?t forget to meet us at the first Late-Night Happy Hour sponsored by LightspeedCash on Thursday, March 29th for jocularity and webmaster fraternization. There will be plenty of games to play for some kick ass prizes! Come see your friends and business associates while Lightspeed picks up the tab.

email me for more information or be one of only FOUR sponsors allowed
[email protected]

Cant wait for this killer event! Its the place to be on Saturday!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 02:46 PM

TEAM JDL is in effect I need some chicks now

B O B · 03-08-2007, 02:52 PM

Congrats on Team JDL!!

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 03:17 PM

JDL is gonna win

I am sexy

Redmanthatcould · 03-08-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

JDL is gonna win

I am sexy

Default victory for Sexiest Coach

NaughtyAce · 03-08-2007, 03:24 PM

I'll be there, can't wait for the Tourney. Can we substitute something else besides Jager this year?

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 03:29 PM

ok i am getting some girls , i need backups also I am the coach btw

i will be on the sidelines with my whistle

also someone please make sure I am sober and not sleeping and wake me up in time for this

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 04:22 PM

Nice I am looking for Fluffers also for team JDL

Platinum Dave · 03-08-2007, 04:35 PM

Maybe now I can get a job with ADULT.COM

please hire me

dooglas · 03-08-2007, 04:36 PM

Damn wish I could go to see it!

DutchTeenCash · 03-08-2007, 04:36 PM

this is SO gonna rock again

MaDalton · 03-08-2007, 05:06 PM

does that mean no Jägermeister for me this year???

Rochard · 03-08-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

does that mean no Jägermeister for me this year???

Don't worry. I'll bring my own bottles. It's a tradiation already.

Rankings · 03-08-2007, 05:22 PM

Very nice, I was on the winning team last year and now i get to win just by watching, yeah yeah for me

tony286 · 03-08-2007, 05:22 PM

you should do jackass dodge ball its in a dark room with medicine balls. big fun

Deej · 03-08-2007, 05:32 PM

Heaven on a court

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 05:36 PM

yo i need a assistant coach for Team JDL

lagwagon · 03-08-2007, 05:36 PM

I wish we had a fleet of solo girls like Lightspeed.

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 06:03 PM

bob is gonna be on Team JDL i have a spot open for him

seeric · 03-08-2007, 06:05 PM

sponsors also get the MC plugging them on the mic unless he passes out drunk face down on the lightspeed dodgeball team.
lolol

Z · 03-08-2007, 06:06 PM

I'm there like a fat kid in a candy shop...

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

sponsors also get the MC plugging them on the mic unless he passes out drunk face down on the lightspeed dodgeball team.
lolol

I want to hear Juicy DDDDDDDDDDDD all the time

lulu36 · 03-08-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Team JDL is now acccepting applications

I will be the coach

are you going to throw wrenches at them in training? lol

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36

are you going to throw wrenches at them in training? lol

nah i will be giving soothing massages with exotic oils imported from africa

Vegas Ken · 03-08-2007, 08:41 PM

Looks like a Killer event.
Be there or be square.

AK · 03-08-2007, 10:04 PM

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2007, 12:15 AM

TigerDragon · 03-09-2007, 09:05 AM

very nice

scottybuzz · 03-09-2007, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

hahahaha

"we need more balls on the left side. I know thats an ironic thing to say at a webmaster convention"

Varius · 03-09-2007, 10:03 AM

I heard they retired the men's games beause there was no one left for us to beat

The Adult Broker · 03-09-2007, 10:18 AM

I learned my lesson a few years back about playing dodgeball and doing jager shots at the same time.

so I will happily cheer from the sidelines this time

Pinacolada · 03-09-2007, 10:26 AM

I'm brand new!!!

ArielRebel · 03-09-2007, 11:31 AM

Wow that sound great! lol!

I don't know if I will participate but I will watch for sure! ;-)

TinyTim · 03-09-2007, 11:40 AM

looks like tons of fun

seeric · 03-09-2007, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I learned my lesson a few years back about playing dodgeball and doing jager shots at the same time.

so I will happily cheer from the sidelines this time

ahhhhh come on, wheres your competitive spirit? half the fun is the puking afterwards.

Sebastian Sands · 03-09-2007, 12:09 PM

Can i bring a team of BBW's.. hehehe..

Sebs

TroubleTonya · 03-09-2007, 12:14 PM

Very nice Lightspeed! Can't wait to see the perrrty girls kicking ass!

03-08-2007, 02:12 PM	#1
B O B Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Santa Ana, Costa Rica Posts: 2,664	Lightspeed Dodgeball at The Phoenix Forum This year there is a hot new twist to the most talked about event at ThePhoenixForum. LightspeedCash has just sexxxed up the Dodgeball tournament to include teams consisting ONLY of hotties! Join us on Saturday, March 31st, while up to 16 smoking hot girls, in four teams of four babes, face off while battling it out in a phallic gripping and tossing of large rubber balls?first team naked is the loser, yet winner for us all? HEY SPONSORS: That?s right?get Industry-wide exposure for your company by sponsoring a team of four beauties, or step up to the plate and BYOBB (Bring Your Own Ballin? Babes). If you are a solo girl and want the exposure, then get yourself a team, or join one of ours. www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball1.wmv www.stevelightspeed.com/ls_dodgeball2.wmv Sponsors: Your girls will wear your logos (while they have clothes on), and you can hang your banner at the courts. The winning team will get $1000 in cash! Don?t forget to meet us at the first Late-Night Happy Hour sponsored by LightspeedCash on Thursday, March 29th for jocularity and webmaster fraternization. There will be plenty of games to play for some kick ass prizes! Come see your friends and business associates while Lightspeed picks up the tab. email me for more information or be one of only FOUR sponsors allowed [email protected] __________________ SoloConverts.com is now LIVE! 8 kick ass exclusive sites, weekly payouts, secure 3rd party billing, 60/40 revshare - PPS by request, tons of promo tools and much more! Sign up today at SoloConverts.com Contact me today for anything you need! [email protected] ICQ: 184807 Skype: bobbyrica

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	WHO WANTS BE PART OF TEAM J D LLLLLLLLLLLLl woohohohohohoho

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Team JDL is now acccepting applications I will be the coach

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I am very close to getting a team i need 4 chicks yo

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	TEAM JDL is in effect I need some chicks now

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	JDL is gonna win I am sexy

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	ok i am getting some girls , i need backups also I am the coach btw i will be on the sidelines with my whistle also someone please make sure I am sober and not sleeping and wake me up in time for this

03-08-2007, 04:22 PM	#21
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Nice I am looking for Fluffers also for team JDL

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	yo i need a assistant coach for Team JDL

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	bob is gonna be on Team JDL i have a spot open for him

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	sponsors also get the MC plugging them on the mic unless he passes out drunk face down on the lightspeed dodgeball team. lolol

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