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The real secret in life(for the fellas) by Chris Sanchez

Anyone see 'The Secret",that wishful thinking crapfest?
Well,here's something I figured out(and I'm giving away for free).
I've noticed that there are quite a bit of young men on CL in several big cities complaining about the behavior of American women on and on.("They're shallow"...."They're crazy"....yeah crazy like a fox!)
Listen homies, don't player hate,congradulate!
You see,I noticed that way more women than men know and practice the real secret in life.It's simple....PRETEND TO BE NAIVE.
This way,people underestimate you and never really punish you for anything!
It really works. In some cases, women literally get away with murder because they "didn't mean for it to happen".
You ever get burned by a young lady and she'll turn around and tell you,"I didn't know that would hurt you" or "I didn't realize you liked me that way" or even "I didn't plan to swallow your friend's semen....it just happened".
How do you feel when the girl says these things?
That's right,you're angry but you never ever strike back(in any meaningful way) ,do you??That's because you're rendered a doormat by the confusion that her 'naivete' causes.After all,if she didn't MEAN to do it,it must NOT be her fault.
Well,guys this can work for us too.We can also get away with all kinds of mayhem and have them begging for more! Especially when you combine it with a little strategic fake humility. Learn from the putas instead of hating on them!

When you are first getting to know a bitch, no matter how decent looking you truly are, pretend that the woman is 'out of your league'.Always stress how 'lucky' you feel to have her.Always be pleasantly surprised when you 'find out' that a girl comes from a rich family! This works wonders because it will appeal to these girls' huge selfish ego.(Remember,they all think the world revolves around them.....you can truly use this to your advantage).Also,I have seen first hand that it will work like a charm when you pretend to be broke and 'down on your luck'.In a lot of cases,you can turn the tables on these ladies and turn THEM into sugar mamas. Last week a had a 19 year old junior college student buy me a $800 ring.(I dumped the gringa tramp then sold the ring to the nearest pawn shop). She maxed out her college credit cards for me!!(Tell her you 'love' her after a few weeks...Or how you NEVER felt this way about a girl before....this always works unless you're ugly then you're in danger of being called a stalker or weird......get plastic surgery or something).
It should go without saying that you should always seriously pursue at least 5 women a month simultaneously. Minimum. If you get caught,CLAIM IGNORANCE and/or say that you didn't 'plan for this to happen' or 'everyone makes mistakes'(common female excuses that can work for a man too).If she still doesn't buy it,weigh how valuable this dumb bitch really is(i.e. does she support you financially?....if not just bail anyway).
You see,guys and girls both lie constantly.But from what I've seen women lie way more effectively and DO NOT get bogged down with silly things like moral guilt.Why should we?
They're also experts in blaming others for their problems.
All we need to do is follow suit guys.
After just a year and a half of trying the 'if you can't beat em' join em approach,I have a rich main girlfriend and 4 regular booty calls(one of whom thinks I am her boyfriend...she's a BBW which means privately to me she is simply a fat cumbucket). They ALL give me money and buy me seriously outrageous gifts that I don't even need.
And I am pursuing 1 other girl on the down low right now too. I met her while she was at my work shopping for her fiancee. (This is key....you must find a way to hit on every woman you meet.....if they're fuckable at all....hit on them all).
Listen guys we must be more like modern women. In other words, don't give a shit whether the girl is in a relationship or not. Honor is dead for them anyway. Your skill level determines whether or not she'll let you cum on her face, not her supposed loyalty to her spouse. This is a FIRM RULE.
All of this is way better than sitting around bitching about women as if there's any hope whatsoever that they will change.They have been the way they are since caveman days(I personally believe 'feminism' has NOTHING to do with their current behavior.....women have been unfaithful since Eve).
Simply study what they're doing and emulate them. This is a common sales training tool: MIRROR THE CUSTOMER!!
Remember, homies. Expecting loyalty from any woman is like expecting Kobe Bryant to play for minimum wage........it ain't gonna happen.(Even friggin Paul McCartney found that out).
Oh also get 2 cell phone numbers and make sure you track who gets each number.

P.S.= All of this is pretty much dependent on being at least passable looking......if you're some fat/ugly dude either lose weight or make a bunch of cash or shoot yourself(if you do commit suicide, I promise to look the other way if you rape a chick first).