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SpacedDog 02-26-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977064)
Fuck off douchebag.. you're too much of a pussy to post under your real nic.
learn how to spell while you're at it too you illiterate fuck.


Whoopdefuckingdoo.. I mistakenly typed IE instead of windows XP you asshat. :321GFY :321GFY

At any rate, I am right, so again, fuck off loser.

No, you are fucking wrong as you always are. You are the equivalent of a rotten grapefruit sitting curbside in the afternoon summer sun. You have no purpose here. You ATTEMPT to feed off of other's knowledge but that can be quite hard when you have the mental capacity of of moss covered rock.

You have tried and failed, tried and failed, again and again. It's time to move on buddy. This is not your game. Sit back take a deep breath and repeat these letters after me

B - U - R - G - E - R K - I - N - G!

spacedog 02-26-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SpacedDog (Post 11977132)
No, you are fucking wrong as you always are. You are the equivalent of a rotten grapefruit sitting curbside in the afternoon summer sun. You have no purpose here. You ATTEMPT to feed off of other's knowledge but that can be quite hard when you have the mental capacity of of moss covered rock.

You have tried and failed, tried and failed, again and again. It's time to move on buddy. This is not your game. Sit back take a deep breath and repeat these letters after me

B - U - R - G - E - R K - I - N - G!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


You really are illiterate.. Look at the replies backing my claims moron.. How am I wrong?

Failed? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I think not douchebag..

SpacedDog 02-26-2007 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977168)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You really are illiterate.. Look at the replies backing my claims moron.. How am I wrong?

Failed? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I think not douchebag..

Illiterate? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Best you got fat man? You will end of killing yourself cooking a Pop Tart some day and we will all laugh our asses off.

TheJimmy 02-26-2007 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays (Post 11977121)
...active links in msn and the traffic is a trickle... all traffic is welcomed though however.


agreed...

however, unless Google gets moving on backing an alternate OS....MS will always be in the position to take a large chunk of that market for obvious reasons...actually surprised MS has taken so long in capturing a larger chunk of the search market...

tranza 02-26-2007 02:07 PM

ALL Internet Explorers 7.0 here in Brazil come with a Live.com tool bar now.

There's no doubt there are going to get a huge share of the Search Engine market.

Dirty F 02-26-2007 02:09 PM

Spacedog, this industry isnt for you. You should know that now after all these years and retarded thread after retarded thread. Everybody who has seen your posts can tell you that. You arent a bad person you just are very, very simple. Hey, nothing wrong with that but just accept it and find some easy 9-5 job somewhere instead of wasting your and our time on this board.

spacedog 02-26-2007 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11977247)
Spacedog, this industry isnt for you. You should know that now after all these years and retarded thread after retarded thread. Everybody who has seen your posts can tell you that. You arent a bad person you just are very, very simple. Hey, nothing wrong with that but just accept it and find some easy 9-5 job somewhere instead of wasting your and our time on this board.

Go suck Jace's cock twinkie :321GFY

LOL.. Looks like you're the idiot, because I am 100% right & you fucking hate that..

You're nothing but a troll, a trash talking twink with a big mouth who lives for nothing but trashing people & trolling..


You're nothing to me but a piece of shit that needs to be flushed down the toilet. Your opinion means jack diddly fucking sqaut to me & I am going NOWHERE!

On another note you fucking twink, seems to me that I'm doing much better than you :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Dirty F 02-26-2007 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977459)
On another note you fucking twink, seems to me that I'm doing much better than you :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY


With what? Posting idiotic self ownage threads on gfy all the time? :1orglaugh

Dude, you should print your threads and sell them as a book. It would be a comedy best seller :1orglaugh

Just the thread where you "owned" an icq bot alone would be enough to sell the book.

Fucking simpleton :1orglaugh

spacedog 02-26-2007 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11977487)
With what? Posting idiotic self ownage threads on gfy all the time? :1orglaugh

Dude, you should print your threads and sell them as a book. It would be a comedy best seller :1orglaugh

Just the thread where you "owned" an icq bot alone would be enough to sell the book.

Fucking simpleton :1orglaugh

WHOOPDEFUCKINGDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I chatted with a fucking bot 7 years ago, WHOOPDEFUCKINGDOO!!!!!!!!!!



anyway, shouldn't you be shooting another bag into your arm before heading to the redlight district to suck some cock?

Angelo22 02-26-2007 02:47 PM

But with all the people who are still using old versions, google will keep on being used, not to mention that not many will want vista seeing the mysterious rumors about it being uber-anti-piraty

BVF 02-26-2007 02:55 PM

Yahoo is the default search box in my yahoo toolbar...However, I still take the time out to type in google when I want to search...ONLY if I want something quick that can be found by any search engine will I type into the yahoo box.

