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  • Tipsy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 6989

    #1

    You know sales are slow for most people when...

    ...you start getting more spam.

    I've been getting a shit load recently. Double the normal quantity. People getting desperate?
    Ignorance is never bliss.
  • Frank W
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 889

    #2
    Summer slowdown ?
    "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

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    • Theo
      HAL 9000
      • May 2001
      • 34515

      #3
      i rarely receive porn spam unlike credit cards

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      • Choder
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 446

        #4
        These last two weeks, my conversions have been twice as good as normal.
        Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
        <br>
        "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

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        • Tipsy
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 6989

          #5
          There's obvious exceptions but I think most have noticed a bit of a slowdown the past week. Thankfully not too bad for me so far though.

          It's not just porn. I'm getting a shitload more non-porn spam too.
          Ignorance is never bliss.

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          • Mr Nice Guy
            Confirmed User
            • May 2001
            • 112

            #6
            Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
            Spam makes money.
            True


            Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
            Spam is good
            False


            Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?


            Go to hell and die you fucking asshole.

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            • quiet
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
              • Sep 2001
              • 25115

              #7
              more funny shit
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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              • mrthumbs
                salad tossing sig guy
                • Apr 2002
                • 11702

                #8
                Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy

                Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?
                So does selling porn..

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                • Mike Semen
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 2924

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy


                  Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?

                  Theres an idea!

                  Now where did I put my balaclava & hammer?
                  ICQ 1454 81 522 |

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                  • SykkBoy2
                    Jesus loves bacon
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 19969

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy


                    False


                    Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?


                    Go to hell and die you fucking asshole.

                    wow, that wasn't very nice....


                    ok, now I'm off to hunt down and old lady, tackle her to the ground and make her look at my penis pill literature...
                    Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                    • TopTGP
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 546

                      #11
                      "click here to get got steamy pictures of barbera streisand and brad pit fucking horses!"
                      I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                      • Kimmykim
                        bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 16015

                        #12
                        spam is just in vogue again like it was a few years ago, nothing much more to it.

                        we are canning more people now on spam complaints than we have in a while

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                        • pentae
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 899

                          #13
                          You know sales are slow when ....

                          .. You ask your Father to put the URL to your site up on the noticeboard at his work.

                          .. You start a thread about merchant scrub lists.

                          .. You accuse CCBill of 'Shaving'

                          .. You bribe a mate from your bar with a bottle of bourbon to skywrite your domain on a national holiday

                          .. You walk past your local book store and look twice at a shelved item titled 'How to market your product on the Internet!'

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                          • ServerGenius
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 9377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pentae
                            You know sales are slow when ....

                            .. You ask your Father to put the URL to your site up on the noticeboard at his work.

                            .. You start a thread about merchant scrub lists.

                            .. You accuse CCBill of 'Shaving'

                            .. You bribe a mate from your bar with a bottle of bourbon to skywrite your domain on a national holiday

                            .. You walk past your local book store and look twice at a shelved item titled 'How to market your product on the Internet!'
                            You have the time on your hands to make all this stuff up and post it on a message board?

                            DynaMite
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