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Old 02-14-2007, 08:09 AM   #1
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If you are a programmer keep this in mind:

If you are a programmer keep this in mind:

?Programmers should be trusted. If your brain surgeon told you the operation you need takes five hours, would you pressure him to do it in three??
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:11 AM   #2
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He he,good comparation.Programming it's something which should be doing slowly.
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:12 AM   #3
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If I knew he could really get the job done in 3 hours but told me 5.... yes
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:13 AM   #4
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normally it's done in 5 and they want it in 2
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:16 AM   #5
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I get scared when someone says: "Need a really simple script written. Should only take a couple of minutes."
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:18 AM   #6
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I get scared when someone says: "Need a really simple script written. Should only take a couple of minutes."
That's way is best to have prepared script ready for selling
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:18 AM   #7
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I get scared when someone says: "Need a really simple script written. Should only take a couple of minutes."
Yup, usually a good indication that it'll take a couple of days.
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:18 AM   #8
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you are very true morri...
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:39 AM   #9
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Thanks for the reminder Morri
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:18 AM   #10
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I love the jobs that I can say will take 2 weeks and I get them done in a few done. I look and feel like a LEGAND!
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:22 AM   #11
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Tell them to suck a dick it will be done in 5.
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:30 AM   #12
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we're looking for a good programmer, and we're very understanding... no unrealistic deadlines here!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=705445
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:33 AM   #13
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If I knew he could really get the job done in 3 hours but told me 5.... yes
So that explains what happened to you.
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