Dirty F 02-26-2007 02:56 PM

If it was just one thread spacedog...we all make stupid mistakes sometimes but over and over again your proven us to be a total joke. The biggest joke on this board. About 1/3 of all threads you start end up in serious self ownage and 3 pages of people laughing at you and your never ending stupidity. Want me to bump a few? I could fill the mainpage with them.

spacedog 02-26-2007 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11977559)
If it was just one thread spacedog...we all make stupid mistakes sometimes but over and over again your proven us to be a total joke. The biggest joke on this board. About 1/3 of all threads you start end up in serious self ownage and 3 pages of people laughing at you and your never ending stupidity. Want me to bump a few? I could fill the mainpage with them.

How did I own myself in this thread? Explain it to me twinkie.. remember, I'm simple.. lol.. I see most people agreeing to my logic here and I also see that you have a problem with that.

GoLiaT 02-26-2007 02:59 PM

msn is nothing but the nets biggest collection of spam and virus pages
i have never found something i was looking for using msn

google and yahoo still kicks ass... :2 cents:

Waveu6410 02-26-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11974941)
Optimize your sites for MSN & fuck google!!

Do it now & thank me later.. Forget about google & start focusing on MSN right fucking now!!!!! Just fucking do it!

I optimized my sites for MSN a couple years ago and even bought into their BCentral service only to find out MSN DOESN"T EXCEPT ADULT SITES! So have fun :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

teksonline 02-26-2007 03:01 PM

http://www.ampland.com/msie7.html

spacedog 02-26-2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Waveu6410 (Post 11977575)
I optimized my sites for MSN a couple years ago and even bought into their BCentral service only to find out MSN DOESN"T EXCEPT ADULT SITES! So have fun :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OH MY GOD..

http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...n-US&form=QBRE

starting with listing #4 & going down.. OH NO.. That can't be fucking porn, CAN IT :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty F 02-26-2007 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977569)
How did I own myself in this thread?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I can see now how you think you arent stupid hahaha oh man...

Waveu6410 02-26-2007 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977588)
OH MY GOD..

http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...n-US&form=QBRE

starting with listing #4 & going down.. OH NO.. That can't be fucking porn, CAN IT :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ok maybe times have changed :1orglaugh

spacedog 02-26-2007 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by teksonline (Post 11977580)

Don't know why ampland isn't, but hun is.

http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...n-US&form=QBNO

Martin3 02-26-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11977588)
OH MY GOD..

http://search.live.com/results.aspx?...n-US&form=QBRE

starting with listing #4 & going down.. OH NO.. That can't be fucking porn, CAN IT :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes, lets all optimize for a search engine that displays fgdc.gov as the NUMBER 1 listing for "free porn" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

starpimps 02-26-2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11975072)
yes, everyone stop listing their sites in google, in fact, use a robots.txt file to tell google to fuck off

do it now!

yeah jace you have it right
everyone just fuck google....:thumbsup

cones 02-26-2007 03:17 PM

you gotta admit that thread where spacedog was arguing with an ICQ bot was FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!

pocketkangaroo 02-26-2007 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 11975623)
Well, true that people aren't going to see astronomical changes in search volume, but from where I'm looking at this, those people searching via msn or live.com are potentially NEW users that are not savvy in finding free porn, thus increasing your sales potential.

When you think about it.. take Joe Schmoe who's been around for awhile.. say he get's a new PC because he needs one, but he's not going to change his habits, he'll keep using google, maybe even opt to downgrade to IE because maybe he don't like VISTA.. ok..

Next we have Joe Blow.. he's a newb.. got himself a new pc.. learns to use VISTA.. uses the built in search.. finds some porn.. he don't know how to get it free.. he becomes a member,, :)


Oh & btw Dutch Twink Franck.. you know jack :321GFY Keep running your mouth twinkie because that's all you are, is a mouthy troll

I know where you're coming from, I just don't think it will have that much of an effect. It's a small percent of the population that is oblivious to what search engine they are using. MSN search was put into every download of IE7 and that didn't help its market share overall.

On paper it would look like Vista would be great news for MSN, but you have to factor in that most new computers have a deal with Google to make them their start page. I just bought a new Dell this past week and the homepage was preloaded to Google. Some ISPs like SBC preload Yahoo! already. If someone prefers Firefox, they're given the Google toolbar built in. There are just too many places out there that will find its way into the search path of an unsuspecting user.

But the biggest problem they have is they aren't a search destination. When you ask a novice about search engines, they'll say Google, Yahoo!, Ask, etc. Not many will say MSN search. They have no brand when it comes to it. Not to mention they don't have a good search engine at all. So until they can brand Live better, I don't see this being much more than a 1-2% marketshare increase (which they'll eventually lose after users become more savvy).

boneprone 02-26-2007 05:53 PM

We got the #1 spot for "free porn movies" on MSN..

