The Anna Nicole Smith rumors are flying... this one is a whopper - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Jim · 02-09-2007, 01:13 PM

This was submitted by an annon person who claims to have been her personal assistant...

creepy if it is true... and creepy if it is not to even think of it...

2/9/07
Bel Air, CA

I was a personal assistant for Anna Nicole Smith for about 11 weeks. It was a great job and she was a very pleasant and generous woman. I handled many of her personal tasks that ranged from picking up her dry cleaning, caring for her dog, arranging meals, household errands, etc.

I would like to disclose something to the general public that will eventually be exposed anyhow. One day as I was cleaning her kitchen after she had entertained guests for the evening something very very unusual happened.

It was the morning after and all of her overnight visitors had already left so I assumed that her and I were the only ones on the property when I heard noises from her bedroom. Out of concern I walked up to her master bedroom to notice that her bedroom door was slightly closed but open enough to partially see inside. As soon as I noticed that she was engaged in a sexual episode I quietly walked back to the kitchen as not to invade on her privacy.

Several hours had past and keep in mind there were no other visitors in the house except her and I and her "partner". I eventually moved on to cleaning other areas of the house when I happened to come across her bedroom and this time her bedroom door was wide open. This is what I saw. You draw your own conclusions but this is only what I saw.

I noticed several items of clothing scattered about and Anna Nicole Smith was in a very sexually explicit embrace partially under the covers and partially exposed with her son embracing her fully nude body. As this went on I was shocked to see that Anna Nicole had noticed that I had viewed them but suprisingly she did not alert her son to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities.

I eventually had a quiet talk with Anna Nicole later on that day in private and she let me go saying that she no longer needed my services. She was nice enough to let me depart with a very generous bonus.

I am a struggling male writer in L.A. and for me to just say all that I have written here in public would expose me to lots of ridicule and needless skepticism that would conflict with my life as an aspiring writer.

davethetruth · 02-09-2007, 01:17 PM

I called this when she wouldn't disclose who the father was...

Boobs · 02-09-2007, 01:18 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 02-09-2007, 01:20 PM

lol sounds made up but who knows , he always seemed a bit odd

she isnt dead yet anyways
http://caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com/

_Richard_ · 02-09-2007, 01:20 PM

wow

R

Doctor Dre · 02-09-2007, 01:21 PM

hahahahah
That'll be funny if both paternity tests don't comply

Brad · 02-09-2007, 01:22 PM

I head that from a few other sources on the net today as well. Who know what to believe these days when anyone and everyone seems to have a blog, but if this is true then it's really fucked up.

sherie · 02-09-2007, 01:23 PM

What a bunch of bullshit...why expose it now? How the hell was it going to come out if 2 out of the 3 people who knew about it are dead?

BigCashCrew · 02-09-2007, 01:25 PM

If it's true, that would be very fucked up. Who knows.

BigCashCrew · 02-09-2007, 01:27 PM

If it's true, that would be very fucked up. Who knows.

Mr. Jim · 02-09-2007, 01:27 PM

I heard the baby is K-Feds

tony286 · 02-09-2007, 01:37 PM

I hate to say it but you don't read it and say impossible.I always thought the baby would be really fucked up if mother and son conceived it. I dont understand why the judge ordered her body preserved til the court date of feb 20 .

Agent 488 · 02-09-2007, 01:39 PM

i'm sure they loved each other.

BigCashCrew · 02-09-2007, 01:41 PM

besides, she did fuck that old bastard.

woj · 02-09-2007, 01:46 PM

sounds like bullshit...

baddog · 02-09-2007, 01:53 PM

Well, I watched her show on E a couple times and got the impression there was something very strange about her relationship with her son, so this does not seem out of the realm of possibility in my opinion.

emthree · 02-09-2007, 02:01 PM

My friend was telling me she heard a similar story on the radio.
Pretty messed up shit if true.

SxDx · 02-09-2007, 02:15 PM

that kid would've come out with some kind of defect if that was actually the case. i don't buy it

interracialtoons · 02-09-2007, 02:21 PM

Yeah, she couldn't get any dick because she was so ugly. So this makes perfect sense.

NOTTTTTT!

chupacabra · 02-09-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SxDx

that kid would've come out with some kind of defect if that was actually the case. i don't buy it

sorry, but thats a common misnomer... your aren't guaranteed instant defects or obvious hillbilly eye placement just from one generational mix, more inbreeding goes on than you'd think and i'm sure you've walked right past their offspring in the past and didn't have a clue..

Richardhead005 · 02-09-2007, 02:34 PM

fuck wasnt her son only like a couple months old?

