Sex Facts Everyone Should Know!

[hdcrltr1]

I'm the individual that Chesire posted a picture of in the caption contest, my genitals and I appreciated your kind comments. As way of thanks, here's some interesting sex facts everyone should know....

FACTS OF LIFE

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of
the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece
of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In CALIF., Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay
for this research??)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geeze!)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too)

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After reading all these, all I can say is.......

Damn those Pigs!!!

[Fletch XXX]

Spread Topical Cream. Insert. Thrust. Repeat.

[.:Frog:.]

This thread was a pleasure to read, very funny.

[Sex4it]

that was funny...

[redshift]

thanks I needed a laugh right now

[Lev]

LOL.... I can't get over the pig thing either

[DarkJedi]

hdcrltr1, i just love your nick !

everytime i see such nicks, i wonder what the fuck the person was tripping off when he came up with that nick

[Cheshire]

Originally posted by hdcrltr1
[BThere are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)[/B]

This is from one of the many applications submitted to the Government of Guam recently...

[hdcrltr1]

Chesire, you'll be happy to know they've agreed to hire me and I move next week. $5.95 per virgin to start, hey, it's a living.

And DarkJedi, I apologize, my usual handle of shitfacedcockmaster was already taken. Go figure!

I think true paradise would be coming back as a pig who lives in Guam.

[Cheshire]

Why would I be happy you're moving to Guam?
Now I won't have anyone to bark at me while I'm crying, pushing my second set of 100 in the leg press...

wait a minute...

HALLELUAH!

[revbuddylove]

dude you are, like, huge.
You must be able to bench, like 100 lbs or some shit.
I mean, I'm big too, but I got big doing reps of doritos.
That's different.

word.

-Rev

[gezzed]

I've seen those laws posted on some website, don't have the link anymore though.