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Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:23 AM

Funny post on my amateur posting board:

Well done Icqlen, you have a great looking cock. It is big and well presented here. Why it is that most men don't think about making their cocks look good I will never know. Just look how Len's cock looks clean, thick and long and just asking for a good sucking. That is because Len has taken the time and trouble to shave off unsightly pubes and trim back the hair above his shaft so we can all see it properly. If Len came to me right now I would have no hesitiation in going down on him and getting my legs wide open for him.

People say women don't comment on Men....... well they damn well do, and this one went all out to critique it........ LMAO

An no Len's is NOT the Len's WE all know and love, it is the guys name she is commenting on here!! There are DEFINITELY women surfers out there and they are picky as hell......... rotfl

I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you.

gaby · 08-04-2002, 10:25 AM

where's the photo?

Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:28 AM

http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1028447078

it's on this page here......... I have a few females that go all dirty on them, but this one here is always so....... umm......... descriptive? LOL

sexygoat · 08-04-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam

I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you. [/B]

you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexygoat

you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.

Share my signature with you?
Ummm........... I don't think so. I have NO pretenses, if I wanna share my signature with you, I'll come here and TELL you that's what I am doing......... I came here to share with my FRIENDS a response from my female surfers...........

I'll take the signature out if it makes YOU feel better......... whatever!! This had NOTHING to do with my damn signature!! Furthermore, I have well over 2700 posts here, if it was a signature thing, then I don't know why I would have this many posts racked up just to show my signature.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:36 AM

THERE... it's off... are you happy now?

Theo · 08-04-2002, 10:37 AM

http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1027381804

eru · 08-04-2002, 10:38 AM

How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:39 AM

I get all kinds over there, Soul..... and the percentage of women and men are ABOUT equal...... it's funny to watch them. LMAO

Tam · 08-04-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.

I wouldn't have the first clue..... I have never been one to sit in front of my pc and get off like that.......... so I can't help you there.......... LMAO

Theo · 08-04-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
How do women masturbate and surf the web at the same time? All the girls I know move around and moan like crazy when doing their business.

they pretend

Theo · 08-04-2002, 10:47 AM

a new side of cybersex

http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...ges/1/4447.jpg

Kimmykim · 08-04-2002, 10:52 AM

LOL Tam, this guy sent me an email this morning, not sure what to tell him, maybe the chick posting can help ;)

hi
kimmy kim
I am from pakistan I read your wibe site I WAS VERY HAPPY.I was very problem
that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me
and give some details about me.
thank you
nameblockedout
from pakistan.

shunga · 08-04-2002, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I was very problem that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me.

Wouldn't Gary know more about that..?

gothweb · 08-04-2002, 11:05 AM

We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?

Lane · 08-04-2002, 11:07 AM

so, women like bent cocks too? lol
he has a nice curve there

gaby · 08-04-2002, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
LOL Tam, this guy sent me an email this morning, not sure what to tell him, maybe the chick posting can help ;)

hi
kimmy kim
I am from pakistan I read your wibe site I WAS VERY HAPPY.I was very problem
that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me
and give some details about me.
thank you
nameblockedout
from pakistan.

same guy? *L*

http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1025466355

Jakke PNG · 08-04-2002, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?

Everything you read is true.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
We all understand that just because the poster claimed to be a woman, and claimed to have a genuine interest in photos of men's penises, and claimed she would suck and fuck some guy based on a picture of his cock, that does not make any of it true, right?

This is definitely a woman. She has been sending me emails and been on my site since I opened it 3 years ago. I have pics of her somewhere and she is a hottie. All the guys loved her. So yes she is a female. I know some of them that post are men posting as women and vice versa, but THIS one is definitely a woman. She was one of the first women to ever email me when I started this site in fact. LOL

kimmy ........... rotfl....... so did you give him the link of a good penis enlargement program?

