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DonkeyPunchProductions 03-10-2007 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12051802)
Thanks for the mention...

Let's mention the flip side of the coin...

What about the customers who want 1500 changes made to a $10 banner?

What about the customer who says, its no big deal, small project, not going to take too long. Only to find out in the long run that they want every under the sun done when you thought it was just going to be a button?

What about the customers who pay their deposit, but hold the rest of the funds after the project is completed as ransom for more "alterations" and "additions" to the project?

There's shit on both sides.

kind of sound like DiNero talking to Pachino during the cafe scene in Heat. Great flick.

Barefootsies 03-10-2007 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DonkeyPunchProductions (Post 12051819)
kind of sound like DiNero talking to Pachino during the cafe scene in Heat. Great flick.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sextoyking 03-10-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by J.R. (Post 12043552)
( Most, not all )

This is a proven fact, just ask around and you will find out.

I ask for designers, not some idiot who learned how
to make a banner last week and made two free adult sites
5 years ago to promote Adult Check or Age Check.

FACTS TO SUPPORT MY CLAIM:

1) Pixelated images
2) Same fucking colors
3) Cannot spell correctly
4) NO attention to detail
5) Overpriced crap
6) Stretch the images to make a fat chick look skinny
7) No creativity
8) Never complete jobs on time
9) Use yellow and orange for every design

Most outsourcing companies are guilty of the same.


If anyone knows a REAL designer, let me know!
I have some work for them.


Thanks,

JR,

Long time no talk...

Let me know if we can help at all.

Thanks

Todd

Bake 03-10-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 12049161)
I don't know about others, I've a Marketing degree with specialization in Electronic Marketing. I think it proves on my design's conversions. However, when designing a site, no matter what your education dictates, you've to stick with what the client wants, no matter how crazy it sounds. I always mention the "correct" (being this a very discussable concept) option, but at the end, is what the client wants.
: )

Ive spoken to designers who have told me they dont submit galleries because they cant make money from them but then offer you to make them for $15.
Allways ask a designer to show you work that they made money from if they cant find one who can.

cj_purve 03-10-2007 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 12044290)
It's not designer's job to write the text, this is part of the marketing pitch of a website.

A good designer should be able to write creatively. That's why 'design and marketing' are spoken of together so often. To the dude in this or the other thread who said 'its not my job to be an english teacher'?!?!? wtf?!?!? If you are designing sites for an english speaking audience ... YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WRITE ENGLISH!!!

I have just read 2 threads of people bitching about how much designers suck, and several of the people in the thread are the same ones who don't want to pay more than $10 for a tgp template or $300 for a paysite tour.

For every shit designer out there, there's an even shittier client.

- Can't make up their mind what they want
- Don't pay bills when they say they've been paid
- Provide info AFTER design is complete
- Don't get info to you in time despite booking in your time
- Get you to do work then take it to a cheaper designer to replicate
- Expect work to be done urgently then take almost 4 weeks to pay

I wouldn't consider myself one of the best designers, but I certainly don't suck and I will walk away from any job where the client is any of the above.

I wrote this article a few months ago with some tips for working with designers.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=700443

I hope it helps and that you find someone good to work with soon ;-)

Barefootsies 03-10-2007 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve (Post 12052702)
A good designer should be able to write creatively. That's why 'design and marketing' are spoken of together so often. To the dude in this or the other thread who said 'its not my job to be an english teacher'?!?!? wtf?!?!? If you are designing sites for an english speaking audience ... YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WRITE ENGLISH!!!

I have just read 2 threads of people bitching about how much designers suck, and several of the people in the thread are the same ones who don't want to pay more than $10 for a tgp template or $300 for a paysite tour.

For every shit designer out there, there's an even shittier client.

- Can't make up their mind what they want
- Don't pay bills when they say they've been paid
- Provide info AFTER design is complete
- Don't get info to you in time despite booking in your time
- Get you to do work then take it to a cheaper designer to replicate
- Expect work to be done urgently then take almost 4 weeks to pay

I wouldn't consider myself one of the best designers, but I certainly don't suck and I will walk away from any job where the client is any of the above.

I wrote this article a few months ago with some tips for working with designers.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=700443

I hope it helps and that you find someone good to work with soon ;-)

Interesting read sire.

Tylo 03-10-2007 08:19 PM

I don't disagree that most of your claims are true with a good percentage of designers, but I get pretty sick of hearing people saying designers charge to much nothing special, no creativity yada yada yada.. You get what you pay for.. If it is so easy to do then why don't you do it your damn self.

Fact most of the good designers pay attention to whiners that cant ever seem to get what they want and stay clear.

TeenCat 03-11-2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve (Post 12052702)
A good designer should be able to write creatively. ..............

written well and i agree, sh*tty designers belongs to sh*tty companies. anyway maybe can be word sh*tty replaced by new. everyone have to start somewhere with something :2 cents:

Bake 03-11-2007 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve (Post 12052702)
For every shit designer out there, there's an even shittier client.


