Contest: Win Thousands in Cash for the best Phoenix Forum Story

[corvette]

Here are the rules:

Let’s hear your best Phoenix Forum Story, pictures are optional. As the theme of this years Forum is networking, those type of stories would be preferred.

$1,000 prize for the best story on GFY, then we have a budget in the thousands for stories that we feel may qualify as #2, #3, etc.

Contest starts now, ends in 3 weeks, on March 6th. Winners to be announced around March 13th, and winners attending the 2007 Phoenix Forum, can pick up their prizes and accolades for their great Forum Story!

[Evil Chris]

Great contest! I will have to think up something...

[Juicy D. Links]

can i talk about the 2 chicks i.........oops

[Juicy D. Links]

I have some good ones but i have to fucking get like peoples permission...

fuck yo damn do i have good ones

[Juicy D. Links]

there is the fountain incident , that wounded up ( ediited for privacy)

[BoyAlley]

Cool contest.

BTW: corvette thanks for the sexy time on ICQ earlier.

[Evil Chris]

One that comes to mind, and I wasn't even at the show that year.

A couple years ago during the Phoenix Forum, I got a call at about 5am eastern.... "YOOOOOO EVIL CHRISSSSSSSS" went the voice.

Luke (from HiRise) and cHaOs were arguing whether I worked for XXXCash or Triplexcash, so they decided to call me, figuring I was at the show somewhere... I was at home in my comfortable bed.

I'm not sure who won the bet anymore. haha...

[seeric]

hahaha. i think most of my stories would still put me under statute of limitations in arizona. maybe i shouldn't tell any.

[corvette]

hahaha. i think most of my stories would still put me under statute of limitations in arizona. maybe i shouldn't tell any.

HAHAHAHAHAH

[Juicy D. Links]

can we tell you stories in private to be judged? hehehhe

[Vegas Ken]

This thread is going to have some great stuff.

Bring it!

[Kimo]

I have some good ones but i have to fucking get like peoples permission...

fuck yo damn do i have good ones

[baddog]

The year was 2004. I had been meaning to come to the Phoenix Forum for a couple of years, but things kept coming up. I finally decided that there would be no excuses, this would be my first Phoenix Forum.

I asked around, and was assured that the weather would be lovely, and that I should bring my bike. So I did.



The ride out was pleasant enough, but it was pretty heavy with crosswinds most of the way.

As you can see, I got plenty of sunshine on the way out.



Since I had waited until the last minute, the hotel was sold out, so I got myself a room in a neighboring town. After all, the weather was nice, and I was on my bike. This should be fun,

All was well, everyone was hanging out at the pool, enjoying the sunshine




Then it hit . . . . monsoons!



This was going to suck.

Later that evening, when it looked like the rains were easing up, I decided it would be a good time to head back to my hotel. I made it about two or three blocks when it started up again. I pulled over, got my rain gear on, and dodged the pools to get home.

It poured. I mean, all night long and all the next morning.

The next morning I decided I would try to ride out to the Forum hotel. The roads were flooded, Cars were racing causing huge tidal waves. I made it about a mile and decided, screw it. I would take a cab.

I turned around, parked my bike and went to the front office. They got a cab for me, which I was kind of surprised when I discovered they had no meters. Flat rate, about $30 to Scottsdale.

Now, this is an important note, it was $30 TO Scottsdale. The funny thing is, it cost about $60 to leave Scottsdale.

So, for the price of a round trip cab ride I could have rented a fairly nice car for the entire weekend.

As it turned out, on Sunday there was a slight break in the weather, so I packed up my bike and rode like the wind . . . literally. I did stop at a Harley dealership to see if they had a windshield I could buy, but the delay in getting it put on was too long, and I couldn't risk it.

Luckily, the wind was at my back, but it was pushing the rain towards me. I was able to outrun it until I hit the mountains outside Palm Springs. You haven't really lived until you have ridden a motorcycle down a mountain with the rain acting as a slip-n-slide for you.

I decided that for the next two shows to bring my car, and of course, the weather was beautiful. This year I am planning on riding again. If it rains again, I will know for sure it is a Phoenix conspiracy.

[crazies]

Great Contest and I too can't wait to read all of the stories.

I just hope Lagwagon doesn't spill any of my past actions

Looking forward to hanging out as always Mark and again great contest and incredible show.

