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TheLegacy 02-28-2007 12:32 PM

what they found is a coffin with the name Jesus on it. 100 years from now they are going to find hotel sign in books with the name John Smith on it and think, "wow this dude is everywhere, like Jesus... All hail the John Smith who fucks more women in one night than all of us"

TheLegacy 02-28-2007 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lacerto (Post 11988553)
Jesus was a man, but he was not the son of god. There is no god. Something that doesnt exist cant have a son...

that is only one way of looking at it.

I happen to chose to believe in a God - makes more sense to me

jscott 02-28-2007 12:38 PM

Religion is the biggest business in the world, I dont believe mostly everything from the "book" and Buddha, and Alla, etc etc

Christianity generates more profit than Walmart, Microsoft & and every oil company in the world combined

_Richard_ 02-28-2007 12:42 PM

it be interesting to know that part of our culture and find the descendants.. but on the other hand, maybe Jesus should just stay Jesus, and Heysoos should be left to dust

R

Brad 02-28-2007 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11988096)
I am not speaking LITERALLY about Jesus power, but Jesus(which is the BASIS of Christianity) still remains omnipotent in this day and age.
How would you know what is and isnt a problem for Christians? Christians have something called faith which you know very little about. It explains everything instantly without need for "physical scientific evidence".
See you are coming from the viewpoint of a "science" which is also a religion(but I digress thats another argument) and obviously you seem to think that with scientific evidence you can disband Christianity and make Christians atheists. What you fail to understand is that Christianity is such a perfect religion that nothing can physical can disprove it to its believers.
Learn what faith is and what it means then continue this conversation with me when you can acknowledge its power.

ok...I think faith is merely believing in something that cannot be proven to you with empirical or physical evidence. If you think just because people don't subscribe to a religion they don't know what faith is then you are sorely mistaken. You cannot see, touch, or smell a feeling you have like love, but you still believe in it. With respect to your science as a religion comment, I'd like to see you qualify that statement without talking about scientology. Science exists because there are many questions that religion has failed to answer and I'm not just talking about Christianity here. Without science and the scientific method we would not know much about anything and we would probably still be dying in our 20's or 30's. Where would our society be without the advancement of science and technology?

I almost fell off my chair when I read; "Christians have something called faith which you know very little about. It explains everything instantly without need for physical scientific evidence". What is explained to you? Does it not bother you that there are other religions out there that contradict what you know to be "absolute truth"? How do you explain this phenomenon?

I'm not going to sit here and bash religion or Christianity because I'm not that kind of a guy. I understand where you are coming...Just because I do not subscribe to it does not mean that I don't understand its utility. If you believe in something, then great for you, I am happy for you that you have something fulfilling in your life. But please do not be that guy or girl that has to convince everyone else that they are wrong because they don't have the same beliefs as you do.

Brad 02-28-2007 12:56 PM

why does it always post double for me?

wizhard 02-28-2007 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11988096)
I am not speaking LITERALLY about Jesus power, but Jesus(which is the BASIS of Christianity) still remains omnipotent in this day and age.
How would you know what is and isnt a problem for Christians? Christians have something called faith which you know very little about. It explains everything instantly without need for "physical scientific evidence".
See you are coming from the viewpoint of a "science" which is also a religion(but I digress thats another argument) and obviously you seem to think that with scientific evidence you can disband Christianity and make Christians atheists. What you fail to understand is that Christianity is such a perfect religion that nothing can physical can disprove it to its believers.
Learn what faith is and what it means then continue this conversation with me when you can acknowledge its power.


OK, probably best if I take this in sections again.

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I am not speaking LITERALLY about Jesus power, but Jesus(which is the BASIS of Christianity) still remains omnipotent in this day and age.
Sorry but again utterly wrong here. The basis or roots of Christianity can be traced back much earlier than the time of Jesus Christ and the advent of the Christian church.

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How would you know what is and isnt a problem for Christians?
You only have to talk to them to see that sadly many of them seem to have an affliction to anything that contradicts anything that they have convinced themselves of.

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Christians have something called faith which you know very little about. It explains everything instantly without need for "physical scientific evidence".
Oh I have faith my friend, but not in the blind, lazy, arrogant type so many ignorant people choose to posses rather than enrich themselves with truth.

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See you are coming from the viewpoint of a "science" which is also a religion(but I digress thats another argument) and obviously you seem to think that with scientific evidence you can disband Christianity and make Christians atheists. What you fail to understand is that Christianity is such a perfect religion that nothing can physical can disprove it to its believers.
Well again I think you are letting your imagination run away with itself here. I couldn't care less what Christians choose to become or not become, but I do think that it's high time that the Christain church started to treat their belivers in a more honest and grown up way.

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What you fail to understand is that Christianity is such a perfect religion that nothing can physical can disprove it to its believers.
And that is one sad inditement on the christian mindset.