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=700443

This is why I rarely do design work for people.

SxDx 03-13-2007 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tylo (Post 12053056)
I don't disagree that most of your claims are true with a good percentage of designers, but I get pretty sick of hearing people saying designers charge to much nothing special, no creativity yada yada yada.. You get what you pay for.. If it is so easy to do then why don't you do it your damn self.

Fact most of the good designers pay attention to whiners that cant ever seem to get what they want and stay clear.

50 lushes :upsidedow

BigPinPin 03-13-2007 03:52 PM

First at all: What is a good design ? I see bad designs even at award winners...
Most of the designs I see in the industry today aren´t made for surfers anymore, they are made to attract webmasters, that´s a fact !

Za Ha 03-13-2007 04:12 PM

You get what you pay for. Simple as that.
You hire someone shit you get shit layouts.

You hire the best, and you get the best.

Twisted Dave 03-13-2007 04:29 PM

If ONE guy is calling themselves a 'DESIGNER' and they do ART, CREATIVE WRITING, FULL CSS/HTML code...

They're a jack of all trades. 99% of these guys will NOT be good at the work they do. They'll be average at best.

Go to an artist for art, a writer for creative writing, and a coder for code. You'll pay more, but you'll be happier with your product.

We offer art... we also offer code. But I ALWAYS make sure people know that my coder is a seperate person who quotes seperate. He just exclusively works through me in the adult industry. I KNOW he's top notch, and I know him personally outside of the interweb, so I know he's a top guy too. I'd not use him unless I knew he was quality.

cj_purve 03-13-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12071384)
If ONE guy is calling themselves a 'DESIGNER' and they do ART, CREATIVE WRITING, FULL CSS/HTML code...

They're a jack of all trades. 99% of these guys will NOT be good at the work they do. They'll be average at best.

Go to an artist for art, a writer for creative writing, and a coder for code. You'll pay more, but you'll be happier with your product.

We offer art... we also offer code. But I ALWAYS make sure people know that my coder is a seperate person who quotes seperate. He just exclusively works through me in the adult industry. I KNOW he's top notch, and I know him personally outside of the interweb, so I know he's a top guy too. I'd not use him unless I knew he was quality.

That's a load of rubbish. You may only be able to design, but there are MANY great designers who can write and program and do them well. Its called experience.

No 2 designers have exactly the same set of skills. You pick the designer who has the combination that you need most for your specific project. And picking someone who is just an artist is not going to get you a better design than picking someone who is a 'jack of all trades' as you call it.

Besides, who wants an artist creating their business brand? Artists do what they do for arts sake, not for business. The difference between an artist and a designer is the ability to sell & market the art work they produce into a commercial product. A designer who can't write is just an artist ... if all you want are pretty pictures, then that's who ya talk to.

Twisted Dave 03-13-2007 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve (Post 12071663)
That's a load of rubbish. You may only be able to design, but there are MANY great designers who can write and program and do them well. Its called experience.

No 2 designers have exactly the same set of skills. You pick the designer who has the combination that you need most for your specific project. And picking someone who is just an artist is not going to get you a better design than picking someone who is a 'jack of all trades' as you call it.

Besides, who wants an artist creating their business brand? Artists do what they do for arts sake, not for business. The difference between an artist and a designer is the ability to sell & market the art work they produce into a commercial product. A designer who can't write is just an artist ... if all you want are pretty pictures, then that's who ya talk to.

Well sorry man, but I think you're talking shit too :)

Because I said 99%. Plus, I'd rather focus my time into the quality of the art I'm creating. Experience? Sorry man, I've been professionally doing art work for well over a decade, so you talking about experience is wrong.

I think you're creating an argument here that isn't there too ... you're saying because I'm an artist that I can't be a designer? I think you know full well that you're twisting the situation. I call myself an artist, because I create art. But do my clients think I can't design? Sorry... that's crap.

:)

Twisted Dave 03-13-2007 06:40 PM

I guess at the end of the day, it depends what you're looking for. I truly believe that most of the time, if you want the best, you gotta go dedicated. Otherwise that person is sharing their time and effort over multiple tasks. That said... I did say 99%. I didnt' say ALL. So there is a difference.

It's just my two cents :)

If I'm talking out of my 'artist' ass, just ignore me :P

Barefootsies 03-13-2007 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12072740)
I guess at the end of the day, it depends what you're looking for. I truly believe that most of the time, if you want the best, you gotta go dedicated. Otherwise that person is sharing their time and effort over multiple tasks. That said... I did say 99%. I didnt' say ALL. So there is a difference.

It's just my two cents :)

If I'm talking out of my 'artist' ass, just ignore me :P

:2 cents:


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