[Lykos]

Great contest indeed

[JaneB]

The year was 2004. I had been meaning to come to the Phoenix Forum for a couple of years, but things kept coming up. I finally decided that there would be no excuses, this would be my first Phoenix Forum.

I asked around, and was assured that the weather would be lovely, and that I should bring my bike. So I did.



The ride out was pleasant enough, but it was pretty heavy with crosswinds most of the way.

As you can see, I got plenty of sunshine on the way out.



Since I had waited until the last minute, the hotel was sold out, so I got myself a room in a neighboring town. After all, the weather was nice, and I was on my bike. This should be fun,

All was well, everyone was hanging out at the pool, enjoying the sunshine




Then it hit . . . . monsoons!



This was going to suck.

Later that evening, when it looked like the rains were easing up, I decided it would be a good time to head back to my hotel. I made it about two or three blocks when it started up again. I pulled over, got my rain gear on, and dodged the pools to get home.

It poured. I mean, all night long and all the next morning.

The next morning I decided I would try to ride out to the Forum hotel. The roads were flooded, Cars were racing causing huge tidal waves. I made it about a mile and decided, screw it. I would take a cab.

I turned around, parked my bike and went to the front office. They got a cab for me, which I was kind of surprised when I discovered they had no meters. Flat rate, about $30 to Scottsdale.

Now, this is an important note, it was $30 TO Scottsdale. The funny thing is, it cost about $60 to leave Scottsdale.

So, for the price of a round trip cab ride I could have rented a fairly nice car for the entire weekend.

As it turned out, on Sunday there was a slight break in the weather, so I packed up my bike and rode like the wind . . . literally. I did stop at a Harley dealership to see if they had a windshield I could buy, but the delay in getting it put on was too long, and I couldn't risk it.

Luckily, the wind was at my back, but it was pushing the rain towards me. I was able to outrun it until I hit the mountains outside Palm Springs. You haven't really lived until you have ridden a motorcycle down a mountain with the rain acting as a slip-n-slide for you.

I decided that for the next two shows to bring my car, and of course, the weather was beautiful. This year I am planning on riding again. If it rains again, I will know for sure it is a Phoenix conspiracy.

Ok that is a funny story. I live in Tempe and it does that all the time with the weather. It actually stormed tonight out of the blue. Damn weather.

[corvette]

The year was 2004. I had been meaning to come to the Phoenix Forum for a couple of years, but things kept coming up. I finally decided that there would be no excuses, this would be my first Phoenix Forum.

I asked around, and was assured that the weather would be lovely, and that I should bring my bike. So I did.



The ride out was pleasant enough, but it was pretty heavy with crosswinds most of the way.

As you can see, I got plenty of sunshine on the way out.



Since I had waited until the last minute, the hotel was sold out, so I got myself a room in a neighboring town. After all, the weather was nice, and I was on my bike. This should be fun,

All was well, everyone was hanging out at the pool, enjoying the sunshine




Then it hit . . . . monsoons!



This was going to suck.

Later that evening, when it looked like the rains were easing up, I decided it would be a good time to head back to my hotel. I made it about two or three blocks when it started up again. I pulled over, got my rain gear on, and dodged the pools to get home.

It poured. I mean, all night long and all the next morning.

The next morning I decided I would try to ride out to the Forum hotel. The roads were flooded, Cars were racing causing huge tidal waves. I made it about a mile and decided, screw it. I would take a cab.

I turned around, parked my bike and went to the front office. They got a cab for me, which I was kind of surprised when I discovered they had no meters. Flat rate, about $30 to Scottsdale.

Now, this is an important note, it was $30 TO Scottsdale. The funny thing is, it cost about $60 to leave Scottsdale.

So, for the price of a round trip cab ride I could have rented a fairly nice car for the entire weekend.

As it turned out, on Sunday there was a slight break in the weather, so I packed up my bike and rode like the wind . . . literally. I did stop at a Harley dealership to see if they had a windshield I could buy, but the delay in getting it put on was too long, and I couldn't risk it.

Luckily, the wind was at my back, but it was pushing the rain towards me. I was able to outrun it until I hit the mountains outside Palm Springs. You haven't really lived until you have ridden a motorcycle down a mountain with the rain acting as a slip-n-slide for you.