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Learn what faith is and what it means then continue this conversation with me when you can acknowledge its power.
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Knowlege = Power

Faith = So often a dangerous substitute for knowledge

Lacerto 02-28-2007 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 11988587)
that is only one way of looking at it.

I happen to chose to believe in a God - makes more sense to me

How does an imaginary friend make more sense?

spacedog 02-28-2007 01:12 PM

I wonder what Donny thinks about all this.

Would be another perspective to hear his take on all this.

Splum 02-28-2007 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11988287)
FAITH, n.
Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Nice try, but here how about a little more reputable source than the devils dictionary lol.

Faith
1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See synonyms at belief, trust.
3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one's supporters.
4. often Faith Christianity. The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God's will.
5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.
6. A set of principles or beliefs.

notabook 02-28-2007 01:14 PM

There is but one god and his name is Archiot.

ADL Colin 02-28-2007 01:17 PM

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ADL Colin 02-28-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11988794)
Nice try, but here how about a little more reputable source than the devils dictionary lol.

Faith
1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See synonyms at belief, trust.
3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one's supporters.
4. often Faith Christianity. The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God's will.
5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.
6. A set of principles or beliefs.

I have more faith in Bierce's definition

Splum 02-28-2007 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11988731)
Sorry but again utterly wrong here. The basis or roots of Christianity can be traced back much earlier than the time of Jesus Christ and the advent of the Christian church.

Uhm Christianity is named "Christianity" for a reason lol. THE CHRIST. Yes there were "religions" before Jesus but Jesus "started" Christianity.


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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11988731)
You only have to talk to them to see that sadly many of them seem to have an affliction to anything that contradicts anything that they have convinced themselves of.

That would entirely be your opinion. I know MANY Christians that are much happier than most normal people.



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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11988731)
Oh I have faith my friend, but not in the blind, lazy, arrogant type so many ignorant people choose to posses rather than enrich themselves with truth.

Actually I would argue having faith in Christianity is absolutely not lazy its very "hard" to logically comprehend the religion on that level. Ignorance to science maybe but not ignorance in general. You paint with a wide brush here, there are many who believe in Christianity with a higher intellect than both you and I.

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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11988731)
Well again I think you are letting your imagination run away with itself here. I couldn't care less what Christians choose to become or not become, but I do think that it's high time that the Christain church started to treat their belivers in a more honest and grown up way.

YOU think its high time? Who made you a God? They already have a God why would they listen to what someone as obviously irrelevant as you would say? I dont mean that as a personal attack but trust me you will never be an authority on the subject.

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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11988731)
Knowlege = Power - Faith = So often a dangerous substitute for knowledge

So POWER is the goal we should all strive to achieve in our lives?

Also I find it extremely offensive that you think Christianity(and to a more general extent religion) is a bad thing that should be "destroyed".

1. Half of the world believe in Jesus, One third of the world believes in Christianity.
2. Science is a MAN MADE religion as well, we come to conclusions according to laws and measurements that were made BY MAN.
3. Science has yet to prove there is no "creator".
4. Prove to me that science can explain the creation of the universe.

wizhard 02-28-2007 02:21 PM

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Uhm Christianity is named "Christianity" for a reason lol. THE CHRIST. Yes there were "religions" before Jesus but Jesus "started" Christianity.
Yes, Christianity does have that name for a reason. It comes from the Greek term "Christos" which means, ( roughly translated from the old Greek ), " One who is annointed with sacred oil" .Jesus Christ, ( or to give him his proper title - Jesus the Christ), was one of a select band who had been annoited with sacred oil by preists after they were satisfied he had attained a certain level of knowledge and spiritual enlightenment. Two other figures from the time of JC who were probably annointed in such a way were Simon Magus and John the Baptist.

Although JC's religious sect was primarily that of the Essene's Many of the teachings and strictures of JC can be reliably traced back to several sources including ancient Egypt, the far East and India. As I stated earlier in this thread he allmost certainly was privaledged enough to be the recipient of an exceptional education in wisdom and esoteric subjects, but he wasn't the only one.

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Actually I would argue having faith in Christianity is absolutely not lazy its very "hard" to logically comprehend the religion on that level. Ignorance to science maybe but not ignorance in general. You paint with a wide brush here, there are many who believe in Christianity with a higher intellect than both you and I.
Yes of course there is, but lets not forget there are plenty of those same high intellectuals that also disagree.

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YOU think its high time? Who made you a God? They already have a God why would they listen to what someone as obviously irrelevant as you would say? I dont mean that as a personal attack but trust me you will never be an authority on the subject.
What are you talking about now ? - I merely stated my opinion and LOL, did'nt bother God in any way. "Never be an authority on the subject".........LOL, now who's playing God ?

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So POWER is the goal we should all strive to achieve in our lives?
For me no. Enlightenment through knowledge is my goal.

