United Airlines suck... Bdjuf coming to you live from Chicago Airport! - GoFuckYourself.com

02-06-2007, 06:41 PM

Feb 4:
- My flight out from Montreal to Chicago was delayed 1 hour
- I had to run to the connection gate, and barely made it on time for the connection
- My flight from Chicago to Seattle was delayed another hour, good thing the limo company waited for me to arrive

Feb 6:
- My flight from Seattle to Chicago was delayed, so much that I missed my connecting flight while still in the plane
- Have to wait 3+ hours to get a flight from Chicago to Montreal
- Bored out of my mind so I'm making this thread

On another note, the Westin ROCKS!

jeffrey · 02-06-2007, 06:44 PM

Surprised they didnt lose your luggage yet.

Best of luck. I only fly carry on with them because they always lose my luggage.

BusterBunny · 02-06-2007, 06:45 PM

see any distraught bears fans walking in front of buses?

02-06-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffrey

Surprised they didnt lose your luggage yet.

Best of luck. I only fly carry on with them because they always lose my luggage.

Traveling light, only a carry on

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:48 PM

yoou on concourse C?

02-06-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

yoou on concourse C?

yeah yo!

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:48 PM

Ii was in O hare yesterday also taking United , by gate B7 their is a bathroom , go into the last stall , it is a glory hole yo.

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:49 PM

b4 you stick your cock in the hole , you some purell hand sanitizer

02-06-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

see any distraught bears fans walking in front of buses?

no, but when I was here on sunday, right before the super bowl, everybody was wearing Bears clothing.

today... nobody

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:50 PM

try the pizza also at Wolfgang Pucks , it is good

O hare was a big huge place , i walked like crazy

02-06-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

b4 you stick your cock in the hole , you some purell hand sanitizer

wise words, master

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:51 PM

also by gate b11 the bathroom their go into the last stall , remove the tile , that is a glory hole also

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:51 PM

I jizzed all over the wall btw and wrote JDL wuz here on the stall

02-06-2007, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

also by gate b11 the bathroom their go into the last stall , remove the tile , that is a glory hole also

guido.... you are... so wise!!! like a miniature buddha, covered in hair

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2007, 06:54 PM

if you want a quick fix , go to the information center by security , say " I Ho I Ho its off to work I go" that is code phrase. The guy will take out a book of available hookers.

Then go into the United red carpet lounge and tell the guy at the bar " Can i get a Shirley Temple" he will tell you which room to go to... you hooker will be there

Warren · 02-06-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

try the pizza also at Wolfgang Pucks , it is good

O hare was a big huge place , i walked like crazy

Hey Juice, will you show me that crazy walk sometime?

OG LennyT · 02-06-2007, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Ii was in O hare yesterday also taking United , by gate B7 their is a bathroom , go into the last stall , it is a glory hole yo.

taking notes...

Sosa · 02-06-2007, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

try the pizza also at Wolfgang Pucks , it is good

O hare was a big huge place , i walked like crazy

that shit was so fucking greasy when I had it at Ohare

Phil · 02-06-2007, 09:08 PM

fly AA next time..

NOTR · 02-06-2007, 09:33 PM

Seattle? meeting the Microsoft lawyers regarding a spam lawsuit? YO

reynold · 02-06-2007, 11:02 PM

Thank goodness for WIFI

sandman! · 02-06-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

if you want a quick fix , go to the information center by security , say " I Ho I Ho its off to work I go" that is code phrase. The guy will take out a book of available hookers.

Then go into the United red carpet lounge and tell the guy at the bar " Can i get a Shirley Temple" he will tell you which room to go to... you hooker will be there

Yea if you want balls and ass

sexykat · 02-06-2007, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

if you want a quick fix , go to the information center by security , say " I Ho I Ho its off to work I go" that is code phrase. The guy will take out a book of available hookers.

Then go into the United red carpet lounge and tell the guy at the bar " Can i get a Shirley Temple" he will tell you which room to go to... you hooker will be there

You forgot about the coupon code I had told you about when gave u all the secret info which gives you a 50% off. Use the coupon code "Wee Wee AKA"

02-06-2007, 06:41 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	United Airlines suck... Bdjuf coming to you live from Chicago Airport! Feb 4: - My flight out from Montreal to Chicago was delayed 1 hour - I had to run to the connection gate, and barely made it on time for the connection - My flight from Chicago to Seattle was delayed another hour, good thing the limo company waited for me to arrive Feb 6: - My flight from Seattle to Chicago was delayed, so much that I missed my connecting flight while still in the plane - Have to wait 3+ hours to get a flight from Chicago to Montreal - Bored out of my mind so I'm making this thread On another note, the Westin ROCKS!

02-06-2007, 06:44 PM	#2
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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	if you want a quick fix , go to the information center by security , say " I Ho I Ho its off to work I go" that is code phrase. The guy will take out a book of available hookers. Then go into the United red carpet lounge and tell the guy at the bar " Can i get a Shirley Temple" he will tell you which room to go to... you hooker will be there

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