I decided that for the next two shows to bring my car, and of course, the weather was beautiful. This year I am planning on riding again. If it rains again, I will know for sure it is a Phoenix conspiracy.

great story lloyd

[kristin]

So last year I was sitting at the pizza suite of PluginFeeds, when Eric pet my head and said ?pretty bird.? This led him to the idea of wanting to wear the tuxes from Dumb and Dumber. So he and Jimmy the Squid committed to wear them if I could get them. I ran back to my room and started calling tux shops, bridal places and was having no luck. The people on the other line thought I was crazy when I said ?Hi, do you have an orange or baby blue ruffley tux with cane and top hat?? So I went online and found what I was looking for, but with the Saguaro Soiree the next night there was no way to get it in time, even with over night delivery. We had missed one company?s over night delivery by one and a half hours. So, I called a costume shop in Phoenix and they had EXACTLY what we were looking for. Alli committed to driving Eric there to get them ? the next night, it produced this:


and

[american pervert]

i think xxxjay has a winning story

[american pervert]

check out the sisters part

http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2006...m-illustrated/

[crazies]

Bump... for some good stories

[StuartD]

The year was 2004. I had been meaning to come to the Phoenix Forum for a couple of years, but things kept coming up. I finally decided that there would be no excuses, this would be my first Phoenix Forum.

I asked around, and was assured that the weather would be lovely, and that I should bring my bike. So I did.



The ride out was pleasant enough, but it was pretty heavy with crosswinds most of the way.

As you can see, I got plenty of sunshine on the way out.



Since I had waited until the last minute, the hotel was sold out, so I got myself a room in a neighboring town. After all, the weather was nice, and I was on my bike. This should be fun,

All was well, everyone was hanging out at the pool, enjoying the sunshine




Then it hit . . . . monsoons!



This was going to suck.

Later that evening, when it looked like the rains were easing up, I decided it would be a good time to head back to my hotel. I made it about two or three blocks when it started up again. I pulled over, got my rain gear on, and dodged the pools to get home.

It poured. I mean, all night long and all the next morning.

The next morning I decided I would try to ride out to the Forum hotel. The roads were flooded, Cars were racing causing huge tidal waves. I made it about a mile and decided, screw it. I would take a cab.

I turned around, parked my bike and went to the front office. They got a cab for me, which I was kind of surprised when I discovered they had no meters. Flat rate, about $30 to Scottsdale.

Now, this is an important note, it was $30 TO Scottsdale. The funny thing is, it cost about $60 to leave Scottsdale.

So, for the price of a round trip cab ride I could have rented a fairly nice car for the entire weekend.

As it turned out, on Sunday there was a slight break in the weather, so I packed up my bike and rode like the wind . . . literally. I did stop at a Harley dealership to see if they had a windshield I could buy, but the delay in getting it put on was too long, and I couldn't risk it.

Luckily, the wind was at my back, but it was pushing the rain towards me. I was able to outrun it until I hit the mountains outside Palm Springs. You haven't really lived until you have ridden a motorcycle down a mountain with the rain acting as a slip-n-slide for you.

I decided that for the next two shows to bring my car, and of course, the weather was beautiful. This year I am planning on riding again. If it rains again, I will know for sure it is a Phoenix conspiracy.

Hey, I remember that monsoon.... that was awesome.

Hold on, I have a story... lemme get my pictures for it :D

[tranza]

Damn, $1000 is an awesome prize...

[Juicy D. Links]

Who wants to hear the story of how I pre ejaculated?

[StuartD]

Alright... Phoenix 2004 monsoon party for the ages... a great time around the pool, a great time in the hotel... and a truly bizarre time at "What's Your Beef" restaurant and bar.

Now, we're talking about 2004, so imagine if you will that Kush was still in the adult industry, that Hank was still the face of Mr. Skin, that Punker Barbie was still a brunette and still dating Chaos, weburl was still afraid to be in pictures... now imagine Brittany Andrews was.... well, exactly the same as she still is now

Alright, so a bunch of us all go to this restaurant to enjoy some drinks, food and good times.



Nothing new in that... but then Punker Barbie and Chaos get a little frisky...





But they make time to salute GFY:



The girls all get a little frisky as well, as they tend to do...



Now, all this is rather routine for a convention.... until Brittany breaks a glass....



her first reaction is that she decides that she needs to go pee. She doesn't need to go to the washroom, she just needs to go pee.

So she does...







