ICQ Spammers can be humorous sometimes

[NikKay]

salami (02:58 PM) :
hi. have a moment to talk business? we are looking for new partners for pay per install
Nikki (aka Dena) (02:58 PM) :
we dont partner on that kind of stuff
salami (02:59 PM) :
know anyone that does?
salami (02:59 PM) :
we do nothing harmful..just our .exe
salami (02:59 PM) :
we do not bundle
Nikki (aka Dena) (02:59 PM) :
Im sure lots of people do but I wouldnt have knowledge per company
salami (03:00 PM) :
know anyone specific that can get a lot of US installs?
salami (03:00 PM) :
we pay referral $ as well
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:02 PM) :
whats ur site?
salami (03:03 PM) :
do you know anyone?
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:03 PM) :
I know lots of people but I dont just recommend my friends to strangers
salami (03:04 PM) :
of course
salami (03:04 PM) :
www.XXXXX.net
salami (03:04 PM) :
we provide free games
salami (03:04 PM) :
and we are able to make private deals with people who know how to get a lot of installs (we like US the most but pay for most others)
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:07 PM) :
As a result of installing the Company's Software, you will see occasional pop-up or pop-under ads based on your online activities. Additionally, upon acceptance of this Agreement the Company may install desktop icons on the user's desktop.
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
Third party products or services may be offered via advertisements or links triggered by the use of these desktop icons.
These ads, which are targeted to your interests based on your Internet viewing history, are displayed by the Company's advertising software and not by any particular web site you may visit.
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
You should be aware that these ads are not usually associated with or sponsored by the web site that you are viewing at the time you receive them. In fact, these ads may be from a competitor of a site you are viewing.
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
You also should be aware that your installation of the Company's Software may not be the only source of online advertisements you receive, and you may continue to receive such ads from other sources even after you uninstall the Company's Software.
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:08 PM) :
I would never promote something like this.
salami (03:08 PM) :
correct
salami (03:08 PM) :
we give contextual pops
salami (03:09 PM) :
we don't make any bundle deals, and bundle in a bunch of people like other cmopanies do
salami (03:09 PM) :
we make enough money being nice to the users
salami (03:09 PM) :
and not harming anyones traffic
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:09 PM) :
unsolicited pop-ups and pop-unders are not cool no matter how you look at it
salami (03:10 PM) :
ony given when terms are shown and agreed to
salami (03:10 PM) :
u get tv ads when you watch the superbowl
salami (03:10 PM) :
same difference
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:10 PM) :
no its not
salami (03:10 PM) :
anyway...know anyone who would be interested?
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:11 PM) :
that would be like if the Superbowl was playing on CBS and CBS paid a lot of money for that space and then ABC hacked in and played their commercials over top of the ones CBS was playing.
salami (03:11 PM) :
we don't hack anyhting
salami (03:11 PM) :
we pay peple to distribute
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
and then the people who have downloaded your games without reading your T&C's get unsolicited ads while surfing the internet regardless of whether theyre using your game at that moment or not. And you continue to do so even if they uninstall the game.
salami (03:13 PM) :
we provide uninstaller that unintsalls our software
salami (03:13 PM) :
and if people don't read terms, that is there choice
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
right
salami (03:13 PM) :
i don't wanna debate
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
thats a loophole
salami (03:13 PM) :
guess your not intersted in business
salami (03:13 PM) :
bring it up with your congressamn
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:13 PM) :
You also should be aware that your installation of the Company's Software may not be the only source of online advertisements you receive, and you may continue to receive such ads from other sources even after you uninstall the Company's Software.
salami (03:14 PM) :
my salamis starting to stink
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:14 PM) :
thats what your terms say
salami (03:14 PM) :
to portect ourselves, yes. but i'm telling you we don't bother bundling cuz it hurs us more than helps
salami (03:14 PM) :
if you deonload and test our .exe u will see that as well
salami (03:14 PM) :
anwyay...take care
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:14 PM) :
makes legitimate online business look bad
salami (03:14 PM) :
online advertising my man
salami (03:15 PM) :
i hate the system as well
salami (03:15 PM) :
but don't hate hte players
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
if u had something of value to offer you wouldnt have to cutthroat
salami (03:15 PM) :
ha
salami (03:15 PM) :
free market
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
and stab your users in the back
salami (03:15 PM) :
tha't s waht ya get
salami (03:15 PM) :
we don't fuck users dude
salami (03:15 PM) :
that's y we don't bundle
salami (03:15 PM) :
we 've tried it..it don't work for long term
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
unsolicited pop-up advertising is fucking users
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
no matter how much you do or dont bundle it
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:15 PM) :
youre still doing it
salami (03:16 PM) :
it funds the internet
salami (03:16 PM) :
take away ads on tv. u get no tv
salami (03:16 PM) :
we're talkin overall major changes here..and right now, i don't give a shit
salami (03:16 PM) :
take care
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
so advertise on the sites YOU develop... dont pop up your ads on sites that you didnt pay a penny to.
salami (03:16 PM) :
bring it up with the big cmopanies paying us
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
commercials on TV PAY for ads
salami (03:16 PM) :
cosnumers get screwed
salami (03:16 PM) :
damn right
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:16 PM) :
thats all Im saying
salami (03:16 PM) :
talk to teh US government, not me
salami (03:17 PM) :
welcoem to capatilsim
salami (03:17 PM) :
peace
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:17 PM) :
and I know a lot of people will do anything for a buck, there are a million hookers and drug dealers out there, but I make plenty of money and can still sleep at night.
salami (03:17 PM) :
ha
salami (03:17 PM) :
this is advertising..i sleep fine
salami (03:17 PM) :
fuckin pops dude
salami (03:17 PM) :
we dont' do shady shit like some other cmopanies
salami (03:17 PM) :
3 pops a day
salami (03:17 PM) :
look, i gottam kae money..bye
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
so its not shady because youre doing it less than other companies?
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
hooking 3 times a day is okay as long as youre not doing it 20?
salami (03:18 PM) :
look...take care
salami (03:18 PM) :
advertising is neceassry
salami (03:18 PM) :
line advertising funds the internet
salami (03:18 PM) :
so deal
salami (03:18 PM) :
with good comes bad
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
advertising is... but not when youre screwing the sites that you arent paying a penny to.
salami (03:18 PM) :
we don't screw people
salami (03:18 PM) :
hooking is illegal
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:18 PM) :
why dont u pay the site operators whose sites youre popping up over top of?
salami (03:18 PM) :
ads arenot
salami (03:19 PM) :
we follow the laws dude
salami (03:19 PM) :
taht is how society works
salami (03:19 PM) :
once again...talk to your congressman, not me
salami (03:19 PM) :
i don't make the rules
salami (03:19 PM) :
peace
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:19 PM) :
no, u just choose to roll in the dirt, thats all
salami (03:19 PM) :
damn straight..gotta payexpensive rent
salami (03:19 PM) :
adveriisng aint no drug ring
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:19 PM) :
so dont act like its something its not
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
u say its dirty and you know it but you want the cash
salami (03:20 PM) :
legal or illegla..i don't beleive in morals
salami (03:20 PM) :
what u call dirt, i call gold
salami (03:20 PM) :
seriosuly, it's been fun but i gott ajet
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
"Blood Diamond" right
salami (03:20 PM) :
sure..whatever u thinkj
salami (03:20 PM) :
ur debating morals...and i thikn morals = bs
salami (03:20 PM) :
have a nice day
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:20 PM) :
obviously
salami (03:21 PM) :
yup
salami (03:21 PM) :
the only thing u and me have is the law
salami (03:21 PM) :
and we abide by the law
salami (03:21 PM) :
so once again. talk to the government, not me
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
the law doesnt dictate what I know is right and wrong
salami (03:21 PM) :
unlessy ou wanan make $
salami (03:21 PM) :
sure
salami (03:21 PM) :
ur opinion
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
I make $ and I dont have to work in the dirt for it
salami (03:21 PM) :
but i don't give a fuck about your opinion
salami (03:21 PM) :
i care about he governmetns
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:21 PM) :
I didnt ask you to, you solicited me and I responded.
salami (03:21 PM) :
nope, u told me about your morals
salami (03:22 PM) :
this is gay...serisouly, bye
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
well if you want someone to promote you, youre asking them to form an opinion on what youre pushing.
salami (03:22 PM) :
ur the man
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
and decide whether they want to push it or not.
Nikki (aka Dena) (03:22 PM) :
I decided its BS.
salami (03:22 PM) :
cool. then stop talking to me

