Oh my God..... you mean you think I smoke.... "The Reefer"? OMGZ!!!

Please please dont tell on my Larry... puh leazeeee!



Larry: Hello Police?
Police: Yes can I help you?
Larry: This dude named StickyFingerz was just talking about an illegal substance on this website I goto.
Police: And what website would this be?
Larry: Its called GoFuckYourself.com
Police: Do you think this is funny? Making a crank call to the police isnt a good idea little boy.
Larry: No really its a forum for porn webmasters
Police: So you are a porn master?
Larry: Well I ... yes I am.
Police: And what site do you own?
Larry: Err umm will I have this AsianDivaGirls.com site..
Police: Hmm ok kind of a long name.. give me a few minutes while I type this in.
Larry: Ok I really want to see this StickyFingerz guy get busted...
Police: This red site is yours? ummmm
Larry: Yes Ive worked sooo hard on it. I make millions a year off my site.
Police: Are you old enough to even look at porn son?
Larry: wha....
Police: Well its just that this site looks like a 15 year old made it in 1999.....
Larry: Dont talk about my site like that... Ill... Ill report you for something.... Im gonna TELL!!!! *stomps feet*
Police: Is this site reallly the kind of crap that todays porn buyer joins??? I mean come on seriously this thing sucks ass...
Larry: Imma tell everyone on gofuckyourself.com that you were mean to me.. and then... and then they all will know.... :(


Police: Hey Dave come look at this shitty site this kid is trying to pass off as a paysite..... :1orglaugh

I prefer it when cookie comes to my house and cleans, cooks and then waxes my pole.

I wanna smoke it!

Why thank you! I bet I'd be fond of you, if I knew who you were.

cookies and brownies ... mmm... love them both! :)

Freshly bake cookies, hmmm... Yum yum..

Well it seems we have something in common.
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SIG SPOT!

I like pussy.
http://pissyourself.com/pics/babyeatskitten.jpg

yum yum cookies... :)

I'm eating a cookie right now.