My girl makes the best fucking salsa EVER!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 08-07-2002, 09:55 PM

it's true. It rocks.

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 09:55 PM

pass the chips!

titmowse · 08-07-2002, 10:01 PM

that's a pretty big claim there fella. you better send a jar-sized sample down here to the salsa experts in texas so we can verify your statement

Amputate Your Head · 08-07-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
that's a pretty big claim there fella. you better send a jar-sized sample down here to the salsa experts in texas so we can verify your statement

you can't handle this stuff.....

must be dipped with Lime tortilla chips for full effect....

and oh my gawd!!!

bliss I tell you..... BLISS!!!

it's like.... an orgasm in my mouth!

wait... I did not just say that...

titmowse · 08-07-2002, 10:06 PM

oh. i can't handle this stuff? do you know who you're blathering to boy? your boasts are just boasts until i taste the stuff

RMG · 08-07-2002, 10:06 PM

dirtyone · 08-07-2002, 10:11 PM

http://www.flyinghellfish.com/sounds/ketchup.wav

Amputate Your Head · 08-07-2002, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
oh. i can't handle this stuff? do you know who you're blathering to boy? your boasts are just boasts until i taste the stuff

i will send you a vial of it...... have an emergency crew standing by though....

foe · 08-07-2002, 10:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you can't handle this stuff.....

must be dipped with Lime tortilla chips for full effect....

and oh my gawd!!!

bliss I tell you..... BLISS!!!

it's like.... an orgasm in my mouth!

wait... I did not just say that...

lol

titmowse · 08-07-2002, 10:36 PM

"i will send you a vial of it"

-wow. i haven't had a "vial" of anything since the eighties

Amputate Your Head · 08-07-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
"i will send you a vial of it"

-wow. i haven't had a "vial" of anything since the eighties

why do these 80's references keep coming to haunt me..... am I just "Mullet Boy" to you guys or what...?

FiReC · 08-07-2002, 11:21 PM

did someone say salsa?? my GF is hispanic and she makes a killer salsa. serisously all you need for some good salsa is 3 tomatos, 1/2 onion, 1-3 Jalapenos, a little salt, let it sit overnight, and BAM, spicey hot just like it's supposed to be.

ControlThy · 08-08-2002, 01:10 AM

AMP is dominating GFY.

Amputate Your Head · 08-08-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by ControlThy
AMP is dominating GFY.

this is new?

pornJester · 08-08-2002, 01:15 AM

I'll trade you some homemade guacamole for some homemade salsa

SykkBoy · 08-08-2002, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
did someone say salsa?? my GF is hispanic and she makes a killer salsa. serisously all you need for some good salsa is 3 tomatos, 1/2 onion, 1-3 Jalapenos, a little salt, let it sit overnight, and BAM, spicey hot just like it's supposed to be.

I'm not a jalepeno fan...I prefer to use roasted serranos...gives a much better flavor, a little more heat and a little different after-taste....jazz it up with a little lime juice and it gets taken to another level...

hmmm, maybe at the Janusary Vegas show we should have a GFY Salsa cookoff?

My blackened serrano-tomatillo sweet salsa doesn't melt the roof of the mouth with heat but the flavor makes up for it.....

for heat, my roasted habanero-peach sweet salsa (I love doing sweet salsas) will have you buzzing about the flavor just as your eyes start to implode from the heat....is perfect with lime enhanced chips or root vegetable chips.......

Jakke PNG · 08-08-2002, 01:56 AM

I think having an orgasm in your mouth might leave a bitter aftertaste, but whatever floats your boat. I'm here to help

Amputate Your Head · 08-08-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I think having an orgasm in your mouth might leave a bitter aftertaste, but whatever floats your boat. I'm here to help

just HAD to bring it up again didn't ya...

bastard....

Jakke PNG · 08-08-2002, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

just HAD to bring it up again didn't ya...

bastard....

Dunno, this sorta thing just begs to be discussed.

Vagisil · 08-08-2002, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by ControlThy
AMP is dominating GFY.

he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis

Jakke PNG · 08-08-2002, 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by Vagisil

he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis

The dress Amp usually wears isn't very 'dominatrix'

Amputate Your Head · 08-08-2002, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by Vagisil

he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis

no need to dominate really... I'm guessing that only happens in your trailer park, ....

you are but one of many who have popped in with "all the answers the the AMp mindset"..... and many will follow you....

ohhhh, but wait for the loop I'm about to throw you....

Rocky · 08-08-2002, 03:27 AM

RELEASE THE PEDES!!

cat · 08-08-2002, 05:49 AM

my girlfriend is colombian and she hates salsa(?!)

i used to like it, but not anymore

Juge · 08-08-2002, 07:39 AM

I am sick of all the BS on this board. People claiming this. People claiming that. I, for one, will refuse to believe anything from now on without hard concrete proof.

(Amp, I sent you my mailing address in an email - please hurry - I am not a patient man, either)

Muffy · 08-08-2002, 07:48 AM

I make a really good mango salso with red pepper and cilantro that is yummy on top of sea bass

Eugene_K · 08-08-2002, 03:39 PM

Hey, everyone!

Fire up the recipe of Salsa, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

I fucking liked it when being in the States, but here... - they do not have any. I need the recipe BADLY !!!

Eugene

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Eugene_K
Hey, everyone!

Fire up the recipe of Salsa, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

I fucking liked it when being in the States, but here... - they do not have any. I need the recipe BADLY !!!

Eugene

Dear god there are people on this earth without salsa?!? The humanity!!!

Beastiepoo · 08-08-2002, 03:45 PM

Amp - It was some sort of microwave burgers, and now salsa...are you on a food trip??

No offense meant, I love a good salsa myself. There isn't enough of the stuff here in the UK. My problem is that I love my salsa blitzed into almost souplike consistancy. Pop all the ingredients in the blender and WHIRRRRRRRRR.......

swedguy · 08-08-2002, 05:59 PM

Is the recipe a well guarded secret?

My Jalapeño's are almost ripe. Once they are ripe...... mmmm loads of Mango salsa =)

ibjem2 · 08-08-2002, 06:40 PM

Haberno Salsa with nice Blue Corn Chips or homemade guack. make a nice big ol margartia and set the clock to 420......

Honeyslut · 08-08-2002, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vagisil

he's a dominatrix, and he dominates ppl on GFY because he can't dominate anyone in real life i suspect... that is my diagnosis

Why thank you Dr. Vagisil !

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