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				If you could have one wish in life
			 
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	Mine would be to live forever !!!!!!!!  | 
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		 I'll answer this question tomorrow when i'm not drunk. Because just now i would say more beer...   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I believe the things that you wish always rotate your destiny more than the wishes you already have. So in this case, to fallow my desires forever ofcourse. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i'd wish for 3 more wishes 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		    !! I'd wish I could see The Who on the Quadrophenia tour or Led Zeppelin in 1977... 
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		 Peace on earth 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 the destruction of iran. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Damn, that's sick. You're fat? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 For Batts to stop posting on the boards.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i'd wish that all my wishes will be realise. is this technically correct?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Id like to be one of the insane cock brotha´s  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 to be the source of everything 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i would wish for my kids to stay healthy forever 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Wish the Beer store was open 24/7 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			1) travel thru time 2) fly 3) become invisible 4) read minds 5) stop time 6) see future events 
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		 To be able to go back in time & undo the past 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 To make my life as exciting as possible! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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       Spend my life meaningful.That is what i am looking for. 
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		 I'd wish for an infinite number of wishes. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 it is what it is .. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Assuming you could not wish for infinite wishes, then my wish would be for every feline on the planet to die a slow, horrible death. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 To live long enough to see my youngest daughter married. And to still be coherent. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 to be good looking with a 7" penis. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i'd wish for an infinite number of wishes of course 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Forever is a long time. So long in fact, that in 10^10,000,000 years from now when even the protons that make up all matter have long since decayed away, there will literally be nothing left in the universe. No galaxies, no stars, no planets, no matter. There will just be darkness and silence, for billions and trillions of years. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I would wish for an end to worldwide government corruption. Failing that, I'd wish for the abolition of religion. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I would like to do a fan sign with miss emily batts with my dick in her ear. Hey, I have an earsex fetish, and I love emily's moon tan. Kind of reminds me of this ex-girlfreind I had that would never take her bra off when having a fuck, then when pissed one night, I convinced her. She had 4 nipples. **TRUE** and very pasty skin, but sexy. Pasty white aussie skin, oooh! Yummy Yummy... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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