Sure, that's strange, but we had the owner's consent and the waiter really didn't seem to mind either. Here he is with boobs in his face:



And then we danced our way on out to the next bar for more drinks and more good times

[Varius]

Damn, unfortunately all the best stories I can't remember or they'd get too many people in trouble

Here is an innocent one I can think of though:

At my first Phoenix Forum, one night I attended the gay suite party instead of the other one going on at the same time. Now there's ntohing wrong with that, except I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Big Cock" (probably not the best choice) and got wasted. Sam told me when I got back to our room I was bragging to him about how I was flashing my cock around the party which I didn't know still at this point was the gay suite party

The following day, CuriousToyBoy and CuriousTim (I think) came up to me by the bar (at this point I had never met either one of them so had no clue who they were) and asked me fi we were still on for the photo shoot. I was like WTF!? wondering who this big gay australian guy was and what I may have promised him while drunk in the gay suite party. In the end he was just teasing me, but he did have me for a good couples of minutes heh

[Rochard]

I have many stories from Phoenix Fourm, most of which I cannot tell. But my favorite must be Misty Anderson. I'm good friends with Gunner, and I've always had a crush on Misty and I met her for the first time at Phoenix Forum 2005. After a few drinks I talked her (and Gunner) into making a crazy video just for shits and giggles. We ended up in my hotel room with Misty and Gunner, and somehow Hotmovies James got involved. We decided to make some sill video about Misty working out.

Here's a few pictures:





It's possible we were drunk and had no game plan. James was going to do a quick intro..... but got carried away, rolled with it, and kept going. The end video was rather amusing......

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/videos/040.wmv

[seeric]

i think xxxjay has a winning story

hahaha yeah he sure does. winner for sure. wish i could tell mine.

i hate when you have to protect the innocent from the masses with secrecy

[MJ_AVN]

OK, I got one...

Last night of the Forum last year, I'm hanging out with Lia in someone's suite. No recollection of who's it was, but Arkansas Dave was there, Lovable Lucy was there, one Mr. Greenspan was there... I forget who else.
Anyway, it's the last night so we're celebrating all of our hard work until the wee hours of the morning. Many cocktails had been consumed.
At some point, Lia and I decided we needed to go downstairs for something, so we took the stairs.
When we exited the stairwell, we found ourselves in an unfamiliar hallway. Figuring we go down it, open the door at the end, and find someplace familiar, we proceeded on.
Mind you, no one sane was around or awake at this ungodly hour in the morning. So there was no asking for directions.
We ended up in some sort of empty ballroom or something. It seemed obvious that one of the doors in this ballroom would lead to someplace in the main part of the hotel.
Instead, we ended up in some sort of storage corridor, weaving around folded-up tables, cleaning stuff, etc.
Not to be discouraged, we just kept going, somehow finding our way into another ballroom.
The second ballroom was dark however, and much to my surprise filled with tables and chairs.
Drunk, dark and obstacle course don't go well together.
We somehow negotiated that room, but not before I ran into several of the tables and chairs. My shins took the worst of it.
Well, somehow this room emptied us into the main part of the hotel.
We took the elevator back up to the party.

That was Monty and Lia's Drunken, Unguided Backroom Hotel Tour of '06.

[SCOOTER]

My story goes like this ..


A few years back, at a Light Speed party, the word got out to the local punks that there was all the booze you could drink for free. Consequently, the Light Speed party room got full real fast.

Shannon & Steve, Light Speed asked everyone to leave the room so we could to regroup.

Steve asked me to work the front door. I was told if they didn?t have some kind of ID for the show or I didn?t know them, not to let them in ? So that?s what I did.

Well, as you could expect it got NUTS! A few of the local punks wanted to fight. I have never step back for anyone. I started to approach 3 or 4 of the stupid punks, knowing I could handle a couple of them on my own and hoping a few of my fellow webmasters would help with the rest!

So I puffed up my chest, and started my Strut. All of a sudden, I here this very robust voice from behind me ?You guys are fucking nuts! If you don?t think this big guy is going to hurt a few of you, or that I wasn?t going to hurt the ones he didn?t, you?re as stupid as you look! When I turned around to see who had my back, it was none other then Kroush .
Well, needless to say, the local punks got a bit nervous and went away and we went back to a great party ..

I was replaced by some huge bouncers that had been working the CCbill party earlier that evening. Let them deal with the punks!!

[corvette]

OK, I got one...