[CyberHustler]

cliff notes?...........

[Angelo22]

Hahahaha
Salami is a dickhead from what i read in the last 15 minutes
theres also another thread about him somewhere i read a few minutes ago

[aless]

I was contacted by someone with similar intentions some time ago too. No the same name but very similar offer. I declined it, it looked too suspect.

[directfiesta]

Originally Posted by NikKay

....
salami (03:22 PM) :
cool. then stop talking to me

you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

I keep it simple:

- first answer" no thanks
- second answer : added to ignore list.

[porno jew]

i love salami.

[Got Porn?]

What a scum bag

[polle54]

he shouldn't by any chance be russian ?

[sicone]

He hasn't spammed me yet, does that mean I'm not a big enough player?

[NikKay]

Originally Posted by directfiesta

you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

I keep it simple:

- first answer" no thanks
- second answer : added to ignore list.

I'm a multi-tasker and a fast typer.

I usually do the ignore thing but sometimes I need cheap entertainment.

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by NikKay

I'm a multi-tasker and a fast typer.

I usually do the ignore thing but sometimes I need cheap entertainment.

Yooo, you think I can get a good deal on Mayra? I want the FULL service...

http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_...na_escorts.htm

[BradM]

Originally Posted by directfiesta

you got a lot a fucking time on hand...

I keep it simple:

- first answer" no thanks
- second answer : added to ignore list.

same here :]

[pornguy]

cool then stop talking to me.


What an idiot.

[TeenCat]

no fun in installs, everything can be distributed in another way, installs have to be against laws, owners have bad ideas with installs for sure!

[Klen]

Salami back in action He can be sometime realy funny.

[NikKay]

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Yooo, you think I can get a good deal on Mayra? I want the FULL service...

http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_...na_escorts.htm

We are publishers and not creators of content. If you desire to contact Mayra, you should use the contact information she submitted for publishing.

[Marie]

salami (03:22 PM) :
ur the man

This was a great read! Love it

[Th!nk]

salami (03:22 PM) :
cool. then stop talking to me

LOL! :D

[Juilan]

That was excellent, right up there with the infamous "I'm just a sexy girl!" ICQ bot chat