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02-14-2007, 04:36 AM
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happy valetines day poem
Roses are red,
violets are blue. Dear St. Valentine, I say fuck you. I hate this day with all my heart. Flowers and candy thrown in the shopping cart. Buy me this to prove your love! Off to the jewelry store with a shove. You must buy this to prove you?re true. Don?t want to come off as cheap, do you? The more you spend the more you save! I want to put Cupid in a deep, dark grave. Fuck that little fat cherub with a sharp stick! I want to pound on his chest and lop off his dick! His cute little face on all the ads, Causing grief to many guys and dads. Speak a week?s pay on your girl; The whole thing makes me want to hurl. Show me love through out the year, Words of devotion and sweet whispers in my ear. If you can only be sweet and kind for a day, Then fuck off and go away!
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02-14-2007, 04:37 AM
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Amen !!
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02-14-2007, 10:03 AM
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Wow! This poem is pure art ! Who wrote this ? Does he have more ?
 Fascinating work
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02-14-2007, 10:03 AM
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Happy Valentine's Day
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02-15-2007, 09:34 PM
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Hope everyone had a great valentine celebration
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