Last night of the Forum last year, I'm hanging out with Lia in someone's suite. No recollection of who's it was, but Arkansas Dave was there, Lovable Lucy was there, one Mr. Greenspan was there... I forget who else.
Anyway, it's the last night so we're celebrating all of our hard work until the wee hours of the morning. Many cocktails had been consumed.
At some point, Lia and I decided we needed to go downstairs for something, so we took the stairs.
When we exited the stairwell, we found ourselves in an unfamiliar hallway. Figuring we go down it, open the door at the end, and find someplace familiar, we proceeded on.
Mind you, no one sane was around or awake at this ungodly hour in the morning. So there was no asking for directions.
We ended up in some sort of empty ballroom or something. It seemed obvious that one of the doors in this ballroom would lead to someplace in the main part of the hotel.
Instead, we ended up in some sort of storage corridor, weaving around folded-up tables, cleaning stuff, etc.
Not to be discouraged, we just kept going, somehow finding our way into another ballroom.
The second ballroom was dark however, and much to my surprise filled with tables and chairs.
Drunk, dark and obstacle course don't go well together.
We somehow negotiated that room, but not before I ran into several of the tables and chairs. My shins took the worst of it.
Well, somehow this room emptied us into the main part of the hotel.
We took the elevator back up to the party.

That was Monty and Lia's Drunken, Unguided Backroom Hotel Tour of '06.

man, you have more willpower/stamina than i do...i would have halted and resigned myself to not finding civilization after the second storage corridor/dark empty ballroom

[seeric]

haha i remember that one scooter. lol

[MJ_AVN]

man, you have more willpower/stamina than i do...i would have halted and resigned myself to not finding civilization after the second storage corridor/dark empty ballroom

And rob the world of Lia? Come now.

[NaughtyAce]

Alright... Phoenix 2004 monsoon party for the ages... a great time around the pool, a great time in the hotel... and a truly bizarre time at "What's Your Beef" restaurant and bar.

Now, we're talking about 2004, so imagine if you will that Kush was still in the adult industry, that Hank was still the face of Mr. Skin, that Punker Barbie was still a brunette and still dating Chaos, weburl was still afraid to be in pictures... now imagine Brittany Andrews was.... well, exactly the same as she still is now

Alright, so a bunch of us all go to this restaurant to enjoy some drinks, food and good times.



Nothing new in that... but then Punker Barbie and Chaos get a little frisky...





But they make time to salute GFY:



The girls all get a little frisky as well, as they tend to do...



Now, all this is rather routine for a convention.... until Brittany breaks a glass....



her first reaction is that she decides that she needs to go pee. She doesn't need to go to the washroom, she just needs to go pee.

So she does...







Sure, that's strange, but we had the owner's consent and the waiter really didn't seem to mind either. Here he is with boobs in his face:



And then we danced our way on out to the next bar for more drinks and more good times

ROFL I remember this, I was at the same restaurant at another table when this happened.
That was the same year that I think I almost was seduced by miss Brittany Andrews. The involvement of toys steared me away.

[Jake]

Hmmmmm, now here's my dilemma. I've got a story that's a guaranteed winner however as most experienced convention goers know. The very best stories are not for public consumption. No way I'm posting it on a board but lets just say it involves a CCBill party bus and a very very long ride into the desert. That's all I'm saying, Ron your secrets are safe with me.

[Chio]

Damn, unfortunately all the best stories I can't remember or they'd get too many people in trouble

Here is an innocent one I can think of though:

At my first Phoenix Forum, one night I attended the gay suite party instead of the other one going on at the same time. Now there's ntohing wrong with that, except I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Big Cock" (probably not the best choice) and got wasted. Sam told me when I got back to our room I was bragging to him about how I was flashing my cock around the party which I didn't know still at this point was the gay suite party

The following day, CuriousToyBoy and CuriousTim (I think) came up to me by the bar (at this point I had never met either one of them so had no clue who they were) and asked me fi we were still on for the photo shoot. I was like WTF!? wondering who this big gay australian guy was and what I may have promised him while drunk in the gay suite party. In the end he was just teasing me, but he did have me for a good couples of minutes heh

That's a good one.

[JFK]

You know my favorite story actually concerns Frank Cadwell. No, I am not brown nosing.
It was my first time at the Phoenix forum and I wasnt as well know then as now. Frank came up to me introduced himself, asked if I was ok, being a co ordial host of hosts.