Spoff · 02-09-2007, 02:43 PM

Wow this is the first time I've heard this rumor and dear god I hope it's not true. I always thought the fact that her son overdosed around the same time that her second child was born was really odd? If it was in fact her son that was the father then the death sort of makes some sense I guess?

Kevsh · 02-09-2007, 02:59 PM

Ohh don't you love all the people coming out now that she's front page news again?

If you care at ALL about her personal life, you need to get a life.

If you are one of the people that knew here and are now being interviewed by CNN or appearing on Larry King or any other of 100+ shows that will exploit this to death (no pun intended), and spilling the beans on her life, you're pathetic.

If you really find it amusing to hear, read and spread gossip about celebrities, then probably you need a little excitement in your own life.

If you post threads like this to get mad views, you really ought to get your priorities in order.

And yes, I clicked the thread solely to post this.

02-09-2007, 03:06 PM

i think this writer is referring to her dead son... yes or no?

Peaches · 02-09-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chartgraves

i think this writer is referring to her dead son... yes or no?

She only had one son, who is dead, so the answer would be yes.

WebairGerard · 02-09-2007, 03:10 PM

crazy shit for sure

BusterBunny · 02-09-2007, 03:22 PM

anyone know when this "happened"?

BigCashCrew · 02-09-2007, 03:52 PM

This is gross...

Mrs. Lenny2 · 02-09-2007, 03:56 PM

Oh jeez...she's dead, let her rest in peace.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-09-2007, 03:57 PM

Welcome to Hollywood.

bausch · 02-09-2007, 03:58 PM

OMG, her baby daughter's name is Dannielynn

Maybe she named him after the father Daniel?

Peaches · 02-09-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

This is gross...

Doesn't look a lot different from pics from adult webmaster shows

B O B · 02-09-2007, 04:01 PM

believable...but then again where were the dogs?

ayne468 · 02-09-2007, 04:04 PM

Who Knows

TheLegacy · 02-09-2007, 04:18 PM

stop the conspiracies - the blonde just forgot to fucking breath

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-09-2007, 04:23 PM

hey, if i were her son, don't think i wouldn't have thoughts about incest, and i bet 90% of you sick fucks would of thought about it too

Big Red Machine · 02-09-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Doesn't look a lot different from pics from adult webmaster shows

dirtysouth · 02-09-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Doesn't look a lot different from pics from adult webmaster shows

F U S I O N · 02-09-2007, 05:50 PM

Incredible! True or not, its weird how it seems to make a lot of pieces seem to fit together and make a bit of sense...

interracialtoons · 02-09-2007, 05:56 PM

Wow, people are ready to jump on the incest bullshit but not the murder theory...

The mind of horny Mofo's at work here.

Penthouse Tony · 02-09-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richardhead005

fuck wasnt her son only like a couple months old?

No you're thinking of the baby girl.

notabook · 02-09-2007, 06:03 PM

Uh huh. And this one time I saw a unicorn and it was brutally fucking this little leprechaun by the name of Shamus up his ass. As this went on I was shocked to see that the unicorn had noticed that I had viewed them but surprisingly he did not alert the leprechaun to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities.

ukxtra · 02-09-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

OMG, her baby daughter's name is Dannielynn

Maybe she named him after the father Daniel?

"You're a fucking GENIUS!"

BusterBunny · 02-09-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons

Wow, people are ready to jump on the incest bullshit but not the murder theory...

The mind of horny Mofo's at work here.

well depending on when this incest "happened" it could be cp.....

edit....so i am not going near this til someone spits out a date

Webby · 02-09-2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Jim

The Anna Nicole Smith rumors are flying... this one is a whopper

This was submitted by an annon person who claims to have been her personal assistant...

creepy if it is true... and creepy if it is not to even think of it...

I am a struggling male writer in L.A. and for me to just say all that I have written here in public would expose me to lots of ridicule and needless skepticism that would conflict with my life as an aspiring writer.

Of course all rumors are flying and the flies and swamplife gathering to claim "something" - has it ever been any different??

What's even creepier is that anyone thought this tale was worth repeating here - but, hell, nothing is a surprise.

Lykos · 02-09-2007, 06:24 PM

Am still sorry for her

Peaches · 02-09-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

well depending on when this incest "happened" it could be cp.....

edit....so i am not going near this til someone spits out a date

It really doesn't matter. She's dead, so it's not like they're going to prosecute her even if it's all true.

Webby · 02-09-2007, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos

Am still sorry for her

I know nothing about Anna Nicol, but kinda sad that the lower end of the species can't resist going to one extreme or the other with stupid comments about the woman - especially since they never actually knew her, apart from media stuff.

