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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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I popped 2 Cialis by accident
I was gonna take my supplements and they look like Cialis. I realizdd I took the wrong thing and didn't realize
My cock is gonn a be hard now till thursday Fuckkkk |
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I accidentally ate an olive pip when I thought it was a peanut.
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Registered User
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good luck with that.
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Thanks, I'm gonna need it.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: London Town
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ready the lube.
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In a house.
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Maybe your nipple will get erect too. Good luck. Get an all you can fuck hooker and have a nice weekend.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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haha that sucks :P
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Disruptive Innovator
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Location: Vegas
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well you hve two options
1.) get some women over or 2.) goto www.voyeurz.tv and watch some FREE webcams, lol
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#9 |
Sick Fuck
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Do not wear tights in public next couple of days.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: SplitInfinity.com
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Youll be masturbating a couple of days!
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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Have yourself a camping week-end, since you'll be sleeping under a tent anyway.
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#12 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: MTL
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Nobody gives a fuck
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#13 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver BC
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That's the nice thing about Cialis, at least your cock will go down, and right back up instantly when you need it. Viagra I get an 8 hour "Hurt ON!"
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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"I took shrooms by accident"
I thought it was cocaine! |
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Too bad it wasn't ratpoison.
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lol tru dat
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#19 |
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i licked a pussy by accident
i thought i was sucking cock...oops |
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I'm here for SPORT
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my doc says if you take two and wack off your dick will explode
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I hope you got some loose pants to wear for a few days!
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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What happens if I overdose with Cialis?
Seek emergency medical attention if you think you have used too much of this medicine. Symptoms of a Cialis overdose may include chest pain, nausea, irregular heartbeat, and feeling light-headed or fainting. What are the possible side effects of Cialis? If you become dizzy or nauseated, or have pain, numbness, or tingling in your chest, arms, neck, or jaw during sexual activity, feel pain in your penis, or have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, stop and call your doctor right away. You could be having a serious side effect of Cialis. Stop using Cialis and get emergency medical help if you have sudden vision loss. Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; blindness, swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat. ADG Webmaster |
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I havnt had sex in over 2 months - get your ass over here and I will sort you out in 2 mins flat.
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#26 |
8.8.8.8
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go rub one out, ..repeat
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#27 |
Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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strap razors to your boots and go around being Ichi the Killer for two days.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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#29 |
lurker
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be careful hard for too long can damage your johnson.
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#30 |
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
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being a junkie isnt "an accident"
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#31 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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You should ask Mary34D to come over
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#32 |
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lol you should call a doctor
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#33 |
A freakin' legend!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
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Can you hold up a brick with it?
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