Tam · 08-04-2002, 11:24 AM

Lane..... I think her point here was that he takes care of himself down there........ you'd be surprised at some of the men that have posted here for years that don't ummm......... groom themselves. LOL

Women are the same way, alot of women don't do it either. LOL

Tam · 08-04-2002, 11:30 AM

This is Caroline...... for those who think she is a man posting as a woman............ rotfl

gothweb · 08-04-2002, 11:59 AM

Just remember... no evidence given over the web is proof of gender.

Theo · 08-04-2002, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
he has a nice curve there

equinox is that you?

Rocky · 08-04-2002, 12:02 PM

hi Tam

love ya babe

Kimmykim · 08-04-2002, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam

kimmy ........... rotfl....... so did you give him the link of a good penis enlargement program?

Unfortunately I dont think any processor take Pakistani credit cards lol

Seb From Holland · 08-04-2002, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1028447078

it's on this page here......... I have a few females that go all dirty on them, but this one here is always so....... umm......... descriptive? LOL

This is one unhappy looking penis.

Seb.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 12:12 PM

HEY ROCKY!!!! Where ya been? I have missed my stalker buddy.......

kimmy.... well loan him yours...... damn woman, help a guy out will ya? LMAO

Seb...... it's a clean unhappy one though............ LMAO

Cheshire · 08-04-2002, 12:16 PM

I'm dissappointed Tam, when I read the title of this thread I was 100% expecting something along these lines:

That cock is mighty righteous brah, those thick lines are something out of my wet, endless summer fantasies. I'd take your pipeline like it was the mighty Maverick to Jah himself. The way it's so smooth and glistens in the light, makes me yearn for it's pumping tide. Boo, I'm ready to wax down your longboard and mount it up. Can I hang your ten?

EscortBiz · 08-04-2002, 12:18 PM

thats one tiny shmeckle

Rocky · 08-04-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
HEY ROCKY!!!! Where ya been? I have missed my stalker buddy.......

ever since the mr.thumbs and cheshire stalking fiasco i've been lying low

that guy gave stalking a bad name

but i still love ya babe...from a distance

Naughty · 08-04-2002, 12:24 PM

Funny site you got there Tam. Lotsa hairy chicks though

Tam · 08-04-2002, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'm dissappointed Tam, when I read the title of this thread I was 100% expecting something along these lines:

That cock is mighty righteous brah, those thick lines are something out of my wet, endless summer fantasies. I'd take your pipeline like it was the mighty Maverick to Jah himself. The way it's so smooth and glistens in the light, makes me yearn for it's pumping tide. Boo, I'm ready to wax down your longboard and mount it up. Can I hang your ten?

Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL

Rocky..... I kinda like you stalking me, dammit...... don't let what others do make you stop now, you have been stalking me for 2 damn years....... I was kinda feeling like I always had someone to watch my back......... rotfl

Cheshire · 08-04-2002, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL

Um, FEMALE SURFER love, FEMALE SURFER.
endless summer = surf movie
pipeline = Part of a wave
Maverick = Type of 'Super' wave
Jah = Rasta God
Boo = Pigeon for Hottie
One always waxed their board before they ride, and of course we've all heard the term 'Hang 10'...?

CDSmith · 08-04-2002, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam

This is Caroline...... for those who think she is a man posting as a woman............ rotfl

Your chick surfer sent you a nude pic of herself? Damn, I wish mine would do that for me.

Tam · 08-04-2002, 01:37 PM

you crazy ass.... that is what that site is all about, they USED to send me their photos and such directly and she was sending them in to me quite regurlarly......... now I THINK, if I remember correctly, she has a site of her own........ I am not positive, but I think she has her own place now. I will look it up and show you........ LOL

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
so, women like bent cocks too? lol
he has a nice curve there

I've never met a man whose penis didn't either curve or veer one direction or another. I once met a man whose penis didn't stand up when he had an erection...THAT was strange.

Honeyslut · 08-04-2002, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexygoat

you want to share your sig with us? OK, thank you very much. btw, I saw your pink. really tasty.

47 posts and your talking about TAM'S SIG..

