Splitinfinitys Valentines Sale!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

split_joel · 02-14-2007, 12:57 PM

Happy Valentines day everyone.

Today we are offering you guys one hell of a deal!

First off let tell you what comes with your server!!!

Fully Managed, 24/7/365 access to our tech support by phone or ticket system, 24/7/365 emergency hardware repair or data recovery, server monitoring with our whats up system, your choice of any flavor of unix, linux, or windows, all servers with unix and linux come with direct admin!!! You will be given a /29 (8 ips to start 5 which are usable) there is always more if you need them.

This is where it gets good.

You will also be credited 2MBIT of overage for any month you choose so you do not got to worry about paying that extra cash!!! Not only that but you will receive your 8th month free!!!

Enough talking let me get down to the servers

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
1 GIG of DDR2
1 160 GIG sata Drive
1 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$115.00 a Month!!!

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
1 GIG of DDR2
1 160 GIG sata Drive
5 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$205.00 a Month!!!

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
2 GIG of DDR2
1 160 GIG sata Drive
10 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$325.00 a Month!!!

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
2 GIG of DDR2
2 160 GIG sata Drive
50 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$1215.00 a Month

$325.00 a Month!!!

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
4 GIG of DDR2
2 160 GIG sata Drive
100 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$2080.00

If you would like a custom setup or would like to order a server please contact me with the info below.

Happy Valentines Everyone!

LiveDose · 02-14-2007, 01:03 PM

Joel do these need to be picked up today?

split_joel · 02-14-2007, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Joel do these need to be picked up today?

No they do not, when would you like to pick one up?

Pimpin_J · 02-14-2007, 01:20 PM

This is off the hook! Killer deal! If you guys dont get on it your missing out BIG TIME!

LiveDose · 02-14-2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel

No they do not, when would you like to pick one up?

End of the month. I'll contact you to discuss...

Thanks.

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 01:48 PM

split_joel · 02-14-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

End of the month. I'll contact you to discuss...

Thanks.

Sounds good look forward to hearing from ya.

borked · 02-14-2007, 04:21 PM

Great guys and fantastic support - and fantastic dals to boot!

nicegoing joel 7 split

borked · 02-14-2007, 04:32 PM

damn, my left shift key is borked aaaaaaaarg

tranza · 02-14-2007, 04:46 PM

I didn't get this one:

Quote:

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
2 GIG of DDR2
2 160 GIG sata Drive
50 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$1215.00 a Month

$325.00 a Month!!!

rowan · 02-15-2007, 12:51 AM

Do you offer FreeBSD, can the server be self managed, and can you do included gigs rather than (I presume) 95th percentile?

borked · 02-15-2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Do you offer FreeBSD, can the server be self managed, and can you do included gigs rather than (I presume) 95th percentile?

They offer FreeBSD - I'm on FreeBSD 5.4 and they moved me and the sites over to a FreeBSD 6.2 box faster than I could have a pee. No downtime.

My server is self managed, but they don't complain or ask for $ when they come to help me out (like for eg making a major OS update transit absolutely painless).

Not sure about gig bwidth

borked · 02-15-2007, 01:04 AM

BTW that monitoring software is absolutely fantastic!

rowan · 02-15-2007, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

They offer FreeBSD - I'm on FreeBSD 5.4 and they moved me and the sites over to a FreeBSD 6.2 box faster than I could have a pee. No downtime.

Cool... just out of curiosity, why the change in major?

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Cool... just out of curiosity, why the change in major?

The reason why we are upgrading him to FreeBSD 6.2 is because it is a newer more version. We are also upgrading him to a 64bit server.

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Do you offer FreeBSD, can the server be self managed, and can you do included gigs rather than (I presume) 95th percentile?

Well we can do your bandwidth in gigs but it would still be 95th percentile in a matter of speaking. What you can do is get an un metered port with us.

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 03:05 AM

We are extending this special till next Thursday. I will continue to bump the thread daily. Have a nice night or morning everyone

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel

The reason why we are upgrading him to FreeBSD 6.2 is because it is a newer more version. We are also upgrading him to a 64bit server.

Sorry about the typo. I meant is ' because it is a newer version'

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 11:46 AM

bump time. Everyone has till next Thursday so don't miss out

Screaming · 02-15-2007, 11:53 AM

not to break up your server thread but a close friend of mine wanted me to point out that your company needs to issue him a refund today.

Jace · 02-15-2007, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel

Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit
2 GIG of DDR2
2 160 GIG sata Drive
50 MB/s of bandwidth
Direct Admin
5 usable Ips

$1215.00 a Month

$325.00 a Month!!!

huh? hehe...misprint?

....

split_joel · 02-15-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

not to break up your server thread but a close friend of mine wanted me to point out that your company needs to issue him a refund today.

No need to apologize can you please hit me up on icq or have your friend hit me up. There are no tickets asking for a refund or personal request that I am aware of. I would be more then happy to process the refund if someone is unsatisfied. Once again please hit me up. We will get this resolved.

Screaming · 02-16-2007, 09:05 AM

Seems not to have been resolved..

Im pretty sure at this point my friend is going to start making his own posts conserning this matter. He seemed upset.

CaptainHowdy · 02-16-2007, 10:34 AM

Cool dealings

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02-14-2007, 12:57 PM	#1
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	Splitinfinitys Valentines Sale!!!! Happy Valentines day everyone. Today we are offering you guys one hell of a deal! First off let tell you what comes with your server!!! Fully Managed, 24/7/365 access to our tech support by phone or ticket system, 24/7/365 emergency hardware repair or data recovery, server monitoring with our whats up system, your choice of any flavor of unix, linux, or windows, all servers with unix and linux come with direct admin!!! You will be given a /29 (8 ips to start 5 which are usable) there is always more if you need them. This is where it gets good. You will also be credited 2MBIT of overage for any month you choose so you do not got to worry about paying that extra cash!!! Not only that but you will receive your 8th month free!!! Enough talking let me get down to the servers Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit 1 GIG of DDR2 1 160 GIG sata Drive 1 MB/s of bandwidth Direct Admin 5 usable Ips $115.00 a Month!!! Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit 1 GIG of DDR2 1 160 GIG sata Drive 5 MB/s of bandwidth Direct Admin 5 usable Ips $205.00 a Month!!! Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit 2 GIG of DDR2 1 160 GIG sata Drive 10 MB/s of bandwidth Direct Admin 5 usable Ips $325.00 a Month!!! Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit 2 GIG of DDR2 2 160 GIG sata Drive 50 MB/s of bandwidth Direct Admin 5 usable Ips $1215.00 a Month $325.00 a Month!!! Pentium D 3.0 - 64bit 4 GIG of DDR2 2 160 GIG sata Drive 100 MB/s of bandwidth Direct Admin 5 usable Ips $2080.00 If you would like a custom setup or would like to order a server please contact me with the info below. Happy Valentines Everyone! __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Do you offer FreeBSD, can the server be self managed, and can you do included gigs rather than (I presume) 95th percentile?

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02-15-2007, 03:05 AM	#17
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	We are extending this special till next Thursday. I will continue to bump the thread daily. Have a nice night or morning everyone __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

02-15-2007, 11:46 AM	#19
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	bump time. Everyone has till next Thursday so don't miss out __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

02-15-2007, 11:53 AM	#20
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02-16-2007, 09:05 AM	#23
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