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Also I find it extremely offensive that you think Christianity(and to a more general extent religion) is a bad thing that should be "destroyed".
Now you are becoming delusional - were in any of my posts do I make such a arrogant claim ?

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2. Science is a MAN MADE religion as well, we come to conclusions according to laws and measurements that were made BY MAN.
Science gives us the why's and wherefore's - everything has to work somehow. It is religion that can often give us the wide brush strokes.

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Science has yet to prove there is no "creator".
Well not really. Modern science is actualy leading toward a theory that there was a "creator" of the unverse.

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Prove to me that science can explain the creation of the universe.
Strange. you seem to be ridiculing the scientific approach at one moment and then in the next asking it to give you answers.

ADL Colin 03-01-2007 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11988882)
Yes there were "religions" before Jesus but Jesus "started" Christianity.

I think wizhard is referring to the elements of other religions that seemed to be borrowed and imposed on top of Christianity.

Quick overview: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CffC1S6tgfw

jdc 03-01-2007 04:37 AM

I do believe on Jesus Christ...

ADL Colin 03-01-2007 04:54 AM

He is the Son of God who is born to a virgin on the 25th of December before three shepherds. He is a prophet who offers his followers the chance to be born again through the rites of baptism. He is a wonderworker who raises the dead and miraculously turns water into wine at a marriage ceremony. He is God incarnate who dies at Easter, through crucifixion, but who resurrects on the third day. He is a savior who offers his followers redemption through partaking in a meal of bread and wine, symbolic of his body and blood.


His name? Osiris.

Linkster 03-01-2007 08:01 AM

I know you were just funnin - but the hilarious part of all of this shit is that jesus wasnt even born in Dec - the celebration on Dec 25th was a Pagan rite based on the birthday of Mithras the Persian Sun god - the church just changed in around 300 ad
It was even outlawed in the early USA (the Puritans) to celebrate Dec 25th as "christmas" due to the pagan connotations

the whole thing makes for a nice fable and tale for those that cant handle life on their own - I guess some feeble minded people need something to hold onto to make their life worthwhile?

wizhard 03-01-2007 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11992294)
I think wizhard is referring to the elements of other religions that seemed to be borrowed and imposed on top of Christianity.

Quick overview: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CffC1S6tgfw


Yes you are quite right colin. It's also quite interesting to see how all the major religions of the world have points of commonality between them to such a degree that it's highly probable that they all stemmed from the same root.

wizhard 03-01-2007 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11992560)
He is the Son of God who is born to a virgin on the 25th of December before three shepherds. He is a prophet who offers his followers the chance to be born again through the rites of baptism. He is a wonderworker who raises the dead and miraculously turns water into wine at a marriage ceremony. He is God incarnate who dies at Easter, through crucifixion, but who resurrects on the third day. He is a savior who offers his followers redemption through partaking in a meal of bread and wine, symbolic of his body and blood.


His name? Osiris.


Yes, the parralels between Egytpian mythology and Christianity are quite startelling, LOL, I wonder how many christians realise that the "Amen" they intone at the end of their prayers is actually an intonement to the Egyptian sun God Amen-Ra ?

Azoy? 03-01-2007 03:19 PM

are we still talking about this bastard who had a whore for a mom ?
drop it and move on to something more important in life like how we bring home the troops from the middle east back home as they are there because of the ego of so called president called George Bush A/K/A THE BIG ASSHOLE IN WASHINGTON

chupacabra 03-01-2007 03:40 PM

christianity is a blight upon the face of the earth, along w/ most* other organized religions imo... control system for the weak minded. according to your numbers your in good company splum..

Z 03-01-2007 04:12 PM

I have no doubt that "Jesus" existed. But the rest of the story is either pure fantasy, rumors or propaganda spread by politicians and eventually, religions.

Finding his grave is perfectly reasonable and using it to tear down organized Christianity gives me a woody.

he-fox 03-01-2007 05:40 PM

It was already proven that was a bullshit.

Marketing stunt James Cameron style.

jalami 03-01-2007 05:48 PM

No matter what happens, JesusBucks is still the best performing program ever devised. Been around forever, great payoffs (who can say no to eternal life in heaven?)... not to mention the high "conversion" and retention rates! Where do I signup to promote?

wizhard 03-01-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 11996139)
I have no doubt that "Jesus" existed. But the rest of the story is either pure fantasy, rumors or propaganda spread by politicians and eventually, religions.

Finding his grave is perfectly reasonable and using it to tear down organized Christianity gives me a woody.


Yes, one of the main problems religious historians have faced over the last 30 years or so is the unwillingness of the Catholic church to give them access to the material that they undoubtedly possess that could help them build an more accurate history of the life of JC.

