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![]() I just bought some and I can't stop licking it off my hand
![]() It's sooo Yummy and it feels *REALLY NEAT*. I know we got some hardcore Vanilla Coke addicts here ~ what other random food type products are people hooked on? ![]() I seriously need help, is there a 12 step program for flavored lube? |
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I'm a crack ho for sobe green tea.
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Hood ice cream
Chocolate brownie mudslide |
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astroglide, and cucumbers..
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I wonder if it was a present from her new admirer... So Cheshire you going to be using this stuff in the near future?
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ooooh... I don't know
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uhhh I think I need a tissue....
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We're not quite at that stage in our relationship. I still have to break the news that I'm HUGE into anal...
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Ahhhh, I see...
That explains the KING KONG strap-on that was also in the box. |
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Hey Hoax,
Just so you know. Your Present is on the way. Should be there in the next few days. ![]()
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Im just wondering what the hell are you doing putting it on your hands and alone for that matter. You trying to get some practice for when your with your man/woman.
BTW I couldnt find a better way to use up my 100th post than on a thread started by the lovely and weird Cheshire ![]() |
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Great, I'm lovely and weird... ahahaha thanks cold_ice
![]() I wanted to see what it tasted and felt like, and now I'm just hoping I've got enough left for this weekend.... uh, but for no particular reason... ![]()
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That strapon is mine actually...so please cheshire...save some ... actually save alot!
I actually do have a bit of a fantasy of being screwed in the ass by a beatiful woman...only this time I'd like it not to be done through my wallet. Eric, Thanks a ton man...my productivity will surely go down the tubes...I never intended to raise a stink tho just so you know... ADULT.COM SUCKS! Especially CHeshire...cuz she's hot, and kinda funny, and has this really cute smile...and a button nose...and this weekend she's gonna cram my virgin ass full of stiff latex cock...
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![]() ![]() Hey Cheshire no need for thanks I dont mind telling a beautiful girl she's beautiful when she is; hence, I have to be fair and tell them they are werid as hell when they are. ![]() |
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Cheshire
Cherry Motion Lotion I feel like the little boy on AI -- MOMMY! |
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I wonder how many calories this stuff is... anyone know how to find the nutritional information for it?
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what are you doing this weekend? im jealous
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I really like Kava Tea made by Yogi Tea. Good mellow out stuff.
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wish I had that cherry motion lotion on ME!
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1. you guys are pathetic.
2. To answer the ACTUAL topic/questions, M&Ms...
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Great, now I'm craving peanut m&ms
Hmmm, I wonder how the motion lotion would taste over vanilla ice cream with peanut m&ms sprinkled on top... |
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![]() MMMMMMMMMM. Honey in the honey pot is a treat.
As far as the slidey stuff goes- I like strawberry flavored goop. ![]()
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BTW, Cheshire, weird i dunno bout, u r beautiful and u have wonderful eyes.
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Why thank you CptNemo ~ and may I be the first to initiate you with a customary GFY *Go Fuck Yourself*
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How did I miss this thread!?!
I will find you a half gallon jug of that stuff! You can add whatever you want to it to make it just right but remember... no frozen foods on the privates please. That fantasy about Cherry Motion Lotion and Fruzen-Gladje will have to wait (or you'll be waiting for about 2 hours for a thaw ![]() |
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btw, don't eatr too much, u may end up lookin like anna nicole. lol
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Well I do believe MoLo is sugar-free..so you are probably safe in the calorie department...but given the chemical content you may have four eyes by Monday... <g>
Perhaps you might try an all-natural natural lube like O'My. It comes in great flavors like Choo-Choo-Cherry...and it even has a drop of hemp oil for vaginal health (it discourages yeast infections). FYI. Call me the "lubinator"..LOL ![]()
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