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Ode to the Show
The big one comes but twice a year,
and once again the time is here. Many head off to Internext, Some look forward to all that sex. It's all in fun, and business I guess, I'm jealous a bit, I have to confess. Have a great time, make deals galore, Just don't fuck some dirty whore. Party, have fun, but always keep tabs, Don't want to wake naked, with boneprone's crabs. ![]() To all of you going to the show ~ have a great time, be safe, be smart, and make it count. ![]()
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Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble
Mine just stay still in one place In the breast hall of fame You won't see my name For my boobs there would be a disgrace Sure boobs of my size have their merit They're easy to fit with a bra And when I go for a dip You won't see one slip?out They stay put?just where they are And I'm not one to seek much attention So you won't find me strutting about In a boob tube that's trying by gravity defying to leave no room, not even for doubt But I sure envy big breasted women I've seen them at parties you know With all confidence thrust In their mighty big bust Entrancing the men as they go Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy That it's not all it's cracked up to be She says in frustration "Try to hold conversation When there's only two things a guy sees" Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them To, say thirty-six b or c Would they still look so natural And could I class them as collateral Sorta like home improvements on me Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly I've done quite a bit of research As I try to keep abreast In my mammary quest I've found there's a bit to be learned There's questions that need to be answered Like cleavage, how wide and how deep I can have nipples bigger But somehow I figured That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome I'd buy a bright red bathing suit On the beach I would run In slow motion for fun To show off my best attribute Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity There's much I'd aspire to do I could feed many babies When I was lactating And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning They could 'see' if they had it too low And if I stood outside My breasts pumped up with pride Police'd use me to stop traffic flow Well you can see I've a lot to consider For the big plunge, I need some more time So I'll keep you updated But for now they're just fated To stay as they are for a while And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me For he loves each and every little?bit He says "stay as you are You're the most beautiful by far" As he gazes into my eyes?not my tits |
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YaY! I like that poem, too bad I have really big tits
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i found it on funnypoets.com
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I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
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Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her c*u*n*t would not freeze.
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I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
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It's okay buddy, come sit with me and we'll cry together...
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As webmasters everywhere lay down to bed,
visions of their favorite stars dance in their head. The time has come so very near, Santa Porn will soon be here. |
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![]() I wish I could have gone to the show. I came in to work today and i could almost picture tumbleweed blowing down the hall, everyone dissapeared.
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I think GFY needs a new rule. No bragging about boob size unless you're willing to back it up with pics. Naked pics. No pics of boobs in shirts or boobs in sweaters. |
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