Thankfully, ( and much to the annoyance of the church ), enought reliable sources have been found outside the church's control to enable them to allmost complete the task and in the procces nailing many of the cynical lies the church has been peddling for centuries.

Porn Farmer 03-01-2007 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 11987583)
There was a person named Jesus, and he was put up on a cross, and he did have followers. There is proof of that.

There is? Please elaborate.

Some Guy 03-01-2007 11:17 PM

There's no doubt in my mind that "Yahshua" (Jesus) was an actual person. However, I definitely do not believe he was the savior of mankind or the "son of God." He was probably just some delusional megalomaniac. Hell, in the Bible it even states that some of his followers began to think he was just some crazy guy and stopped following him completely.

That being said, I doubt the bones they've supposedly found are really his. I very highly doubt that it's a scam by James Cameron to make money, though. I mean, really, come on. The guy's already rich beyond belief. The thought of him concocting this story to make a few extra bucks is laughable.

CaptainHowdy 03-02-2007 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11988821)

ROFL! I'am a Pastafarian too!

Doctor Dre 03-02-2007 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpacedDog (Post 11986683)
No. Jesus is pure fiction.

Actually when you look at all the historical facts and the stories, lots of them have actually happened.

ADL Colin 03-02-2007 03:05 AM

Interesting that no one in here said "I think this *IS* the "real Jesus" they have found. No believers?

Sami(a)Kingdollars 03-02-2007 03:23 AM

Anything that restricts you from self-actualisation is bad, but I am really glad that the people who follow realigion actually then try to keep to the code. It would be more dangerous over here if that bunch would have the ability of "individual thinking" Amen.

JFK 03-02-2007 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 11988725)
why does it always post double for me?

Jesus wanted it that way,Bless you:pimp
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...7/Q/z02858.jpg

wizhard 03-02-2007 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11999198)
Interesting that no one in here said "I think this *IS* the "real Jesus" they have found. No believers?

I belive that there is *some* possibility that these remains are that of JC and his family but there's also some evidence to suggest that ....

A. After JC's death Mary Magdelane, ( who was undoubtedly the wife of JC ),fled to the south of France

B. JC's uncle, Joseph of Aramathea, fled to England with JC's son shortly after his death

C. The Templars found JC's remains in the middle ages and brought them back to Europe with them, ( again the south of France figures in this theory ).


So for now I belive that this find is just another possibility and untill it can be proven beyond reasonable doubt it should be treat as such.

wizhard 03-02-2007 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 11999198)
Interesting that no one in here said "I think this *IS* the "real Jesus" they have found. No believers?

I belive that there is *some* possibility that these remains are that of JC and his family but there's also some evidence to suggest that ....

A. After JC's death Mary Magdelane, ( who was undoubtedly the wife of JC ),fled to the south of France

B. JC's uncle, Joseph of Aramathea, fled to England with JC's son shortly after his death

C. The Templars found JC's remains in the middle ages and brought them back to Europe with them, ( again the south of France figures in this theory ).


So for now I belive that this find is just another possibility and untill it can be proven beyond reasonable doubt it should be treat as such.

wizhard 03-02-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11998813)
Actually when you look at all the historical facts and the stories, lots of them have actually happened.


Yes, very true.

If you ever fancy digging a little deeper into the life of JC get yourself a copy of Jesus - the last of the pharos by Ralph Ellis as a good starting point. :thumbsup

wizhard 03-02-2007 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 11998188)
There is? Please elaborate.


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If you ever fancy digging a little deeper into the life of JC get yourself a copy of Jesus - the last of the pharos by Ralph Ellis as a good starting point.
LOL, sorry to repeat myself :winkwink:

Abithefiend 03-02-2007 11:06 AM

I think that Jesus existed.. I do. But I believe in those times he was blown all out of context...they figured a guy who could do more than most was something really amazing...but then in those days they probably didn't think space travel was possible.
I think Heaven is a place people fantasize about cos they are afraid that when you die there is nothing else. Nothing. Just blackness and nothingness. But hey, what the hell do I know, I haven't died yet. I could be wrong.
I believe in science though. I don't believe that when we all die we go to some amazing beautiful place called heaven. I believe we dont know anything when we die just like we dont know anything before we were even born.
Just my two cents. People want to think when we die everything is perfect and wonderful. I mean, how many believe that those suicide bombers live in paradise with Allah?

Nysus 03-02-2007 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11987605)
Regardless of what you think you are in the minority because 2000+ years later half the population on this planet believe in him in a religious context. Simply put there are many geniuses around the world with intellects far superior to any of you that believe in Jesus.
Whatever you think or believe it doesnt matter because Jesus is greater and more powerful than any of us, whether he be mere mortal or not is not the question he still shapes this planet this very day.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/worldrel.gif

I believe he was a real man just like Santa was based off of a real man. I'm not Catholic though, I do enjoy Christmas though. :)


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