LOL...

funny

Honeyslut · 08-04-2002, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam

Some of them DO get like that over there, girl......... I thought this one was funny because she was so... ummm.... what's the word? Tactful? She is always one to find something nice to say no matter WHAT she has to do to do it...... and some of her posts are so funny when she does it. Others, she can get pretty down and dirty with if she likes the package....... but she kinda pops in and out of it alot so it's hard to catch all of what she says to them. LOL

Rocky..... I kinda like you stalking me, dammit...... don't let what others do make you stop now, you have been stalking me for 2 damn years....... I was kinda feeling like I always had someone to watch my back......... rotfl

I'll stalk ya , Tam !

gothweb · 08-04-2002, 05:52 PM

Male stalkers are easy to find. Dime a dozen. Where can I find a female stalker? My ego could use it, especially if she's cute.

jimmyf · 08-04-2002, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Male stalkers are easy to find. Dime a dozen. Where can I find a female stalker? My ego could use it, especially if she's cute.

Believe me you do not want one...

gothweb · 08-04-2002, 06:44 PM

I guess an actual stalker would suck. How about a cute girl who has a crush on me in a vaguely stalker-y way?

Tam · 08-04-2002, 07:38 PM

Honeyslut......... ok, you can be my new stalker....... *glaring at Rocky* That guy is a chicken shit.............

I have seen some of these women stalker stories on TV and I can say that I would much rather be stalked by a man than a woman......... those fuckers get vile. LMAO

Rocky · 08-05-2002, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Honeyslut......... ok, you can be my new stalker....... *glaring at Rocky* That guy is a chicken shit.............

fuck that noise Tam

after 2 years do you think i'm going to give up that easy?

kmanrox · 08-05-2002, 01:38 AM

ive been trying to get tam to stop stalking me for years now

chodadog · 08-05-2002, 02:06 AM

Jimmyf is so right about you not wanting a stalker, gothweb. Those things are fucking crazy. A guy i used to work with, was dating this girl for a few months. He completey forgot about a date they had one night, and accidently stood her up.

So anyways, the next day when he gets back home from work, his entire apartment is wrecked. I'm talking EVERYTHING. TV was smashed to shit, walls splatter with paint, broken windows.

So, he goes and gets it all fixed up, thinking the bitch will have gotten over it. Wrong! A week passes and all of his shit is trashed again. Bear in mind, he wasn't exactly earning a lot of money, and this bitch was costing him all he had from his job from week to week. So he took out a restraining order.

Still, she keeps doing it. Spraypainting his walls with messages about how she hates him, and shit like that. He eventually had to quit the job he was working, and move to the other side of town, and make sure he had an unlisted number.

Moral of the story! Stalkers are BAD!! Not flattering in any way! lol. A girl with a crush is oh so much better.

08-04-2002, 10:23 AM	#1
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	A female surfer's view of a dick!! Funny post on my amateur posting board: Well done Icqlen, you have a great looking cock. It is big and well presented here. Why it is that most men don't think about making their cocks look good I will never know. Just look how Len's cock looks clean, thick and long and just asking for a good sucking. That is because Len has taken the time and trouble to shave off unsightly pubes and trim back the hair above his shaft so we can all see it properly. If Len came to me right now I would have no hesitiation in going down on him and getting my legs wide open for him. People say women don't comment on Men....... well they damn well do, and this one went all out to critique it........ LMAO An no Len's is NOT the Len's WE all know and love, it is the guys name she is commenting on here!! There are DEFINITELY women surfers out there and they are picky as hell......... rotfl I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you. Last edited by Tam; 08-04-2002 at 10:36 AM..

08-04-2002, 10:38 AM	#8
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08-04-2002, 11:30 AM	#21
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	This is Caroline...... for those who think she is a man posting as a woman............ rotfl Last edited by Tam; 08-04-2002 at 11:32 AM..

08-04-2002, 10:25 AM	#2
gaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 712	where's the photo?

08-04-2002, 10:28 AM	#3
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...tml?1028447078 it's on this page here......... I have a few females that go all dirty on them, but this one here is always so....... umm......... descriptive? LOL

08-04-2002, 10:36 AM	#6
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	THERE... it's off... are you happy now?