Sheesh.. she's dead - let her body cool off before ripping her apart

BusterBunny · 02-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

It really doesn't matter. She's dead, so it's not like they're going to prosecute her even if it's all true.

true but it makes a difference on when where and how it is discussed....

don't get me wrong i don't think anything is wrong with this thread......just saying starting a thread claiming she was having sex with her own son is fine i guess...but if it was when the son was sposedly underage, the thread turns into an allegation of cp.....which can't be proven....not saying anyone should be banned or anything.....just think of all the theories out there this is the one i would be the most cautious with

Peaches · 02-09-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

true but it makes a difference on when where and how it is discussed....

don't get me wrong i don't think anything is wrong with this thread......just saying starting a thread claiming she was having sex with her own son is fine i guess...but if it was when the son was sposedly underage, the thread turns into an allegation of cp.....which can't be proven....not saying anyone should be banned or anything.....just think of all the theories out there this is the one i would be the most cautious with

Ah, OK, I see what you're talking about now. Good point.

02-09-2007, 01:13 PM	#1
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	The Anna Nicole Smith rumors are flying... this one is a whopper This was submitted by an annon person who claims to have been her personal assistant... creepy if it is true... and creepy if it is not to even think of it... 2/9/07 Bel Air, CA I was a personal assistant for Anna Nicole Smith for about 11 weeks. It was a great job and she was a very pleasant and generous woman. I handled many of her personal tasks that ranged from picking up her dry cleaning, caring for her dog, arranging meals, household errands, etc. I would like to disclose something to the general public that will eventually be exposed anyhow. One day as I was cleaning her kitchen after she had entertained guests for the evening something very very unusual happened. It was the morning after and all of her overnight visitors had already left so I assumed that her and I were the only ones on the property when I heard noises from her bedroom. Out of concern I walked up to her master bedroom to notice that her bedroom door was slightly closed but open enough to partially see inside. As soon as I noticed that she was engaged in a sexual episode I quietly walked back to the kitchen as not to invade on her privacy. Several hours had past and keep in mind there were no other visitors in the house except her and I and her "partner". I eventually moved on to cleaning other areas of the house when I happened to come across her bedroom and this time her bedroom door was wide open. This is what I saw. You draw your own conclusions but this is only what I saw. I noticed several items of clothing scattered about and Anna Nicole Smith was in a very sexually explicit embrace partially under the covers and partially exposed with her son embracing her fully nude body. As this went on I was shocked to see that Anna Nicole had noticed that I had viewed them but suprisingly she did not alert her son to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities. I eventually had a quiet talk with Anna Nicole later on that day in private and she let me go saying that she no longer needed my services. She was nice enough to let me depart with a very generous bonus. I am a struggling male writer in L.A. and for me to just say all that I have written here in public would expose me to lots of ridicule and needless skepticism that would conflict with my life as an aspiring writer.

02-09-2007, 01:17 PM	#2
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BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	If it's true, that would be very fucked up. Who knows.

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BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	If it's true, that would be very fucked up. Who knows.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I hate to say it but you don't read it and say impossible.I always thought the baby would be really fucked up if mother and son conceived it. I dont understand why the judge ordered her body preserved til the court date of feb 20 .

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	i'm sure they loved each other.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Well, I watched her show on E a couple times and got the impression there was something very strange about her relationship with her son, so this does not seem out of the realm of possibility in my opinion.

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Ohh don't you love all the people coming out now that she's front page news again? If you care at ALL about her personal life, you need to get a life. If you are one of the people that knew here and are now being interviewed by CNN or appearing on Larry King or any other of 100+ shows that will exploit this to death (no pun intended), and spilling the beans on her life, you're pathetic. If you really find it amusing to hear, read and spread gossip about celebrities, then probably you need a little excitement in your own life. If you post threads like this to get mad views, you really ought to get your priorities in order. And yes, I clicked the thread solely to post this.

02-09-2007, 03:06 PM	#24
chartgraves Guest Posts: n/a	i think this writer is referring to her dead son... yes or no?

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	hey, if i were her son, don't think i wouldn't have thoughts about incest, and i bet 90% of you sick fucks would of thought about it too

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F U S I O N Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,898	Incredible! True or not, its weird how it seems to make a lot of pieces seem to fit together and make a bit of sense...

02-09-2007, 05:56 PM	#40
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02-09-2007, 06:03 PM	#42
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Uh huh. And this one time I saw a unicorn and it was brutally fucking this little leprechaun by the name of Shamus up his ass. As this went on I was shocked to see that the unicorn had noticed that I had viewed them but surprisingly he did not alert the leprechaun to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities. __________________

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