And it aint bad.

dynastoned 02-26-2007 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 11975343)
You newbies had better pay attention. When Spacedog talks, the industry listens.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chaze 02-26-2007 06:06 PM

google
yahoo
msn

I stick with this priority.

bonkerz2007 02-26-2007 06:50 PM

msn searchers convert better (for me). people that are searching the web with a default SE probably don't know how to find alot of free porn.

baddog 02-26-2007 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11975072)
yes, everyone stop listing their sites in google, in fact, use a robots.txt file to tell google to fuck off

do it now!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 02-26-2007 07:43 PM

If being a moron were an Olympic sport, Spacedog would have a gold medal.

fr0gman 02-26-2007 08:57 PM

There are definitely some changes on the horizon. I have noticed some interesting trends coming form MSN over the last quarter. There has been some rumors over the last year and a half that suggest that MSN and Yahoo have been working on a collaboration. I am not sure if that is happening but it would appear that MSN is getting ready to make some major moves.

If you look at their new image index you can see that they have some strong kung fu. Their image index blows Google out of the water and if their new search technology follows suit they will capture a huge share of the search market.

Honestly it is about time for a shake-up in the search engine field. Google has help the lion's share for quite a long time and I agree that with Vista the average Joe surfer will take the path of least resistance and that path will lead to more traffic and more growth for live.com. Speaking of resistance, look for a huge Anti-trust battle between Google and Microsoft over Vista. Shipping a new product that results in a largely negative impact on a monolith like Google will cause some hair to fly.

With any major change in search engine technology there comes a change in SEO techniques. Does any one remember the Google of a few years back? How about the scramble to adjust the the changes?

My point here is that with time ALL search methods will change and with them the strategies and techniques associated with being productive will change. I remember a day when SEO meant stuffing as many keywords as you possibly could into any place on the page but that changed and with it SEO changed. As long as we are talking about new and interesting search technologies I might as well mention what I think is the new wave of site optimization. I am sure that I will get lambasted for SPAMMING by those of you who have forgotten that this is an industry board and not a social network. If you are one of those people please stop reading this post right now. I do not want to take away from your "play time". Now, the rest of you that would actually like to learn something that will earn you money and keep you competitive in the changing face of search technology keep reading.

First, let me preface by saying that this is not my program. I was fortunate enough to be invited to a tele-conference a few nights ago by one of the best mainstream affiliate aggregations companies and after the call I emailed, Colin the author of this program and asked him a few questions. He immediately called me at home and we had an hour-long conversation about things that I have been doing wrong for a very log time. I would venture to guess that most of you are doing the same things and while I have yet to digest all of the information I assure you that if you pass this opportunity by it will cost you thousands of dollars.

You see the interesting thing about Colin is that like most of us he learned by making mistakes and often getting ?slapped? by Google and watching his rankings fall like a lead balloon or worse disappear completely. He told me that once he stopped chasing the different ?holes? in the Google algorithm and adopted a much more holistic philosophy about search engine marketing that not only did his rankings improve but he was no longer worried about the effects of the next update. He said (and demonstrated) that his methods higher and more stable SERPs than he was ever getting before with exploiting holes in the algorithm. This kind of stability gives you profits and positioning better than anything that you could buy. Now, his methods are not just based on his own experiences but on extended communication with Matt Cutts.

I am not going to say anymore about this except to say that if you see the potential that is glaring in your face with the introduction of MSN?s new technology then you will want to read his report.

http://www.powerpagematrix.com/seo.html

spacedog 02-26-2007 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 11978967)
If being a moron were an Olympic sport, Spacedog would have a gold medal.

And I suppose you're one of those people that said exactly this same thing back in 2001 when I posted about how to make images & content show up on a cell phone & you all had your flames & bullshit then too.. but I was right.. Just as I am now.

octane 02-26-2007 09:12 PM

^ that site reads like a late night infomercial.. dr. ho would be proud

fr0gman 02-26-2007 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by octane (Post 11979263)
^ that site reads like a late night infomercial.. dr. ho would be proud

If you take a moment and stop...long enough to get past the presentation there really is a wealth of information in that book.

Colin also has a money back guarantee and I know that he is good for it.

Like with most things, some people will see it as a new opportunity to learn and refine and some will get bogged down in hyperbole.

Snake Doctor 02-26-2007 10:58 PM

The way I see it, MSN traffic is more juicy than google anyways, because those are the newbs who search from the address bar and shit like that.

However, if you had the knowledge and skill to make a few changes to a page and jump to #1 in MSN for your keywords, you're already doing it and this discussion is pointless anyways.

baddog 02-26-2007 11:05 PM

Well, all I can say is that we have #1 ranking on Google, Yahoo and MSN, and when I ask new clients how they found us, Google still reigns supreme.

Kimo 02-26-2007 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11975072)
yes, everyone stop listing their sites in google, in fact, use a robots.txt file to tell google to fuck off

do it now!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrChips 02-27-2007 10:03 AM

Can I add that IMHO, when people do searches on their new PC with Live.com, and then think "shit I dont use this, ill go to google" - then do the same search on google - I think a LOT of them will think "Fuckin hell that Live.com results page was a fucking 1000 times better than this google shyte" - and then they will go back to live.com.

alexg 02-27-2007 10:07 AM

obviously dumping google would be stupid, but anyone has an article about msn optimization?

CaptainAmerica 10-12-2008 03:06 PM

Another great fucking tip from Spacedog. I wonder how much msn traffic he is getting now. He must be making shitloads.


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