Then he asked me if I would like to take a private tour of the CCBill offices, he would drive me and bring me back. I'm thinking wow isnt this nice.
He took me to the office, showed me around made all the introdutions, made me feel like a million. On the way back he gave me an extended tour of Phoenix, including showing some family property.

The way he treated me was like he knew me for a lifetime.People wonder what makes CC Bill what it is. It is the people Like Frank, the rest of the family and the staff who make sure that you are welcomed and taken care of at events like the Forum.

Frank, Thank you for that early welcome, I never had the chance to talk about it, but it stayed with me after all this time. So that's my story and I'm sticking to it




The rest of the shots can be seen here
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ll/ccbill1.htm

[xNetworx]

Ahh the mammaries... err. .. memories ;)

Thanks again for helping me out last year Mark.

[themonk]

nice promo ;)

[B_orn]

Damn, I have soom good stories from there, but I don't think the people in it would appreciate it if they are published on GFY...

At least we can still laugh about it at every show we visit

[Shannon G]

Alright... Phoenix 2004 monsoon party for the ages... a great time around the pool, a great time in the hotel... and a truly bizarre time at "What's Your Beef" restaurant and bar.

Now, we're talking about 2004, so imagine if you will that Kush was still in the adult industry, that Hank was still the face of Mr. Skin, that Punker Barbie was still a brunette and still dating Chaos, weburl was still afraid to be in pictures... now imagine Brittany Andrews was.... well, exactly the same as she still is now

Alright, so a bunch of us all go to this restaurant to enjoy some drinks, food and good times.



Nothing new in that... but then Punker Barbie and Chaos get a little frisky...





But they make time to salute GFY:



The girls all get a little frisky as well, as they tend to do...



Now, all this is rather routine for a convention.... until Brittany breaks a glass....



her first reaction is that she decides that she needs to go pee. She doesn't need to go to the washroom, she just needs to go pee.

So she does...







Sure, that's strange, but we had the owner's consent and the waiter really didn't seem to mind either. Here he is with boobs in his face:



And then we danced our way on out to the next bar for more drinks and more good times

ahhh hahahahaha.... You posted it before i could!! lol Do the rest of us that were there that night get part of the $1000 if the story wins??

I just remember looking across the table, not even shocked really, seeing the dare being carried out and thinking "what is my life and how do I always end up in situations like this?"

For future reference, never dare Brittney to do something... you'll lose every time. lol

[corvette]

this is from airek from last year, its great:

www.airek.com/gfy/phoenix_forum.wmv

[WWC]

Great idea and promo!!!! I have to think about this one and try to remember :-)

[Madame0120]

Last year, while waiting for our car ...



a car pulled up, it was beautiful .. so I asked what it was and was told .. Oh THATs a Bentley. I said .. oh .. here comes our Bentley.



Fast Foward to the next day, as the car jocky who pulled that Bentley up so smooth to the curb was making a beeline towards roy. He looked scared and stuttered .. Mr Hibbs, we've had a lil accident with your wagon.

Seems the boy couldn't handle a Mighty Chevy Engine, and fish-tailed it into a yellow pole. It was the first damage she had ever had, and thanks to the fine folks at The Mission Palms, Big Blue is sportin' a new coat of paint and shiny whore mags.

I bet the staff remembers us this year.

[TheAmericanCannibal]

I have the best story ever...

And I just don't have the time right now to post it but I promise I will come back and write this whopper of a novel.

It involves my ex, anal sex, peeping toms and Aaron M.

It doesn't get much better than that.....

Stay tuned I'll be back.

[dodger21]

I threw up in lightspeeds balcony from the fourth floor at 8:30am after losing a bet to Varius.

I'm not saying any more.

[SleazyDream]

if i win (doubt i will but one never knows) donate the money to some charity for the mentally handicaped please.

i'm going to recap some happy moments from these shows - been going since 04


stories....ones I can tell without getting killed - hummmm God i know i'm going to forget some things so please forgive me but here's a few things that come to mind

phoenix forum 2004 - married - next convention single. something happened there that changed my life. that being said this show holds a special place in my heart and always, always will. It was literally was LIFE CHANGING for me.

