30 Things you'll never hear a woman say: - GoFuckYourself.com

Cheshire · 08-06-2002, 12:12 PM

But in my case there are a few of these I actually WOULD be heard saying...

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.

14. You are so much smarter than my father.

15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

21. I'll be out painting the house.

22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.

23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

25. Your mother is way better than mine.

26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.

28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

Krome · 08-06-2002, 12:16 PM

31. Krome that was amazing, your fourth great performance today. Can we go again as I love it when you give me a facial?

SleazyDream · 08-06-2002, 12:20 PM

I wish I had a hearing problem, then all I'd have to do is turn off my hearing aid.

hahmike · 08-06-2002, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Krome
31. Krome that was amazing, your fourth great performance today. Can we go again as I love it when you give me a facial?

correction:

<b><i>31. Krome that was amazing, your fourth great performance today. Can we go again as I love it when you give me a facial?</i></b>

Cheshire · 08-06-2002, 12:29 PM

Aaaaahahaha!

HQ · 08-06-2002, 12:40 PM

You're a gem!

Pornwolf · 08-06-2002, 12:47 PM

Gimmie 2. , 10. , & 29. and we have a deal!

Cheshire · 08-06-2002, 01:21 PM

I would never say #2 because I don't like to mix business with Pleasure

Cheshire · 08-06-2002, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
But you would bring a stripper over to your bf's house if she did not work with you?

If she was hot, and I wanted to play ~ Absolutely!

Pornwolf · 08-06-2002, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

If she was hot, and I wanted to play ~ Absolutely!

...And people wonder why I like this girl!

Paul Markham · 08-06-2002, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Gimmie 2. , 10. , & 29. and we have a deal!

Something I always hear;
[b][i]Give me 69 and we have a deal.

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 02:23 PM

those were all pretty good!
a few of those my wife does say-do which was kinda strange, but it was a great list!

Honeyslut · 08-06-2002, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf

...And people wonder why I like this girl!

Cause she works for the owner of the board ?

Cheshire · 08-06-2002, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Cause she works for the owner of the board ?

Hmm, you're quickly proving yourself an exception to a rule honeyslut... I always thought women over high school age are too smart to sink to the level of degrading other women in a desperate attempt for male attention.

cold_ice · 08-06-2002, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

Hmm, you're quickly proving yourself an exception to a rule honeyslut... I always thought women over high school age are too smart to sink to the level of degrading other women in a desperate attempt for male attention.

OUCH!

cold_ice · 08-06-2002, 05:41 PM

OKAY the best one is #1. The shopping and always changing hair sytle doing her nails and shit like this is all good, but why do all women whine. Besides every time you ladies change your hair and do your nails its almost like getting a new girl (but then you guys speak and ruin it for us).

FATPad · 08-06-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
But in my case there are a few of these I actually WOULD
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

bleh.

Pornwolf · 08-06-2002, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut

Cause she works for the owner of the board ?

???

I only kiss ass for potential ass! Not for a GFY sweatshirt! LOL The cat is fine!

08-06-2002, 12:20 PM	#3
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08-06-2002, 12:29 PM	#5
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08-06-2002, 01:21 PM	#8
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I would never say #2 because I don't like to mix business with Pleasure __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-06-2002, 02:23 PM	#12
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	those were all pretty good! a few of those my wife does say-do which was kinda strange, but it was a great list! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-06-2002, 12:12 PM	#1
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	30 Things you'll never hear a woman say: But in my case there are a few of these I actually *WOULD* be heard saying... 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 4. Bar food again! Kick ass. 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. *8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?* *9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.* *10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.* 11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. 14. You are so much smarter than my father. *15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.* *16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?* 17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. *18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.* 19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. *20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.* 21. I'll be out painting the house. 22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. *23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!* 24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 25. Your mother is way better than mine. 26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something. 27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire. 28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours. __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-06-2002, 12:16 PM	#2
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	31. Krome that was amazing, your fourth great performance today. Can we go again as I love it when you give me a facial?

08-06-2002, 12:40 PM	#6
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	You're a gem!

08-06-2002, 12:47 PM	#7
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Gimmie 2. , 10. , & 29. and we have a deal!

08-06-2002, 05:41 PM	#16
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	OKAY the best one is #1. The shopping and always changing hair sytle doing her nails and shit like this is all good, but why do all women whine. Besides every time you ladies change your hair and do your nails its almost like getting a new girl (but then you guys speak and ruin it for us).