08-04-2002, 10:37 AM	#7
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08-04-2002, 10:39 AM	#9
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	I get all kinds over there, Soul..... and the percentage of women and men are ABOUT equal...... it's funny to watch them. LMAO

08-04-2002, 10:47 AM	#12
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	a new side of cybersex http://tams-amateur-nudes.com/discus...ges/1/4447.jpg

08-04-2002, 10:52 AM	#13
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	LOL Tam, this guy sent me an email this morning, not sure what to tell him, maybe the chick posting can help ;) hi kimmy kim I am from pakistan I read your wibe site I WAS VERY HAPPY.I was very problem that my penis size is 2inch that how I can improve the size please help me and give some details about me. thank you nameblockedout from pakistan.

08-04-2002, 11:24 AM	#20
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Lane..... I think her point here was that he takes care of himself down there........ you'd be surprised at some of the men that have posted here for years that don't ummm......... groom themselves. LOL Women are the same way, alot of women don't do it either. LOL

08-04-2002, 11:59 AM	#22
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Just remember... no evidence given over the web is proof of gender. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-04-2002, 12:02 PM	#24
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	hi Tam love ya babe __________________ Are you down with Sin?

08-04-2002, 12:12 PM	#27
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	HEY ROCKY!!!! Where ya been? I have missed my stalker buddy....... kimmy.... well loan him yours...... damn woman, help a guy out will ya? LMAO Seb...... it's a clean unhappy one though............ LMAO

08-04-2002, 12:16 PM	#28
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I'm dissappointed Tam, when I read the title of this thread I was 100% expecting something along these lines: That cock is mighty righteous brah, those thick lines are something out of my wet, endless summer fantasies. I'd take your pipeline like it was the mighty Maverick to Jah himself. The way it's so smooth and glistens in the light, makes me yearn for it's pumping tide. Boo, I'm ready to wax down your longboard and mount it up. Can I hang your ten?

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08-04-2002, 12:24 PM	#31
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08-04-2002, 01:37 PM	#35
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	you crazy ass.... that is what that site is all about, they USED to send me their photos and such directly and she was sending them in to me quite regurlarly......... now I THINK, if I remember correctly, she has a site of her own........ I am not positive, but I think she has her own place now. I will look it up and show you........ LOL

08-04-2002, 05:52 PM	#39
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Male stalkers are easy to find. Dime a dozen. Where can I find a female stalker? My ego could use it, especially if she's cute. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-04-2002, 06:44 PM	#41
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	I guess an actual stalker would suck. How about a cute girl who has a crush on me in a vaguely stalker-y way? __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

08-04-2002, 07:38 PM	#42
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Honeyslut......... ok, you can be my new stalker....... glaring at Rocky That guy is a chicken shit............. I have seen some of these women stalker stories on TV and I can say that I would much rather be stalked by a man than a woman......... those fuckers get vile. LMAO

08-05-2002, 01:38 AM	#44
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08-05-2002, 02:06 AM	#45
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Jimmyf is so right about you not wanting a stalker, gothweb. Those things are fucking crazy. A guy i used to work with, was dating this girl for a few months. He completey forgot about a date they had one night, and accidently stood her up. So anyways, the next day when he gets back home from work, his entire apartment is wrecked. I'm talking EVERYTHING. TV was smashed to shit, walls splatter with paint, broken windows. So, he goes and gets it all fixed up, thinking the bitch will have gotten over it. Wrong! A week passes and all of his shit is trashed again. Bear in mind, he wasn't exactly earning a lot of money, and this bitch was costing him all he had from his job from week to week. So he took out a restraining order. Still, she keeps doing it. Spraypainting his walls with messages about how she hates him, and shit like that. He eventually had to quit the job he was working, and move to the other side of town, and make sure he had an unlisted number. Moral of the story! Stalkers are BAD!! Not flattering in any way! lol. A girl with a crush is oh so much better.