Have you ever asked yourself what jesus would do ?

I ask what would Jack Daniels Do?

It works out better in the long run when designing for porn.

Nope, not really...

Ask Donny though....

Nope, never ever.

I ask him all the time but I can't understand Spanish.

True story:

First real job out of college was working as a Y2K documentation specialist at a high-risk auto insurance company as a temp. Was hired on as a junior web developer working with Lotus Notes. Went through one boss and then the final one who wore a "WWJD" bracelet.

Long story short, I got an email from a former college professor asking if I'd want to work where he was working: the dot.com addy of his email led me to a public company working in adult. When I gave my letter of resignation to the current WWJD boss, he tried the "you'll go to hell" stuff on me. Plus a nice raise.

I sat there. Thoughts of a place hopefully more fun than where I was at, helped. Thoughts of playing pocket pool as a child while looking over all those cute girls in the crowd during mass when I was an alter boy... that's what sealed the deal -- I'd get to see them all growed up and naked.

So I think: If Jesus was in my situation, he would have done what I did; quit unhappy job and get one where there's nekkid chicks to look at.

*shrug*

no, ofcourse not. i coudnt give a flying fuck about jesus - that religion shit is for suckers.

what kind of stupid question is that?

Jesus would write a letter to his esé.