Ode to the Show - GoFuckYourself.com

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 10:54 AM

The big one comes but twice a year,
and once again the time is here.

Many head off to Internext,
Some look forward to all that sex.

It's all in fun, and business I guess,
I'm jealous a bit, I have to confess.

Have a great time, make deals galore,
Just don't fuck some dirty whore.

Party, have fun, but always keep tabs,
Don't want to wake naked, with boneprone's crabs.

To all of you going to the show ~ have a great time, be safe, be smart, and make it count.

foe · 08-07-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
The big one comes but twice a year,
and once again the time is here.

Many head off to Internext,
Some look forward to all that sex.

It's all in fun, and business I guess,
I'm jealous a bit, I have to confess.

Have a great time, make deals galore,
Just don't fuck some dirty whore.

Party, have fun, but always keep tabs,
Don't want to wake naked, with boneprone's crabs.

To all of you going to the show ~ have a great time, be safe, be smart, and make it count.

Nice

Dildozer · 08-07-2002, 11:06 AM

Theo · 08-07-2002, 11:17 AM

Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble
Mine just stay still in one place
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace

Sure boobs of my size have their merit
They're easy to fit with a bra
And when I go for a dip
You won't see one slip?out
They stay put?just where they are

And I'm not one to seek much attention
So you won't find me strutting about
In a boob tube that's trying
by gravity defying
to leave no room, not even for doubt

But I sure envy big breasted women
I've seen them at parties you know
With all confidence thrust
In their mighty big bust
Entrancing the men as they go

Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
That it's not all it's cracked up to be
She says in frustration
"Try to hold conversation
When there's only two things a guy sees"

Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
To, say thirty-six b or c
Would they still look so natural
And could I class them as collateral
Sorta like home improvements on me

Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
I've done quite a bit of research
As I try to keep abreast
In my mammary quest
I've found there's a bit to be learned

There's questions that need to be answered
Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
I can have nipples bigger
But somehow I figured
That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep

Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute

Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
There's much I'd aspire to do
I could feed many babies
When I was lactating
And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru

In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
They could 'see' if they had it too low
And if I stood outside
My breasts pumped up with pride
Police'd use me to stop traffic flow

Well you can see I've a lot to consider
For the big plunge, I need some more time
So I'll keep you updated
But for now they're just fated
To stay as they are for a while

And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
For he loves each and every little?bit
He says "stay as you are
You're the most beautiful by far"
As he gazes into my eyes?not my tits

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 11:23 AM

YaY! I like that poem, too bad I have really big tits

Theo · 08-07-2002, 11:28 AM

i found it on funnypoets.com

12clicks · 08-07-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
YaY! I like that poem, too bad I have really big tits

prove it

Evil Chris · 08-07-2002, 11:34 AM

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her c*u*n*t would not freeze.

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
prove it

C'mere and make me!

12clicks · 08-07-2002, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

C'mere and make me!

oh, I aughta.

Muffy · 08-07-2002, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

To all of you going to the show ~ have a great time, be safe, be smart, and make it count.

Are you not going? I thought that GFY was having a party there?

revbuddylove · 08-07-2002, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffy

Are you not going? I thought that GFY was having a party there?

Some of us had stay behind and mind the shop.

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 11:44 AM

It's okay buddy, come sit with me and we'll cry together...

Cheshire · 08-07-2002, 02:27 PM

As webmasters everywhere lay down to bed,
visions of their favorite stars dance in their head.

The time has come so very near,
Santa Porn will soon be here.

Mia_Sweet · 08-07-2002, 02:56 PM

I wish I could have gone to the show. I came in to work today and i could almost picture tumbleweed blowing down the hall, everyone dissapeared.
I feel very left out.......

Oh well, maybe next year

Evil Chris · 08-07-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
As webmasters everywhere lay down to bed,
visions of their favorite stars dance in their head.

The time has come so very near,
Santa Porn will soon be here.

Oh no... please don't make me even *think* about Xmas yet...
arrrrrg!

FATPad · 08-07-2002, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
YaY! I like that poem, too bad I have really big tits

Pics.

I think GFY needs a new rule. No bragging about boob size unless you're willing to back it up with pics. Naked pics. No pics of boobs in shirts or boobs in sweaters.

08-07-2002, 10:54 AM	#1
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Ode to the Show The big one comes but twice a year, and once again the time is here. Many head off to Internext, Some look forward to all that sex. It's all in fun, and business I guess, I'm jealous a bit, I have to confess. Have a great time, make deals galore, Just don't fuck some dirty whore. Party, have fun, but always keep tabs, Don't want to wake naked, with boneprone's crabs. To all of you going to the show ~ have a great time, be safe, be smart, and make it count. __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-07-2002, 11:06 AM	#3
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08-07-2002, 11:23 AM	#5
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	YaY! I like that poem, too bad I have really big tits __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-07-2002, 11:34 AM	#8
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY* chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

08-07-2002, 11:44 AM	#13
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	It's okay buddy, come sit with me and we'll cry together... __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-07-2002, 11:17 AM	#4
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble Mine just stay still in one place In the breast hall of fame You won't see my name For my boobs there would be a disgrace Sure boobs of my size have their merit They're easy to fit with a bra And when I go for a dip You won't see one slip?out They stay put?just where they are And I'm not one to seek much attention So you won't find me strutting about In a boob tube that's trying by gravity defying to leave no room, not even for doubt But I sure envy big breasted women I've seen them at parties you know With all confidence thrust In their mighty big bust Entrancing the men as they go Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy That it's not all it's cracked up to be She says in frustration "Try to hold conversation When there's only two things a guy sees" Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them To, say thirty-six b or c Would they still look so natural And could I class them as collateral Sorta like home improvements on me Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly I've done quite a bit of research As I try to keep abreast In my mammary quest I've found there's a bit to be learned There's questions that need to be answered Like cleavage, how wide and how deep I can have nipples bigger But somehow I figured That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome I'd buy a bright red bathing suit On the beach I would run In slow motion for fun To show off my best attribute Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity There's much I'd aspire to do I could feed many babies When I was lactating And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning They could 'see' if they had it too low And if I stood outside My breasts pumped up with pride Police'd use me to stop traffic flow Well you can see I've a lot to consider For the big plunge, I need some more time So I'll keep you updated But for now they're just fated To stay as they are for a while And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me For he loves each and every little?bit He says "stay as you are You're the most beautiful by far" As he gazes into my eyes?not my tits

08-07-2002, 11:28 AM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i found it on funnypoets.com

08-07-2002, 02:27 PM	#14
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	As webmasters everywhere lay down to bed, visions of their favorite stars dance in their head. The time has come so very near, Santa Porn will soon be here.

08-07-2002, 02:56 PM	#15
Mia_Sweet Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 1	I wish I could have gone to the show. I came in to work today and i could almost picture tumbleweed blowing down the hall, everyone dissapeared. I feel very left out....... Oh well, maybe next year