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Gutterboy · 08-07-2002, 09:15 PM

I'm thinking about starting a fundamentalist christian anti-porn, anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-nudity, anti-abortion, anti-anythingbutjesus site.

I've been surfing right wing and religious nut sites today and I have realized just how pitiably gullible and easily scared into donating money these poor people are.

I bet I could rack up $100,000 in donations in less than 6 months if I really went at it. Tell the fuckers you need their money to stop 'the homosexual agenda in schools', 'fight pornography' or 'defend traditional marriage' .. all for the children of course (who jesus loves very much).. and it seems they won't think twice about digging into their wallets.

I bet a christian pornography addiction counseling site would really get the money rolling in.

Seems to me like all you need is a little charisma and a knack for catering to their apocalyptic, militant, 'us vs. them' seige mentality, and you're in the money!

Alky · 08-07-2002, 09:17 PM

rofl, to hell you go.

quiet · 08-07-2002, 09:19 PM

sounds pretty sweet.

FATPad · 08-07-2002, 09:23 PM

I was thinking about something similar to this months ago. Weird.

I'm in. I'll "fight gay porn" and "crusade to defend traditional marriage". I'll fight tooth and nail as long as the donations come in and it doesn't take more than 5 mins of my day.

twistyneck · 08-07-2002, 09:29 PM

Along those lines I made a tidy sum selling "Amazing Y2K Dynamo Flashlights" a couple years ago. Same type of surfer probably and they were *excellent* buyers. The one quirk was that almost all of them paid by money order.

gleem · 08-07-2002, 09:33 PM

great idea, then after their donation, the thank you sceen would be a guy blowing his load in another dudes face, the spam em daily with gay porn ads!

EscortBiz · 08-07-2002, 09:59 PM

LOL great idea

Bree · 08-07-2002, 10:06 PM

LOL

That's gotta make $$$

Use lots of bondage wordage.. most religious stuff is peppered with bondage type phrases... seems to work for the church.. they make lots of $$$

CoolE · 08-07-2002, 10:06 PM

Uhm, the Catholic church beat you to your idea by about 1200 years I think. They would be tough to compete against - they have by far the largest affiliate program in the world, paying out one complete redemption for every trial sign-up.

That's the nice thing about the "piety niche" however, it always seems to be able to handle one more site and keep growing. So all the power to ya.

Gutterboy · 08-07-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by gleem
great idea, then after their donation, the thank you sceen would be a guy blowing his load in another dudes face, the spam em daily with gay porn ads!

I'd thought about using this as a thank you screen pic..

But the gay porn thing certainly merits consideration

And just what the FUCK is that pipe for?! Good lord...

gleem · 08-07-2002, 10:21 PM

hahaha, great pic, that pipe is a cock enlarger, grew my dick 8" with mine

steffie · 08-07-2002, 10:23 PM

Great Idea! Damn why didn't I think of it!!

foe · 08-07-2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem
great idea, then after their donation, the thank you sceen would be a guy blowing his load in another dudes face, the spam em daily with gay porn ads!

Satan · 08-07-2002, 10:44 PM

You have my backing 100%

Fletch XXX · 08-08-2002, 01:28 AM

anti. anti.

RedShoe · 08-08-2002, 02:13 AM

not anti. I say go pro.

http://BornAgain-Christians.com

You go anti, and I'll link to you heavily from your opposition, together we'll corner the market, and even set up wars with each other.

You good. Me bad.

mike503 · 08-08-2002, 02:14 AM

see you on 20/20 or dateline

Gutterboy · 08-08-2002, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
not anti. I say go pro.

http://BornAgain-Christians.com

You go anti, and I'll link to you heavily from your opposition, together we'll corner the market, and even set up wars with each other.

You good. Me bad.

Good shit!

I registered jesustgp.com the other day. Maybe we can work a trade when I get it up?

My friend Pastor Tammy is doing the same sort of thing:

http://www.fullgospelranch.com/

Focus on The Family got her shut down a few times. Apparently Prohosters went to bat for her with the fundies and refused to take the site down. Kudo's to them for that!

08-07-2002, 09:15 PM	#1
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Making money exploiting religious nuts I'm thinking about starting a fundamentalist christian anti-porn, anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-nudity, anti-abortion, anti-anythingbutjesus site. I've been surfing right wing and religious nut sites today and I have realized just how pitiably gullible and easily scared into donating money these poor people are. I bet I could rack up $100,000 in donations in less than 6 months if I really went at it. Tell the fuckers you need their money to stop 'the homosexual agenda in schools', 'fight pornography' or 'defend traditional marriage' .. all for the children of course (who jesus loves very much).. and it seems they won't think twice about digging into their wallets. I bet a christian pornography addiction counseling site would really get the money rolling in. Seems to me like all you need is a little charisma and a knack for catering to their apocalyptic, militant, 'us vs. them' seige mentality, and you're in the money!

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CoolE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 451	Uhm, the Catholic church beat you to your idea by about 1200 years I think. They would be tough to compete against - they have by far the largest affiliate program in the world, paying out one complete redemption for every trial sign-up. That's the nice thing about the "piety niche" however, it always seems to be able to handle one more site and keep growing. So all the power to ya. Last edited by CoolE; 08-07-2002 at 10:14 PM..

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Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	rofl, to hell you go.

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FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	I was thinking about something similar to this months ago. Weird. I'm in. I'll "fight gay porn" and "crusade to defend traditional marriage". I'll fight tooth and nail as long as the donations come in and it doesn't take more than 5 mins of my day.

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Along those lines I made a tidy sum selling "Amazing Y2K Dynamo Flashlights" a couple years ago. Same type of surfer probably and they were excellent buyers. The one quirk was that almost all of them paid by money order.

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