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sicone · 02-12-2007, 02:03 PM

Over the years I have had many lap dances. Had them with one girl dancing for multiple songs, even had multiple girls dancing on my lap at once (if you know me, then you know I got a big lap).

But this weekend in Tahoe, at the club Vex party I got a lap dance that was 2 hours+ long. Was without a doubt the best ever and it may have ruined nudie bars for me cuz I know nothing will ever compare.

Hell, I was so drunk that at one point I thought I should move a lil and ended up dumping her from my lap to the floor head first, luckily enough Gabe (WEG Cash) was there to help me help her back up. She took it like a champ and got right back on my lap to grind some more. What a trooper.

FUBAR was there as always to capture the moments... so pics coming soon.

Screaming · 02-12-2007, 02:33 PM

what did that run ya?

ADL Colin · 02-12-2007, 02:34 PM

i believe that would be about 30 lap dances. Not one. (from the girl's point of view) ;-)

JD · 02-12-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

what did that run ya?

a shit load...

RyuLion · 02-12-2007, 02:37 PM

I hate it when they grind on your cock too hard, hurts like hell!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2007, 02:38 PM

Damn, I would think her ass would run our of gas at some point, or at the very least you're thighs would be chafed...

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GhengisBong · 02-12-2007, 02:38 PM

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madawgz · 02-12-2007, 02:42 PM

that must have been fun

Sosa · 02-12-2007, 02:45 PM

lol I don't want to know how much that cost ya

sicone · 02-12-2007, 02:46 PM

Wait... you guys pay for lap dances? It didnt cost me a thing, Well unless ya count the countless shots of Patron.

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 02:52 PM

I shoot alot of virtual lapdances. First time I shot one was 2 girls, and it lasted 90 minutes by the time we were all done. At 2 hours if you dont have some sort of abrasion Id be amazed hehe.

thanks Gorilla traffic for the shirt. Makes a nice prop hehe.

BigCashCrew · 02-12-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I shoot alot of virtual lapdances. First time I shot one was 2 girls, and it lasted 90 minutes by the time we were all done. At 2 hours if you dont have some sort of abrasion Id be amazed hehe.

thanks Gorilla traffic for the shirt. Makes a nice prop hehe.

Nice Telecaster in the background.

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Nice Telecaster in the background.

Its not just a prop. I play the shit out of it, but it does work well as a prop too.

Brandon99 · 02-12-2007, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Over the years I have had many lap dances. Had them with one girl dancing for multiple songs, even had multiple girls dancing on my lap at once (if you know me, then you know I got a big lap).

But this weekend in Tahoe, at the club Vex party I got a lap dance that was 2 hours+ long. Was without a doubt the best ever and it may have ruined nudie bars for me cuz I know nothing will ever compare.

Hell, I was so drunk that at one point I thought I should move a lil and ended up dumping her from my lap to the floor head first, luckily enough Gabe (WEG Cash) was there to help me help her back up. She took it like a champ and got right back on my lap to grind some more. What a trooper.

FUBAR was there as always to capture the moments... so pics coming soon.

Yea, I asked if I could take your vodka because you were so busy it looked lonely! lol

CuriousToyBoy · 02-12-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Ryan,

From my time bouncing, managing and owning strip clubs the wedding band in the above photo gives it REAL authenticity.

Screaming · 02-12-2007, 08:04 PM

Just wondering.. Inst your wife preg?

She don't mind this kind of thing?

tony286 · 02-12-2007, 08:08 PM

very nice ass smoking girl

Rochard · 02-12-2007, 08:09 PM

If were drunk maybe it was only ten minutes....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2007, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Over the years I have had many lap dances. Had them with one girl dancing for multiple songs, even had multiple girls dancing on my lap at once (if you know me, then you know I got a big lap).

But this weekend in Tahoe, at the club Vex party I got a lap dance that was 2 hours+ long. Was without a doubt the best ever and it may have ruined nudie bars for me cuz I know nothing will ever compare.

Hell, I was so drunk that at one point I thought I should move a lil and ended up dumping her from my lap to the floor head first, luckily enough Gabe (WEG Cash) was there to help me help her back up. She took it like a champ and got right back on my lap to grind some more. What a trooper.

FUBAR was there as always to capture the moments... so pics coming soon.

Damn, apparently with all of the friction Mr. Happy Pants spontaneously combusted and all that was left was a pile of dust...

Dumbass stripper kept trying to snort Sicone's remains.

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sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

Just wondering.. Inst your wife preg?

She don't mind this kind of thing?

news to me... didnt even know I was married

sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

If were drunk maybe it was only ten minutes....

I can say with 100% certainty, that it was more then 10 minutes

Zuzana Designs · 02-12-2007, 08:31 PM

LOL .... great thread

sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Damn, apparently with all of the friction Mr. Happy Pants spontaneously combusted and all that was left was a pile of dust...

Dumbass stripper kept trying to snort Sicone's remains.

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Never once did I say the girl dancing for me was a stripper. She's actually a good friend of mine who came to the show with me and was introduced to Patron and Grey Goose with red bull for the first time.

sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Its not just a prop. I play the shit out of it, but it does work well as a prop too.

Now thats hot

sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandon99

Yea, I asked if I could take your vodka because you were so busy it looked lonely! lol

I remember this and it was lonely.

J. Falcon · 02-12-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GhengisBong

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No doubt!

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

Just wondering.. Inst your wife preg?

She don't mind this kind of thing?

Yes she minds it. But only if I forget to deposit the checks that Ive been getting from doing it. If someone is dumb enough to marry a woman who is jealous they get the prize of having to live with that as long as they are still wed. I fortunately do not have that problem. And my wife gets a kick out of seeing me on camera when I am needed as a prop of whatever sort.

She did get mad that Shauna should of done more to me, and maybe even came back to our house to clean and maybe even do the windows. So for the next shoot I was instructed to punish Shauna by my wife for her misbehaving.

So we figured we might as well shoot it.

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Ryan,

From my time bouncing, managing and owning strip clubs the wedding band in the above photo gives it REAL authenticity.

Yup thats why I left it on. Id say a large market share of consumers that would be using our final product would have a band of a similar nature on their finger.

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Now thats hot

Doh just went through this thread and realized I thread jacked a bit.. Sorry Sicone...

sicone · 02-12-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Doh just went through this thread and realized I thread jacked a bit.. Sorry Sicone...

Its all good.. the pics help to pass the time until I can post the pics JFK took

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Its all good.. the pics help to pass the time until I can post the pics JFK took

Glad to be of help. I try to only post pics when relevant to the conversation at hand.

CuriousToyBoy · 02-12-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Yup thats why I left it on. Id say a large market share of consumers that would be using our final product would have a band of a similar nature on their finger.

But NOT the same sort of understanding and acceptance in the marriage I would bet.

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

But NOT the same sort of understanding and acceptance in the marriage I would bet.

Correct sir. I introduce the women I get naked to my wife hehe. Not to mention the 7 or 800 adult dvds I have sitting in my office haha. My wife had better be understanding rofl.

Lykos · 02-12-2007, 10:55 PM

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bobby666 · 02-12-2007, 10:59 PM

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emthree · 02-12-2007, 11:20 PM

That sounds expensive.

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