I love to mess with people. I have had some of best times at the ccbill forum shows.

in 04 I went on a rampage swapping everyone's badges. by mid show if you didn't know anyone going in - you were fucked. no one had their own badge on by the middle of the show - everyone was someone else. last day brad mitchel offered me $1000 if i could find his badge and wear it for the rest for the show. I found it with about 5 mins to spare! Happy day!

my favorite line from the early shows was looking at the ccbill, gay and lightspeed party suites all beside each other, the ccbill and lightspeed suites had all furniture removed and the gay one had everything in it - when asked why the gay suite had all it's furniture and the other's had it all removed the answer was "cause wiseman won't go in there'

last year got into a prank contest with leslie sharp. She had something evil planned - but i got about 20 people to text message her saying "oh my god - Just found out what Sleazy did - sooo sorry" she went nuts trying to find out that the prank was just that. LOL

Food fights in the high end restruants will always be a great memory.

judging the costumes last year was a blast!! - soo much fun doing that! THANK YOU wegcash!

things like the hot air balloon rides and desert handgun shootout that we sponsered with friends are memories I will never forgot. THANK YOU CCBill for allowing us to do that!

celebrated zoe's 21st birthday party at last year's show. Happy times. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS happy to celebrate the 21st birthday of a georgous intelligent incredible lady! won't ever forget that special dinner with her!

One thing I have to honestly mention is the last 3 shows I've had the oportunity to talk to Frank for 15-20 mins here and there. Some people might think i'm kissing ass here but in reality i don't do a lot of business with ccbill - maybe 10% of my revenue if that. I honestly have to say he's made a big impression on me though. This man is warm, friendly and hugly intelligent. You can see that in his eyes the moment you start talking to him. Some of the insite he's given me has stayed with me and made a large impact on my life. Thank you Frank - it's honestly always a highlight of the shows talking to you. That can be said for most of the ccbill staff and family though. I have a lot of respect for these people - esp Steff (totally adore this lady), corvette, doug, and of COURSE Ron.. Great memories, many of which can't be mentioned (moooohahahahahah - right Ron tehe) but great great memories I will never forget. THANK YOU ALL SOOO much for the amazing influence you have had on my life.

[OY]

We were hung over like there was no tomorrow after a great CCBill night of drinking and debauchery and like the idiots we are we had GOLF scheduled this morning.

Worst idea ever...

I had pre-ordered a car and after heavy negotiating with the other 3 in our foursome we made it out and off we went. To Raven golf course that I had played before - problem was, I did not know the way but the driver did, thankfully. She said it would take us 20 minutes to go there. The others were all happy and not as hung over like I was, I think.

We got to the Raven in about 3 minutes, the driver did NOT know her way around and it was getting annoying because we were a bit late so I called the course to tell them we were a bit late and if that was ok. It was, because we did NOT have tee time there the guy in the pro-shop told me. I was hung over and dumbfounded, I could swear that I did indeed book a foursome at the Raven golf course! The guy in the pro-shop told me he had no records of it but would check the entire system, and there it was, he found our reservation at Raven, but not in Phoenix! The Raven at Verrado... Super I thought to myself and then told the driver to take us there instead if it was not too long to drive. She said naaaaah, not far at all. Maybe 20 minutes or so, we would get there on time......

So we drove.


And we drove..


And drove some more...

Then she got lost.

Turned around.

We were in a desert.

Our tee time had passed 30 minutes ago.

And then, we made it - only 2 hours after our tee time! Pretty fucking good if you ask me, hung over and all.

It cost us around $200 to pay the driver. That got lost. We had no tee time, the course was full so nothing available in the foreseeable future. Ever heard of a place called BUCKEYE? Well, that is where the course was.

We finally teed off BY SHEER LUCK. I sliced my first drive into a lake. Shap whom I thought never played golf CRUSHED his drive. It was miserable, hot and cold at the same time. I lost 5 sleves of balls in total.

It finally ended and it was time for a quick drink (on top of all the ones we consumed while playing) and then head back to the hotel to go to various meetings we had scheduled.

No taxis would come to get us because it was too far out in the boonies. We got stuck for 3 hours at the course with no ride! It got dark, very dark.





Finally we got saved, by complete luck, by Sean (NSCASH)s father who happened to live a few miles away and we made it back to Tempe about 13 hours after we took off.

[Varius]

I threw up in lightspeeds balcony from the fourth floor at 8:30am after losing a bet to Varius.

I'm not saying any more.

Haha I won't say anymore either your secrets are safe

[CuriousToyBoy]

Mine are coming people ....

Writing offline and then putting them up.

They WILL be good.

;-)